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Strider
Jan 09, 2004, 10:49 PM
What to do with your AOL disks

At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.

Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).

Give them to young children play with.

Room dividers for hamsters.

Drink coasters.

Ice scraper.

Bathroom tile.

Air hockey puck.

Dog chew toy.

Pooper scooper.

Grill scraper.

Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.

Light switch cover.

Chinese throwing stars.

Halloween treat.

Firewood.

Paper weights.

Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense).

Put them on car windshields at the mall.

Hand them out as party favors.

House insulation.

Grind them up to make fake snow.

Hood ornament.

Give them as stocking stuffers.

Use them as elbow and knee pads.

Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Comp USA underwater.

Baby mobile. Fence (may need a few thousand).

Vancouver 2010
Jan 09, 2004, 11:16 PM
One word: FRISBEE!

WildFire
Jan 10, 2004, 12:27 AM
Stack them up, dont let them fall!

Goober
Jan 10, 2004, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Vancouver2010
One word: FRISBEE!

How did I know that you were gonna type that? I mean really, it is like you can read minds, which of course you cannot do . . . right?

Vancouver 2010
Jan 10, 2004, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by RealGoober
How did I know that you were gonna type that? I mean really, it is like you can read minds, which of course you cannot do . . . right?

Hey, a good friend knows what his friends would type -- and an evil friend types them first. :mischief:

Goober
Jan 10, 2004, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Vancouver2010
Hey, a good friend knows what his friends would type -- and an evil friend types them first.

Oh, and you are a "good" friend, eh? Well, that, and I just noticed this Humor/Jokes Section. We do think alike I suppose . . . Ahhh, what a scary though *shudder*

Edit: Ok, at this time in the night (or maybe morning, haven't cecked in awhile . . . ) thinking is not really occurring. It still is a scary thought.

Yaniv
Jan 10, 2004, 02:16 PM
Stick a different name on the disk and sell it to someone you don't know.

Crowpocalyptic1
Jan 10, 2004, 03:36 PM
Stick it in the microwave for about... 10 seconds or until it happens... watch and you will know when it happens.

Souron
Jan 10, 2004, 08:12 PM
I knew someone who used them as archery targets.

Eastern Knight
Jan 11, 2004, 02:12 AM
Sell them to blind people for 4 cents per CD.

Maybe not.

Ankka
Jan 11, 2004, 02:30 AM
:lol: Good ones!

allhailIndia
Jan 11, 2004, 04:34 AM
I have seen this being done here in India: Car ornaments! in autorickshaws!!!!!!!!:lol:

Ankka
Jan 11, 2004, 04:50 AM
Instead of a Wunderbaum? :lol:

Wolfe Tone
Jan 11, 2004, 09:47 AM
Use them to install AOL. Ok that is a little to absurd even for the Humour forum ;)

Rik Meleet
Jan 11, 2004, 11:25 AM
I've seen a very funny home-movie in which CD's were spinned up using a drill. If you then let them go they are riding through the room. In 1 scene they had a ramp made of books and a plank at the door and the CD rolled there, moved up to the ceiling, fell, and did it all again, climbing the door 4 or 5 times.

Also if you spin the drill very fast the CD will explode as it's parts can's take the turning speed. They just shatter.

Use glasses to protect your eyes!

Al Zan
Jan 11, 2004, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by allhailIndia
I have seen this being done here in India: Car ornaments! in autorickshaws!!!!!!!!:lol:
that's a good one!

Suppersalmon
Jan 11, 2004, 12:16 PM
my neighbour hangs them up on trees to scare off Foxes and cats

Strider
Jan 11, 2004, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by allhailIndia
I have seen this being done here in India: Car ornaments! in autorickshaws!!!!!!!!:lol:

Car ornaments? I wouldn't dream of sticking those, uh, thing's on my car. (well, I just might, sense some of my dreams include A scientist making me new eyeballs and telling me I have to take out my old one's to put the new one's in, freaky.)

BTW, Long time no see, if you remember me ;).

Ankka
Jan 11, 2004, 01:18 PM
Build real- size miniature models of great buildings in the world...

ybbor
Jan 11, 2004, 01:21 PM
i used to know someone who used them as mirrors to see thier garage

Vancouver 2010
Jan 11, 2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Wizard
Build real- size miniature models of great buildings in the world...

Build a scale model of the Pyramids!

Or, for even more fun, build a full-sized duplicate of the Pyramids!