It's true ;)

Check this out
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/hell.htm

Thats great:lol: Heres something similar about Noahs Ark.

http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/noahs_ark.html#ARK

Moved to Humor...

damned will be at least 29,422,641,251,519,917,000 souls. I don't think there have even been that many humans to exist let alone damn to eteral punishment

shady, this is all humans who've lived at any point in time ever. not just currently living


and as for noahs ark, it said he took "two of every KIND of beast" not nessicarily 2 of every species, it is quite possible he took two random dogs, large cats- etc which then, thru verity in a system, became the various breeds we know today. further more if he took two dinosaur eggs, 2 of some particular bird egg- etc etc, more space in food and suchlike would be saved, and yet further, does it say he even had to feed them? remember, you assume that God must follow his own laws- God does not allways doso, it is entirely feasable that God simply said to the animals to stop eating, stop bickering, and get in the ark before he opened the door and killed them all. and insodoing gave there bodies, in some way or another, in this ensample, supernaturally- nurishment enough tolive


as for the amount of water, remember, it said "and he let loose waters from above and below the earth (paraphrase)" which implys that not all water was rain,

assume god allowed the Icecaps (assuming there were some then) to melt, this floods a great deal of land. Noting that this land is probobly a pangeiac continent (not 7 continents, but 1 supercontinent) much of it would be covered in water, at this point, fissures in the ground might have opened and help supply water, also, it is believed that there was a great sphere of water outside the earth, prior to the flood, which gave the earth its edenlike qualitys...


as for how did the ants and such get to there various homes, simply put, Pangea, Since all the continents were one, the Ants and Kangaroos simply walked/hopped there way somewhere, and while living there, the continents shifted.


I didnt read the whole noahs ark thing, but those are relitivly sound refutes for what i did read.



Heaven hotter than hell? cool, least i wont be cold up there


Hoorah.

The noah's Ark thing is done irrationaly. There is no need to disprove biblical texts. It would have been more proper to state the implications of each relivant statement in the bible, thus concluding that the arch, who's building plans btw were devine, was a marvel of techknowlogy.

Question: Were in the bible does it say the Ark was made of wood?

It's easy. Any time you try to prove something like that and you come up with a paradox like "where is all the water now?" you just say "God did it." Since He can make a flood He can make it go away with all His powers too.

Am I supposed to laugh?
Well, I'll do it just to make sure I don't anything wrong.
:lol:

I don't think that the number of all people who have ever existed (let alone just those who have been supposedly damned) has *quite* reached the 10s of hextillions mark yet...

Originally posted by slothman
It's easy. Any time you try to prove something like that and you come up with a paradox like "where is all the water now?" you just say "God did it." Since He can make a flood He can make it go away with all His powers too. But Noah, not God, built the arch. That implies that it abided the laws of physics.

it says it was made of Gopher wood (similar to hickory) not sure where



and yes, it implies that the laws of physics were followed, but whats implied and whats real are often to different things,


my typing here implies I exsist, but do I? you have never seen me, heard me, or sensed me, does that mean i am not real? Obviously not, I obey the laws of physics, but implications are not a given, implications must be proven, And I've been doing waay to much geometry recently... *shakes head* Geometry = Evil incarnate.






Minor Edit: Souron, it just so happens to be spelt Sauron, I know you cant change it, but it was driving me nuts... Yes-- Im a nerd, I speak Elvish...

Mara Lome, illuvo 'Waithrim III Fanatics' (Waithrim III Fanatics = best translation so far for Civ III fanatics)

I would love to see the reaction of creationist to this:lol:

<<-- Creationist. I can't say i'd believe it (and i certainly dont believe the Noah crock) but the math is intresting, and its good for a laugh, at least.

Originally posted by KermitDFrog
it says it was made of Gopher wood (similar to hickory) not sure where



and yes, it implies that the laws of physics were followed, but whats implied and whats real are often to different things,


my typing here implies I exsist, but do I? you have never seen me, heard me, or sensed me, does that mean i am not real? Obviously not, I obey the laws of physics, but implications are not a given, implications must be proven, And I've been doing waay to much geometry recently... *shakes head* Geometry = Evil incarnate.






Minor Edit: Souron, it just so happens to be spelt Sauron, I know you cant change it, but it was driving me nuts... Yes-- Im a nerd, I speak Elvish...

Mara Lome, illuvo 'Waithrim III Fanatics' (Waithrim III Fanatics = best translation so far for Civ III fanatics) It also sais Noah is a man, who like all other men, follows the laws of physics.

You exist. No I cannot prove it; it is a law: Those who visit Civ Fanatics Exist.

Laws cannot be proven.

Changing my Username to "Sauron" whould eliminate any uniquness in it. I would more redily change it to something else. Also, the phonetic pronunciation is the same.

Never bothered speaking elvish.