Nothing's more frustrating than seeing a traffic sign and not knowing what in the world it's supposed to mean. So here's your chance to make your own explanations! [Note: Search Google for "traffic signs" to see plenty of sites with images of trafffic signs. Here's (http://members.aol.com/rcmoeur/signman.html) one.]

I'll start:

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Walking with a limp prohibited.


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All persons in traditional Roman courts must be executed.


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For God's sake, get some sleep!


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Abstract art ahead; use caution.

4 Red X's, that's some interesting traffic signs. ;)

:lol:

Originally posted by Eastern Knight
4 Red X's, that's some interesting traffic signs. ;)

:hmm:I see them fine..

Nope, tried 3 times, still four red x's.

Originally posted by Eastern Knight
4 Red X's, that's some interesting traffic signs. ;) Well, it works for me... :undecide:

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Beware of rolling out of control cars

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Beware of mafia hitmen

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Lesbian crossing

:lol: Those are really funny ones!

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No Australians

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Caution, Bank Holiday!

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Caution, stunts

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Boring car zone

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Weak bridge

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Red light district

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Astronaut crossing.


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Mystery sign! Feeling lucky?


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This is a road. Drive on it, dumbass!


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Circus ahead. Be on the lookout for side show freaks.


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LegoMan ahead; upper body missing.

Hehehe, those are great. I can see we have a mix of roadside signs, and Park Wilderness signs . . .

There's one on the next block from me that says:

Deaf
CAUTION
Children

But I guess it's supposed to be read "Caution, deaf children"

It always makes me chuckle.

Yeah, those kind of signs are weird which have a text in the middle but aren't supposed to be read in the order they are written in....

I'm always fond of the one that tells me about the Slow Children Playing... why would they tell you about them? Why don't they tell me about the quick children playing?

Originally posted by Crowpocalyptic1
I'm always fond of the one that tells me about the Slow Children Playing... why would they tell you about them? Why don't they tell me about the quick children playing?

:lol: exactly!

See, he gets it!

In the same vein:

"SLOW MEN AT WORK"

"SLIPPERY WHEN WET"

For the foreigner driver in France, "Toutes directions".

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Please jump over all slowly falling trucks.

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Beware! Pink triangles ahead! :mischief:

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Beware! Dangerous gigantic bicycles ahead!

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Warning: Doors ahead.

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(For both) Drunk drivers ahead.

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What if Jesus...was a railroad track...?

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Caution: Fleeing illegal immigrants! (its from california...)

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Grab it while you can!

You know I always chuckle when i see the sign that says "CAUTION, SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY."

Sign I saw on a bus a few weeks ago:

NO EATING SMOKING DRINKING PETS

Originally posted by T-hawk
Sign I saw on a bus a few weeks ago:

NO EATING SMOKING DRINKING PETS

What you mean this one?

Or this (sorry couldnt resist another)? :crazyeye:

Some more signs (though not traffic signs), sure you've all seen these before though:

Harsh, real harsh:
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What?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign18.jpg

Rout, as your sig says, yup, you're evil. :)

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Slow down and roll on through!

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Disco fever ahead!

There should be a law against white boxes with red crosses.:soldier:

It's not a sign, but I've always been fond of the bumper sticker that offends EVERYONE: "Nuke The Unborn Gay Baby Whales for Jesus"

Strider, the one with the wheelchair, isn't it taken in Spain somewhere, I vaguely remember the scenery and the sign?

Originally posted by Crowpocalyptic1
It's not a sign, but I've always been fond of the bumper sticker that offends EVERYONE: "Nuke The Unborn Gay Baby Whales for Jesus" Nah, you still need some racial and ethnic slurs to complete it ;)

Originally posted by Crowpocalyptic1
It's not a sign, but I've always been fond of the bumper sticker that offends EVERYONE: "Nuke The Unborn Gay Baby Whales for Jesus" Nah, you still need some racial and ethnic slurs to complete it ;)

I agree but, what the |-|ell does that mean I'm sorry but I have never seen that bumper sticker :(

Originally posted by Zeekater
Strider, the one with the wheelchair, isn't it taken in Spain somewhere, I vaguely remember the scenery and the sign?

I'm not really sure, of course, I'm not sure what the sign is suppose to mean either. "Handicapped people be careful to keep control of wheelchairs, because you might roll into a alligator infested pond?"

Dunno :confused:

Should I change that to NEARLY everyone?

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Caution! Toilets ahead!

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Caution! Triangles!

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Crocodile feeding area!

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Get out of the way!

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Caution! Moses ahead!

Moses??

Originally posted by Gengis Khan
Moses??

The guy in the bible who split the sea for abunch of people could walk through it.

i believe your thinking of peter, he walked on water, as that sign clearly suggests

Originally posted by KermitDFrog
i believe your thinking of peter, he walked on water, as that sign clearly suggests

:crazyeye: Yeah. I must have been tired. I thought Moses walked on water. :crazyeye:

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