Here's what I want, Giant Death Robots, I don't care what they have to do to get them into the game, but there must be giant death robots. And there must be a wide variety of giant death robots, there should be plasma cannon wielding giant death robots. Ones that just pound things with their giant metal fists. Oh, and you should differentiate between good robots and bad robots. Oh, and some of them should transform, like in autobots transformers. I really don't care if the "history" is accurate or if it's "realistic" I just want really big giant huge death robots.

Oh, and the robots must have awesome names like "Mega-destructomator" or "Carnage-bot 7000." Now all of these giant death robots must be anthropomorphic, because that's the ONLY form for giant death robots (although they can transform into other shapes).

Now, more about the specialized giant death robots: You'd have your chief megazord type robot, so huge it takes a whole team of power rangers to control it! They'd be mega-giant death robots that can take out cities merely by walking in close proximity to them! And they can disassemble to form a bunch of smaller (yet still giant) death robots. You'd also have transforming robots, because with transforming robots there's more than meets the eye, you'd have robots in disguise! They'd transform either into automobiles or giant animals. The giant animals could run really fast, but they'd have no weapons until they transformed into the anthropomorphic shape. The automobile ones could travel unseen into a city then from the inside lay down destruction on the grandest of scales! Also, there'd be ones that shoot out missiles from long range, and they'd be all cocky because they don't have to be directly involved in the battle, sort of a comic relief from all that awesomeness! Then there'd be these really slow really heavily armored fat robots, all the other robots will be laughing at it's mega-slow rate, but then when it finally gets close enough, it shoots out the biggest most powerful weapons in the game, then all the former laughing robots would be nothing more than a pile of molten scrap! Oh and there should be some robots that are specialized for deep-sea fighting, they'd walk on the ocean floor, and would fire torpedoes and can with stand pressures that would make the makers of the Alvin jealous!

Oh and as your technology improves you could have better and better death robots. Perhaps you'd start out with a steam powered mega mechanical iron monster that shoots out cannons and stuff and their either driven by mustache twirling villains who enjoy chaining golden haired virgins to train tracks (that's also got to be included in the game), or cowboys (or perhaps outlaws). Later on you'd get gas powered ones that shoot out new fangled machine guns these are run by mad scientist types. After that you'd get nuclear powered ones powered by a transplanted brain that fire laser cannons. Then we'd get the fusion ones which shoot out superheated plasma and are run by a computer-brain, these have ion engines and can fly through space and battle other giant space robots, evil blobs that go arggh, or space pirates (Which will be a MAJOR component to the game). Then you'd get the antimatter powered ones that can turn invisible and teleport and travel in hyperspace and visit other worlds where you can battle giant alien death robots.

Now you may be thinking "well, that's nice but how big would the giant robots be?" Well, I'd say they'd have to be about 200 feet tall or taller to begin with so that they can crush most buildings under their feet. It would get bigger and bigger as time progresses though and in the later eras you'd have robots that are easily 2 miles tall!

Now these robots would have awesome battles with each other in beautiful rendering so that you can see the sheer hugeness and beauty of these metal (and later on plastic-composite) monsters. And, they'd have awesome phrases when the fight like "Prepare to eat 500 cubic meters of pure energy" and then the big huge cannon would fire and the amount of radiation that the computer screen would put out to show how blindingly bright it is would blind you and unless your wearing a protective lead suit permanently sterilize you (If you're male, females would just get breast cancer).

Also included in the packaging should be giant artistic posters of the giant death robots in the game, and all of them would be saying their cool phrases that they say during the game, and they'd have awesome landscapes behind them of cities that they've pulverized with their giant fists, or landscapes of other planets, or in the event of the aforementioned deep sea robots a wreaked vessel of war, perhaps a destroyer, perhaps an aircraft carrier or perhaps even a nuclear submarine oozing out green radioactive goo! Also the manual would be filled with quotes from famous movie and TV giant death robots to help set the mood.

Oh and all the songs should either be hard rock, techno, or one of those classical pieces with a whole lot of timpani parts, and they must be real loud. So loud that when you play it on anything less then stadium speakers parts would come flying off and damage everyting and everyone within a few feet! The music should give a pulse-pounding edge-of-the-seat feeling that will get you ready to fight your army of super-robots.

