Post here your famous last words. I'll start...


"What does this button do?"

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" (Went out the noble way.....in my sleep :) )

"I need to take a whizz. I guess I'll pee on that Third Rail over there."

Nice doggie!

The most famus of all:

Et Tu Brute?

Dang it anyway, someone already took "What does this button do". Well, then I shall stick with:

"Mmmm . . . 200 pounds of chocolate and counting . . . "

Death by Chocolate.

Don't worry. It's not loaded.

"Just ... one ... more ... turn ..."

C'mon! Just put the apple on your head! I tell you, my aim can't miss!

:miscief:

US Civil War General -cant remember his name - "They couldnt hit a barn door at this dis......."

*knock knock*
Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses-

:D

"I should not have given up Scotch for Martinis..."


Not sure - I *think* it's a Humphrey Bogart quote; at least it suits him

"Don't worry, the trains don't go here at this time of the day..."

"Hey, why don't I just run across this freeway!"

Mae West, the other way round this time:

"Honey, is this a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

Frank Grimes aka 'Grimey': "I don't need gloves, because I'm Homer Simps....

"Oops, I fogot the parachute"

"Relax, rat poison is only poisonous to rats"

"Look at me! I can fly!!"

Originally posted by col
US Civil War General -cant remember his name - "They couldnt hit a barn door at this dis......." Sedgewick, IIRC, at Spotsyvania, and I believe it was an "elephant" they could not hit.


More real life last words from the battlefield: Gen Mountbrun, near the rear with his reserve cavalry corps at Borodino, sprayed with framents by a far ranging cannon ball:

"Good Shot."

Stonewall Jackson DOW (gangrene) a few days after Antietam:

"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."

"What is that big mushroom in the sky?"

The last words of academic and grammarian Monsieur Dominiqe Bouhours were very precise, as befits a great scholar: "I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used".

1)"Watch this..."
2)"I don't need a helmet"

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa (1877-1923) , Last words

Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
Ludwig von Beethoven , Last words

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first - an attempted suicide.
Chris Hubbock , who shot herself during a broadcast

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Karl Marx , Last words to his housekeeper

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Voltaire (1694-1778) , on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

This is the fourth?
Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) , Last words

Thomas Jefferson - still surv…
John Adams , Last words

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
James Rodges , murderer, on his final request before the firing squad

last word

robber: i will shoot you!

cop: go ahead!

cop: oh **** i forgot my vest!

bang!

"Last words?! ... bah."
"Dang, where did you put my vest?!"
"And here we conclude that this button is highly dangerous."
"Learn from my experience people, don't EVER try anything like this ...."
"And here I go..."
"Ooops, didn't see that coming..."
"I thought you said this gun is a toy."
"Don't press this button until I said 'press the button', clear?"

Real Last Words:
Henry Ward Beecher (when asked on his deathbed if he could raise his arm) -- "Well, high enough to hit you, doctor."
Ludwig Van Beethoven -- "Applaud, friends, the comedy is finished."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe -- "Please close the window."
Georg Wilhelm Hegel -- "Only one man understood me ... and he didn't understand."
John Keats -- "I feel the flowers growing over me."
Carl Panzram -- "I wish the whole human race had one neck and I had my hands on it."
Henry David Thoreau -- "Moose ... Indian..."
Oscar Wilde --- "Iam dying as I have lived, beyond my means."

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, my 300th post (i wonder what my av will be?):...


"don't worry, i'm sure it's dead by now"

"Let's go mountain climbing on this currently erupting volcano!"

"Trust me."

I can do that with my eyes closed.

What duck?

"relax. pedestrians always have right of way"

"Don't worry, I am POSITIVE the brake is the pedal on the right . . . "

"Wait a sec . . . "

"UNINTENTIONAL RESULT!!! RUN!!!"

and the greatest of all time

"Whoops"

Trying to choose which wire to cut when diffusing a bomb:

"Eenie meeny miny moe..."

"Honey, that bra you saw in the back seat of the car was mine."

"I'm really sorry I forgot our aniversary."

Originally posted by Yaniv
"Honey, that bra you saw in the back seat of the car was mine."


:eek: :lol: That'll learn 'em. :p

to addto Yaniv:

"yes honey, i do think you look fat in that dress" :arrow:

"Wow, congratulations on the baby, you must be due any day now..."

