Only in america are ther handicap parking spaces at skate parks
Only in America do we force sick people to go to the back of the drug store to get there medicine, but let the healthy people get ciggarretes in the front.


There are more but I cant remember

Only in America is porn declared as a part of of an individual's right to freedom and speech, but when a breast is shown on tv for 2s, it provokes a national outcry and a goverment investigation.:rolleyes:

Not to mention, international ogling and then rolling on the floor laughing;)

You don't need to tell me what's going on "over there", I have a good perception of that.

Only in America do people order a double cheeseburge, super sized fry, and top it off with a diet coke.

Only in America do you have to spend money to save it!

Only in America do you call a man randy in front of the ladies.