This really gets to the core philosophy of Civilization, fighting on a massive scale, and gives it a whole new meaning. It would sell like hotcakes, especially if it smelled like hotcakes!

Perhaps this is betraying Sid Meier's "vision" or some sort of "ideals" that you civilization folk have, but honestly the massive amount of sheer awesomeness associated with giant death robots will much more then enough to compensate for the differences.

I must admit, Perfection, your spam has improved greatly since your early days. ;)

Originally posted by Padma
I must admit, Perfection, your spam has improved greatly since your early days. ;) Thanks! Just so you know, I've gone a record 5 months without getting banned!

You know what that means... :mischief:

YES AWESOME!

Nothing spells number one selling game title than GIANT DEATH ROBOTS!!!

That's precisely what I was thinking, but I still need help working out how we'll do the good robot/evil robot thing!

Let's face it, there's no point adding Giant Death Robots when there is the awesome power of the Spearman! If it can take down MA it can take a Robot any day!

:lol: Could we atleast make it optional?

I didnt bother to read the hole post tought, it was to long :hmm:

Hmmmm. :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

The main problem I have is that Steam-Powered Giant Death Robots driven my mustachioed villians or cowboys seem pretty advanced for the ancient age, and obviously would not be appropriate until Steam Power was discovered. The ancient age GDRs should be made of stone and wood and rope, with lots of huge wooden pulleys. They would be very slow and make lots of creaking, grinding noises, but you better run when you see one coming.

Didn't we have this in Call to Power?

What about giant radioactive monkeys? Don't forget about them!

Very nice perfection. Very nice indeed. But me thinks you've been watching to mush Japanese anime. :p

Originally posted by AdHHH
Let's face it, there's no point adding Giant Death Robots when there is the awesome power of the Spearman! If it can take down MA it can take a Robot any day! Fool! No man can stand up to the power of a Giant Death Robot! They'd crush the humans like the vile bugs they are! Though a robot that rail launches shiny spears composed of the strongest composite materials around and sharpened to a point so fine that it makes a hair look like like a football stadium would be a wonderful idea!

Originally posted by Volum
I didnt bother to read the hole post tought, it was to longIdiot! Did you not look at the whole of the Mona Lisa because it is too big? Did you not crane your neck to see the awesome stainless steel top of the Crysler because it was too high? Do you not listen to all of "The Dark Side of the Moon" because it was too long? You can't experience artistic thrill if you're too busy rushing off to do some lame activity! Stop and smell the roses, nitwit!

Originally posted by judgement
The main problem I have is that Steam-Powered Giant Death Robots driven my mustachioed villians or cowboys seem pretty advanced for the ancient age, and obviously would not be appropriate until Steam Power was discovered. The ancient age GDRs should be made of stone and wood and rope, with lots of huge wooden pulleys. They would be very slow and make lots of creaking, grinding noises, but you better run when you see one coming. No, robots must be made of metal or at least a plastic composite, you're idea is stupid, in fact all of the loser ages should be wiped out of the game, we don't need them to have a good time! Here's the ages we should have, Steam, Gas, Atomic, Post-Nuclear Halocaust, Fusion, Anti-matter, and the secret age beyond!

Originally posted by Shyrramar
Didn't we have this in Call to Power? They had "war-walkers" and that's it. That does NO justice to the immense awesomeness of giant death robots. Also, they are bigots and don't show true robot diversity, and they had units that could beat giant death robots, nothing beats giant death robots!

Originally posted by ShiplordAtvar
What about giant radioactive monkeys? Don't forget about them! Pah! Giant radioactive monkeys stand no threat to Giant Death robots. If you want this to be a loser game for lamoids then we could have it, but I want a kick-butt action-packed game of utter amazingnessosity! If you want that loser game make your own thread, but in MY thread, no loser ideas allowed!

Originally posted by MarineCorps
Very nice perfection. Very nice indeed. But me thinks you've been watching to mush Japanese anime. Pffft! If an American has a good idea all you folks try to go credit the Japanese, this was inspired only by AMERICAN comics such as Autobots Transformers, and Power Rangers! If you like Japan so much why don't you pack your bags and leave!

