Sorry if this was posted before...

They are too funny to miss :lol:

Hilarious Quotes XI
Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
(the best of 1999)

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Originally posted by Aphex_Twin
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Do I smell a theme here?:goodjob:

:lol: Those were great. Especially the last one.

saw them before but it's still funny

I wonder who came up with those?

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That was good!!!

:lol: Those were great! :goodjob:

:lol: You said it!

Did anybody notice that these are directly reprinted from the CivFanatics humor section???
Plagiarist or Moron?

Absolutly hilarious!!! ROTFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :goodjob: