View Full Version : Think Twice in Toilets
NewWaver Jan 09, 2004, 12:17 AM This man walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles. One is already occupied, so he enters the other one, closes the door, drops 'em and sits down.
A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him and says,
"G'day mate, how are you doing?"
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies, "Yeah, not too bad thanks".
After a short pause, he hears the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, replies, "Erm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"
He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some idiot next to me answering all my questions"
lord_yoshi Jan 09, 2004, 02:41 AM 8/10 (brilliant).
Amenhotep7 Jan 09, 2004, 05:41 AM :lol: Love it!:lol:
superslug Jan 09, 2004, 07:22 AM Ah, good old toilet humor...
useless Jan 09, 2004, 08:15 AM lol
SuperBeaverInc. Jan 09, 2004, 08:35 AM :lol: How embarresed that guy must be
Ankka Jan 09, 2004, 09:18 AM :lol: Good one
CIVPhilzilla Jan 09, 2004, 04:35 PM :lol:
Eastern Knight Jan 09, 2004, 09:24 PM :lol:
Strider Jan 09, 2004, 10:31 PM :lol::lol:
Great! :goodjob:
Goober Jan 10, 2004, 01:16 AM Hehe, I cell phones can be fairly annoying, can't they? You never know WHOM they're talking to, until you notice their hand is mysteriously by their face . . .
NewWaver Jan 10, 2004, 01:23 AM Originally posted by RealGoober
Hehe, I cell phones can be fairly annoying, can't they? You never know WHOM they're talking to, until you notice their hand is mysteriously by their face . . .
Especially those ones you don't have to hold (like while you're driving a car).
jodox Jan 12, 2004, 05:39 PM lol!
hot7530 Jan 12, 2004, 06:06 PM nice, i like it
Al Zan Jan 12, 2004, 06:08 PM lol!
The Person Jan 13, 2004, 05:21 AM Woohoo, another funny joke! Should be a law against there being a law against them.:lol:
:rotfl:
trumpeteer Jan 15, 2004, 07:44 AM :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
lbhhh Jan 16, 2004, 03:57 AM Good one :D
Lumin Jan 16, 2004, 01:01 PM That is friggen hilarious (just like my sppeling)
RegentMan Jan 19, 2004, 04:38 PM That was funny! :lol: Great joke!
Abgar Jan 19, 2004, 11:09 PM :lol:
Lopex Jan 20, 2004, 04:38 AM :lol:
*Allthough the idea of phoning somebody while you are on the toilet is utterly disgusting*
Lumin Jan 20, 2004, 01:51 PM Originally posted by Lopex
*Allthough the idea of phoning somebody while you are on the toilet is utterly disgusting*
Good point you wouldn't want to hear someone on the other end of the phone taking a wiz would you. :eek:
RegentMan Jan 21, 2004, 09:59 PM Funny funny funny :lol: !
Ankka Jan 22, 2004, 11:09 AM Originally posted by Lumin
Good point you wouldn't want to hear someone on the other end of the phone taking a wiz would you. :eek:
:ack: Not very clever... But there are all kinds of people, right? ;)
Ian Beale Jan 22, 2004, 03:18 PM very good, one of the few from the forum that i'll repeat!
MrRats Jun 11, 2004, 04:02 PM lol!!
:lol:
LLXerxes Jun 11, 2004, 05:26 PM :lol:
Please don't bump back threads.
Or, use the bump button. :bump: :clap:
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