Hey, it could happen.:beer:

Lame, I'd say...:rolleyes:

Did you hear about the Irishman who walked out of the bar?

He had to go to the supermarket for more "supplies".

BOO!

Then again, it is slightly amusing.:)

::cough:: ::cough:: :rolleyes: Alrighty then...

Hey, I'm Irish... i've yet to walk out of a bar, yet I've yet to walk IN one...

Originally posted by Crowpocalyptic1
Hey, I'm Irish... i've yet to walk out of a bar, yet I've yet to walk IN one...

Using the word, "yet", three times in a sentence... impressive!

But have you heard about the Aussie who walked into one with a cat and an emu?

He buys a round of beer, then the emu buys the next round. He buys a second round and the emu the next and so one for some 4 rounds.

"What's with the cat?" the bartender asks.

"It's a long story but to cut it short. I've been prospecting for gold in the hills for 6 months and found this bottle which I rubbed and out comes this genie asking me for a wish. Well not having been with a woman for this length of time, I just said 'I'd like a bird with long legs and a tight . .. .. .. .. .."

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Edit: Being a recent visitor, apologies if
1. this is old hat
2. it contravenes guidelines aired in previous "walk into the bar" threads.