The following definitions were apparently on paper napkins in a restaurant discovered by the author of word play, Willard Espy, some twenty years ago:

Moderate: A guy who makes enemies left and right.

Sad case: A dozen empties.

Psychologist: One who when a beautiful girl enters the room watches everyone else.

Texas: Miles of miles of nothing else but miles and miles.

Will: A dead giveaway.

Organ recital: Women discussing their operations.

Knapsack: Sleeping bag.

Cannibal: A guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

Stagnation: A country without women.

Operetta: A woman who works for the telephone company.

Smelling salts: Sailors with BO.

Incongruous: Where they make our laws.

Yale: A Swedish prison.


And I'm sure there are lots that could be added.

Originally posted by Achinz
Psychologist: One who when a beautiful girl enters the room watches everyone else.
Don't forget to mention the beautiful girl! You wouldn't expect her to look in a mirror, would you? But hilarious as h*ll.

And the smilies:
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