Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into a local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly a woman ata nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up theback of her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "ya know, I'd heard of that thereHind Lick" maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

I've never heard the redneck version before!:lol: :goodjob:

I hope WS won't mind my making this less regional by adding another medical tale (or is that tail?):

A doctor ended an examination of a pregnant woman and asked, 'Do you smoke after intercourse?'

'I don't know,' she said, 'I never looked.'

Hehe, that was a good one. I have heard of that somewhere . . .

:lol:

Only in... Kentucky.

It probably actually happened. 95% of our population are rednecks.