Ok, perfection, but what would the shield costs and techs required be? Does my civ get to build a Giant Death Robot UU? I definately want a GDR UU. It should be customizable, so the Japanese could have Mecha-Godzilla.

I doubt even a Giant Death Robot could withstand the awesome power of Giant Radioactive Monkeys on pogo-sticks.

Boring. If they put this in, they should atleast make it optional. :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: ;) :p
But it's not a tottaly dumb idea. I see the creativity.

Wow!!! Absolutely fantastic!!! I can't wait when Firaxis will make this tremendous action-packed game!!! Now, I know you've probably did it, but I'll ask anyway: Do you patended- copyrighted the title so nobody else "steal" it? Go and sell it immediately for 1 billion "Real" Giant Death Robots.

GDRs is a great idea i mean really. I hade a idea like yours it was Motherships it would be a new way to win each nation may build a mother ship when compleat it will fire death rays on enemy citys it would be builted like the space ship only it would be a powerful weapon

I'm half-tempted to move this to Off-Topic. Cut down on the spamming.

Hahaha... this made me laugh out loud. Nice post. And in all seriousness, I wouldn't mind giant death robots, the tech tree dead ends too early :)

Thanks! Just so you know, I've gone a record 5 months without getting banned!



Hmm...I registered a month after you, and I've never even been warned. ;)

Oh and I don't think the Giant Robot thing is going to work out. Although I must applaud your efforts.

Ok, perfection, but what would the shield costs and techs required be? Does my civ get to build a Giant Death Robot UU? I definately want a GDR UU. It should be customizable, so the Japanese could have Mecha-Godzilla.
Well, shield costs detract from the awesomeness of the game, honestly what does a shield have to do with production? Production will be measured in I-beams. Huge hunks of high-quality carbon steel alloys, now that's what I call production! And of course there will be UUs, the Japs can have their mecha-godzilla type things, and the Americans will have Autobots Transformers, and the French will have the earliest UU, the Iron Crusher, a massive hunk of deadly iron from the twisted genius that is Gustave Eiffel! And customizability? That'll be there too, you'll be able to go to a screen where you can add weapons and stuff to your robot! As for the technology it will all be using awesome names, no sissy crap like "Ecology" and "Economics" that's for babies, the technologies will be like "Superheated Plasma" and "Ultrahard Steel," and you get to see the scientist in his lab talk about it, and he'll be the mad scientist type with the crazy hair, and you'll see all kinds of awesome 3D rendered equipment in the background like proton accelerators and nuclear reactors!

Oh and btw the abbreviation "GDR" is awesome

I doubt even a Giant Death Robot could withstand the awesome power of Giant Radioactive Monkeys on pogo-sticks.Pah, one blast of superheated plasma from a Narwhal 3000 would reduce your beloved monkey to nothing but vapor!

Boring. If they put this in, they should atleast make it optional. :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: ;) :p
But it's not a tottaly dumb idea. I see the creativity.Boring?!?! The only thing that's boring in this game would be the underground robots that tunnel behind enemy lines and pop up through the ground in a surprise attack!

You know what is really boring? Regular civilization! What do you want some sissy game for babies or a game for real people?

Wow!!! Absolutely fantastic!!! I can't wait when Firaxis will make this tremendous action-packed game!!! Now, I know you've probably did it, but I'll ask anyway: Do you patended- copyrighted the title so nobody else "steal" it? Go and sell it immediately for 1 billion "Real" Giant Death Robots. I do it for the love of the game, not for love of money, sellout!

GDRs is a great idea i mean really. I hade a idea like yours it was Motherships it would be a new way to win each nation may build a mother ship when compleat it will fire death rays on enemy citys it would be builted like the space ship only it would be a powerful weapon Pffft. First off your idea isn't awesome because motherships suck compared to Giant Death Robots. Second, you only built one and the don't fight each other just go around destroying other civs, what's the fun in that? None, a bitter struggle between multiple civs in a web of alliances and intrigue is WAY better. So why don't you peddle your lame idea somewhere else?

Hmm...I registered a month after you, and I've never even been warned. ;)

Oh and I don't think the Giant Robot thing is going to work out. Although I must applaud your efforts. Well, goody two shoes, of course it would work out! It has the most important ingredient, awesomenessosity!

