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Add more if you can think of any!

Add more? I can't, I'm too chicken!

Okay, I admit that joke was kind of sheepish! :sheep:

Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.
The best!! Why?

Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.

He's never gonna rest in peace.

Here's a few new answers for Douglas Adams (although nothing's wrong with the current answer):

It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road, because in 5 minutes the Earth is going to be destroyed by a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

-- or --

He was trying to get to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

It was too chicken. :crazyeye:

I like Colonel Sanders' answer.

"I missed one?" :lol:

Bob Hope's answer:

"Because he heard Jane Russell".

Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for a chicken, one giant leap for Chickenkind


Ian Paisley: The forces of the Antichrist as manifest in the Chicken of Rome have no business crossing the roads of decent, hard-working Protestant people and we will tolerate this abomination no longer.


Mohammed Al-Fayed: It was all part of a plot by the Establishment to deny me British citizenship.


Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens everywhere will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


Homer Simpson: Mmmm... Chicken...

Donald Rumsfeld:

Questions that ask why are always interesting to me, because, as we know, there are known knowns; there are reasons we know we know. We also know there are reason unknowns; that is to say we know there are some reasons we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the reasons we don't know we don't know.'