"Happy anniversery honey, here's your gift, a 12 month membership to the local gym"

:rotfl: Those last ones were great!

Not some famous last words but the last picture someone took. :)

As for the last words concerning that pic:

pre-history:
Originally posted by ybbor

"Happy anniversery honey, here's your gift, a 12 month membership to the local gym"

meanwhile:

"I'm a flyweight now..."

i have super powers...watch

"Now watch closely, 'cause I'm only gonna do this once."

"No, the striped ones are'nt poisonous...let me show you....."
"When you handle an alligator, don't ever do this....."
"Ahhh.... naja-naja chillies....don't mind if I have a couple......"
"I am not letting that BMTC (Bangalore Metrpolitan Transport Corp), bus get past me......"
"Who cares if I go over the speed limit..........."
"Hah! I bet that is a toy gun......."
"When juggling live chainsaws, it is important not to be.....(rrrrrrr chop chop chop chop)"
"Good morning, do you know how dangerous haemmohroids are? Take a look at these pics......."

"NEVER cut the red wire! This is what happens when you do..." (cuts red wire)

"Where is the Mama bear?"

"Hey that's not a violin!!!"

Some more last words (not real)
"Metals don't conduct electricity...watch...."
"I wonder if the elephant will notice if we pull one hair out of its tail....."
"It's OK honey, nobody in Riyadh will mind if I put my yarmulke on...."
"I'm Homer Simpson......"

Ned Kelly: "Such is life."
Admiral Horatio Nelson: "Kiss me, Hardy" or
"Now I am satisfied. Thank God, I have done my duty."

What's wrong in Homer Simpson? :hmm:

Sarah Connor?

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Humphrey Bogart

" I disagree, Comrade Stalin"

"As an newly confirmed member of the monastary of St. Francis, I hereby pledge this vow of silence, so it please God."

Oscar Wilde: "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do"
Saddam Hussein and Gen. Custer: " Hey, where the hell are all these tomahawks comin' from?"

"Look the light turned red.....FLOOR IT WE CAN MAK........."

"Saddam say good bye"

I'LL BACK!!! THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF ME!

"Who is shining this little red dot on me?"



:sniper:

"There's no such things as dragons."
"I'm from America."

Hey look at this andaconda wrapped around my neck and...I.........can't.....

No the blackwidows are white with a black mark on them

"Where's that ominous countdown-like ticking noise coming from?"

"Just - One - More - Chemistry - Provincial - Practise - Exam . . . "

"What is this hot yellowish-orangish stuff that is burning . . . "

"Thunk" (Dropped one too many Logs)

"Meh"

'As you can see, the .45 is an easy and safe weapon to handle; watch, any idiot can set the saftey and then you cna pull the trigg......'

last words of a US Army Master Gunnery Sergeant demonstrating how safe the safety on his Colt is....

"That petrol dump is so far off, there wont be any problem if i light up my cig...."

Well i bet you i can box against a shark!
Now my dear wife i am gay
I think i took to much mentos mints.What those arent mints? Oh cra....

Hey Micheal Jackson can I come over?
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Sorry had to put that one in

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue, wait I mean green-- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"An anti-tank mine needs much more than a man's weight to go off, it's safe enough even to jump on, watch..." :nuke:

I believe these translated words are real, probably spoken by an army instructor, can't be sure though.
I guess that was one lesson well learned by those watching...

Ziggy boogy doog!
Couldn't resist.

I drank what?

Or this off of Mony Python

"Knee!!!"

Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath;
there rust, and let me die.

Originally posted by Drivebymaster
Or this off of Mony Python

"Knee!!!"

The Knights-of-NI didn't stop talking or die, they just quit saying "NI" and instead became the Knights who say "ikky-ikky-ikky-ikky-z'bang-zoom-boing-z'nourrwringnm."

;)

Originally posted by Xi 12
Ziggy boogy doog!
Couldn't resist.

Or: "Let's play Catch the H-Bomb!" (Equally couldn't resist.)

"Ah me! I feel myself becoming a god."
--Tried to source that on the internet without success. It was an agnostic Roman emperor on his deathbed, mocking the belief that the emperors were deified after death.