Mother ship would be able to fight each other each nation could build a mother ship and they could do battle i think there is room for mothership and GDRs in civ.4

Mother ship would be able to fight each other each nation could build a mother ship and they could do battle i think there is room for mothership and GDRs in civ.4No! Motherships are only moderately awesome, to add them would ruin the extreme awesomeness of the GDRs. It would be like adding hamburger to fillet mignon! Your idea is sub-awesomal and shall have no place in the game!

Boring?!?! The only thing that's boring in this game would be the underground robots that tunnel behind enemy lines and pop up through the ground in a surprise attack!

You know what is really boring? Regular civilization! What do you want some sissy game for babies or a game for real people?


I guess your right. :confused:
Maybe.
I meant to say it wasn't all that good.

I guess your right. :confused:
Maybe. Perfection is always right! Best you learn that before you make a fool out of yourself!

I meant to say it wasn't all that good.
What object is "it" refering to? Pronoun use is good, but only if it's easy to tell what the pronoun stands for. I can think of two possibilities for what your pronoun refers to: my idea or regular civilization. Please specify "it" so I can further dicuss/belittle your point.

Quite an interesting idea, almost sounds like a whole different game, but why not just make your own mod in regular civ3, there are many future units in the forums and then everyone could fully comprehend this craziness that you propose. Who knows, maybe Firaxis will be so impressed they will make their own "future conquest" in civ 4 based on your idea. :lol:

Quite an interesting idea, almost sounds like a whole different game, but why not just make your own mod in regular civ3, there are many future units in the forums and then everyone could fully comprehend this craziness that you propose. Who knows, maybe Firaxis will be so impressed they will make their own "future conquest" in civ 4 based on your idea. :lol:
You can't just mod it into Civ 3! It's not just moving giant death robots on the map! It's also having massive full screen beautifully rendered 3D battles with the robots! We're talking about full scale thermonuclear giant death robot action! Little tiny pixelated icons are an insult to the awesome nature of giant death robots!

You really need to get laid.

You can't just mod it into Civ 3! It's not just moving giant death robots on the map! It's also having massive full screen beautifully rendered 3D battles with the robots! We're talking about full scale thermonuclear giant death robot action! Little tiny pixelated icons are an insult to the awesome nature of giant death robots!
Why don't you do it? Tell us when you're done. :D

You really need to get laid. Bah! The flesh of women is weak! All that really matters is made of cold hard metal (and certain plastic composites).

Why don't you do it? Tell us when you're done. :DI am too busy crushing the weak to program it! That's why I'm telling the world what needs to be done!

Pffft! If an American has a good idea all you folks try to go credit the Japanese, this was inspired only by AMERICAN comics such as Autobots Transformers, and Power Rangers! If you like Japan so much why don't you pack your bags and leave![/QUOTE]
Dude your actualy making sense. :cry:

Dude your actualy making sense. :cry:Yeah, I feel your pain too. We all can't be as good as me. It's just a sad fact of nature that everyone else is but a dim LED compared my supernova of brilliance. :(

This is going to turn into a debate weither or not we should change the entire system to a fighting engine with Godzilla, Monthra and all their crew.

This is going to turn into a debate weither or not we should change the entire system to a fighting engine with Godzilla, Monthra and all their crew.Hopefully not, as that would destroy my creative vision. Godzilla and Mothra are beasts; beasts are for the crude and unrefined! A sophisticated person would have the understanding that nothing is superior to Giant Death Robots. Big animals are messy, stupid, ugly and made of weak weak flesh; Giant Death Robots are clean (some are gritty, but that's different), often superintelligent, marvels of artistic creativity, and made of the strongest metals (and in some cases plastic composite or some awesome nanotechnologically created protetective sheath)!

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CT, you should'a just killed this thread, stomped it like Gamorra

@Zamphyr - :lol: :thumbsup:

You really need to get laid.

:lol:

He really does want some giant death robots...

Pink tiny fluffy benevolent with healing powers GIANT DEATH ROBOTS
thats what this game needs.

or how about iGDR's (invisible GIANT DEATH ROBOTS) that can be produced every 3 turns by the iiGDRpe3tf (invisible invisible GIANT DEATH ROBOTS production every 3 turns facility) small wonder?

You know Steam Power is far too long to wait for Giant Death Robots. Once you have mysticism, you should be able to call upon the power of the gods to create Giant Death Robots made of stone or wood or something like that.

CT, you should'a just killed this thread, stomped it like GamorraGreat spirits have always encountered
violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-Albert Einstein

Pink tiny fluffy benevolent with healing powers GIANT DEATH ROBOTS
thats what this game needs.No Way! If they are tiny they are not giant and hence cannot be Giant Death Robots. If you want something tiny, go play with your miniture doll house with your cute little dollies, but if you want something awesome you'll have to go big! Also fluffiness is not allowed either; the whole point of Giant Death Robots is to be towers of metal (and in some cases plastic composite or some awesome nanotechnologically created protective sheath). Fluffiness makes that smooth technological look impossible! Lastly benevolence is not what we need, what we need is malevolence!

However, a robot with healing powers would be awesome. It would be a robot that can fix other robots with its massive arc-welder hand which it could also use as a weapon. It could walk up to other Giant Death Robots and zap their circuitry making them all crazy!

or how about iGDR's (invisible GIANT DEATH ROBOTS) that can be produced every 3 turns by the iiGDRpe3tf (invisible invisible GIANT DEATH ROBOTS production every 3 turns facility) small wonder? First off, there are no small wonders when it comes to Giant Death Robots! Second off, invisable robots will exist from the modren age and beyond; they use microcameras and stuff! As for the stupid abbreviation and facility ideas, they won't be incorperated as the abbreviations aren't awesome sounding and the facility defeats the purpose of having customizable robots!


You know Steam Power is far too long to wait for Giant Death Robots. Once you have mysticism, you should be able to call upon the power of the gods to create Giant Death Robots made of stone or wood or something like that. We don't need the earlier "loser ages." It all starts in the industrial age eschewing all that garbage that the other ages had! Perhaps if you've read all my posts here you'd understand that! Also no gods can create Giant Death Robots, for Giant Death Robots are gods!

You're puttin waaaaaaaaay to much effort into something thats never gonna happen.

O.K I Got it
We need a
HYPERGALACTIC GARGLEZOX MEGAAPOCALYPTIG TERAFORMSUPRASTELLAR MULTICOMPOUND
first, and then we can really start talking about production of
GIANT DEATH ROBOTS

You're puttin waaaaaaaaay to much effort into something thats never gonna happen.


i agree WildFire

This thread's getting too spammy. Thread closed.

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Now, this thread has been reopened by Chieftess because of it's immense awesomeness, but you have to behave yourselves! I know that in altered state of reality that you're in because of the mind-blowing ideas of mine, and that it really makes you want to post spammy messages, but you must resist the urge! You must resist it at all costs. THIS IS A NO SPAMMING ZONE.

Now that we've gotten that cleared up on to the commentary!

You're puttin waaaaaaaaay to much effort into something thats never gonna happen.
Should we not try to make a cure for cancer because some say it's never going to happen? Should we not reach for the heavens and try to visit the stars because some say it's never going to happen? Should we not try to slow aging because some say immortality is impossible? "Naysayers be damned," I say! The results of a game of such incomprehensible greatness is worth the fight! Giant Death Robots...Shall Live!

O.K I Got it
We need a
HYPERGALACTIC GARGLEZOX MEGAAPOCALYPTIG TERAFORMSUPRASTELLAR MULTICOMPOUND
first, and then we can really start talking about production of
GIANT DEATH ROBOTS
See, that's just stupid. For the following reasons:
1. It's obviously made up! I use stuff based on actual science. You just string random words together. Random is not cool especially for machines that do things so precise and accurately that they would make a Swiss watchmaker weep!
2. It contains the word "gargle", gargle is what puny humans do to remove the foul aftertaste of blood when they cough it up after being struck down by a Giant Death Robot! This is word for puny humans with thier weak flesh and fragile bones. No, the words composing a Giant Death Robot's name must be high-tech, sleek, robust, grand and definitly strong. There is no room for weaklings in this game save a shallow grave!
3. It contains only capital letters. That's just plain wrong!
4. It's too long. Stringing too many awesome words/prefixes/suffixes together and it loses its effect. I call it "inverse awesomality." That is when awesome words are strung together for no purpose the become inversely awesomal that is by cramming in more awesome words you actually detract from its level of awesomeness. This is because it begins to sound forced and stupid! Your phrase suffers greatly from inverse awesomization and so is inferior. It shouldn't take someone an awesomologist to figure that out!

i agree WildFire
Was that neccesary to say? Were you so burning with hatred toward all that is pure and aweome that you had to resort to such low levels of spam? That message was just plain sick!

Now back to the topic, we all know that my idea is the awesomest in the universe, but I still think there are ways to make it even more aweome.

Now, this thread has been reopened by Chieftess because of it's immense awesomeness, but you have to behave yourselves!

I just want one giant death robot that emits fire from its mouth and says "REMEMBER ME"

If that's considered spam, I wholeheartedly apologize!

I just want one giant death robot that emits fire from its mouth and says "REMEMBER ME"That's sub-awesomal. What would be really cool is if we had a Giant Death Robot that could self reassemble. So an Enemy Giant Death Robot would blast it to bits, but then after a couple weeks it will have completly rebuilt itself. Then it would sneak up behind the enemy robot twist its neck 180 degrees breaking all kinds of cords and stuff and then when it's face to face say "Remember Me?" and let go and the enemy robot twitches and writhes on the ground for a minute and then gets vaporized!

This got reopened!?

This god [b]reopened[b]!?

By persistant request, but I'll be watching the thread closely.

Okay, I fixed the VB code, and spelling in that post ;).

What the hell am i doing back? Any way "IF" there are GDRs I want them, to fire laser cannons, and for steam power robots to fire some kind of gattling gun. Well thats all I can think of now.

There needs to be a real ultimate giant ninja death robot, that can form into one massive samauri robot from it's five neatly colored parts. Oh God, everyone would kill me if I won Kinboat's lottery! But I think I know what I want him to make if I win.

What the hell am i doing back? Any way "IF" there are GDRs I want them, to fire laser cannons, and for steam power robots to fire some kind of gattling gun. Well thats all I can think of now.I know I've mentioned laser weaponry before, but I may have neglected to put down gattling guns. Either way they both will be there.

There needs to be a real ultimate giant ninja death robot, that can form into one massive samauri robot from it's five neatly colored parts. Oh God, everyone would kill me if I won Kinboat's lottery! But I think I know what I want him to make if I win.Silly Neomega! Ninja-bots can't become Samauri-bots! Ninja-bots have no honor! Ninja-bots are sneaky assassin GDRs that move very quickly and are invisable due to the use of microcameras! They sneak up from behind and take you out quickly! Samauri-bots are quite different; they have a code of honor and so will not squish cities and slay the local population. They are better armored but slower than Ninja-bots and are very skilled on the open battlefield. Now in terms of composite type robots those have been allready discussed and shall be present in the game!

Perfection Will some GDRs fly? Will they have GDRs for the seas? I want a GDR with 2 rocket launchers. And i don't want to see a GDR be defeated by a damn spearman,you know like tanks do.

Perfection Will some GDRs fly? Will they have GDRs for the seas?Ummm, that was mentioned in the very first post. Please read it.

I want a GDR with 2 rocket launchers.It will be customizable, with plenty of weapons availabe. You be able to configure to your hearts content!

And i don't want to see a GDR be defeated by a damn spearman,you know like tanks do.Again something allready mentioned in this thread, there won't be spearmen because spearmen are from the "loser ages". No mere mortal destroys a GDR!

Crap! Not this thread again! :cry:

and yet again someone has gone nuts and has flew off the nest to his death, horrible idea

Crap! Not this thread again! :cry:I'm sorry that the presence of a thread marked "Giant Death Robots" in a forum with 49 others on the first page alone, offends you to such a degree that you have to resort to whining about it! :rolleyes: If you don't like the awesomest idea in the history of the universe why don't you go make a better one in your own thread?

and yet again someone has gone nuts and has flew off the nest to his death, horrible ideaCry me a river, lamoid! My idea is WAY better than all of yours for the following reasons:
1. It's action packed, we're talking about full scale thermonuclear Giant Death Robot action; this will be an actually fun game not a sissy game for babies!
2. It's awesome, we've got robots that do really cool things and say really cool things!
3. It has better graphics, that's right it will be the most beautifully rendered 3d game ever created. Oh, and don't whine about system requirements. It's not my fault that mommy and daddy bought you a crappy computer!
4. It'll come with Giant Death Robot posters! Not only can you play with Giant Death Robots on your computer but you'll have posters to spruce up your room with, and stickers too!
5. It'll smell like hotcakes!

