A Letter To Tide

Dear Tide,
I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...

Thanks again!

John Smith

I suppose after the garbage bags he'll be doing an endorsement of a sharp tool, or perhaps a piece of lawn equipment?

maybe a wood-chipper :eek:

wow don't you think that that is slightly disturbing. (or disTIDEing ) :D. ooo that was bad

Originally posted by Lumin
(or disTIDEing ) :D. ooo that was bad

Wow I hate puns

It's a good thing he didn't use another detergent, he could have been WISKed away to jail, and that wouldn't be good at ALL !

Damn, must starting use Tide while washing my clothes again. I can't pretend these blood stains are mine forever!;):evil:

Too bad I live in [Location:]. We don't have such detergents here...:slay: