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Smellincoffee
Jan 25, 2004, 11:28 PM
(Copied from The reMARKable Site)


1. Nice Bible.

2. I would like to pray with you.

3. You know Jesus? Me too.

4. God told me to come talk to you.

5. I know a church where we could go and talk.

6. How about a hug, sister?

7. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.

9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11

10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

12. I am here for you.

13. The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

15. Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?

16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

18. Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean 'do'.

19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?

20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?

21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

22. My friend told me to come and meet you. He said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him. Jesus, yeah, that's His name.

23. You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.

24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

superslug
Jan 26, 2004, 12:31 AM
I might have at least groaned if you had stipulated they were bad Christian pick up lines. :vomit:

Aphex_Twin
Jan 26, 2004, 06:43 AM
Come on, they seem harmless enough ;)

The Person
Jan 26, 2004, 07:46 AM
At least they're not forty-twoistic pickup lines.

I wonder if the point of pickup lines really is picking somebody up?

Pirate
Jan 26, 2004, 12:17 PM
How about, "Come on, baby. Give it up for Lent."

Rout
Jan 26, 2004, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by Pirate
How about, "Come on, baby. Give it up for Lent."
:lol: :lol: Nice one!

Strider
Jan 26, 2004, 08:20 PM
Hey, there better then some skinhead (nazi) pick-up lines I read somewhere.

Smellincoffee
Jan 26, 2004, 10:03 PM
I might have at least groaned if you had stipulated they were bad Christian pick up lines.

I said they were from the reMARKable Site, didn't I? ;)

(Just kidding.)

allhailIndia
Jan 27, 2004, 09:06 AM
Expected something funny...badly disappointed. :p