I'd post more but I don't want to further humiliate you. I believe you have learned your lesson!

:lol: Did you mean "smell" or "sell" in #5?

Yes, I agree with Perfection. Giant Death Robots would make a fine addition to the civ universe. After all what could be better than having a game where you can obliterate your enemy with giant robots wielding plasma cannons, disruptors, flamethrowers, missles, mini nukes and gattling guns. It'll be like mechwarrior only in civ.

I think I'll go submit an idea for civIV.

If you don't like the awesomest idea in the history of the universe why don't you go make a better one in your own thread?

5. It'll smell like hotcakes!

Hmm, I frown upon your comment about me making another thread about Civ4.
For #5, you better mean sell! :eek: :eek: :lol:

:lol: Did you mean "smell" or "sell" in #5?Well, it will sell like hotcakes and it will smell like hotcakes, it's inpired by a cretain master of awesomeness known as Strong Bad (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail42.html). Anyone with any education in awesomology could tell you that!

Yes, I agree with Perfection. Giant Death Robots would make a fine addition to the civ universe. After all what could be better than having a game where you can obliterate your enemy with giant robots wielding plasma cannons, disruptors, flamethrowers, missles, mini nukes and gattling guns. It'll be like mechwarrior only in civ. Oh Mechwarrior will be crap compared to Civ 4. Mechwarrior didn't have different eras with a different style of awesome. Mechwarrior doesn't have Giant Death Robots so huge that you need a whole team of Power Rangers to control it. Mechwarrior is by far sub-par compared to my idea!

Hmm, I frown upon your comment about me making another thread about Civ4.Well, I scowl back at your inability to comprehend the awesome!

For #5, you better mean sell! :eek: :eek: :lol:You're so ignorant to the nature of aweome. It makes me sad. :(

Oh Mechwarrior will be crap compared to Civ 4. Mechwarrior didn't have different eras with a different style of awesome. Mechwarrior doesn't have Giant Death Robots so huge that you need a whole team of Power Rangers to control it. Mechwarrior is by far sub-par compared to my idea!

Sub-par to your idea, WOW thats so awesome I'll need to restudy awesomology!
Seriously, if there are going to be GDRs that require a whole team of power rangers to control it then it would make MW look like crap. I'm all for it :)

I bet you a million bucks this will be an easter egg in Civ 4.

You're not giving this thread a rest are you?

Well it's a lot more light-hearted and less theoretical (academically) than the other ideas posted here.

It is a cool idea. It's so ridiculous it might work!
I mean dinosaurs? Giant death robots aren't even more fictional than dinosaurs.

I bet you a million bucks this will be an easter egg in Civ 4.

I'll take some of that action. :)

But how would it be "discovered?" During a scenario? On Perfection's birthday?

ok honestly if i got civ4 and this thing was in it i would goto the game and delete that unit out and other unit haveing to do with it

I'm intrigued by this concept enough to put aside my lurking ways for a post, but I see one flaw: when two Giant Death Robots fight, won't one be beaten? Being beaten is clearly un-awesome, and when a Giant Death Robot falls, it reflects poorly on Giant Deat Robots on the whole, so they become sub-awesome.

So much for the awesomest idea ever.

Will Germany have a UU GDR? If so what will it be?

Will GDRs have GLs? If so what will they be?

I'm intrigued by this concept enough to put aside my lurking ways for a post, but I see one flaw: when two Giant Death Robots fight, won't one be beaten? Being beaten is clearly un-awesome, and when a Giant Death Robot falls, it reflects poorly on Giant Deat Robots on the whole, so they become sub-awesome.

So much for the awesomest idea ever.
That was just rude!!

Sub-par to your idea, WOW thats so awesome I'll need to restudy awesomology!
Seriously, if there are going to be GDRs that require a whole team of power rangers to control it then it would make MW look like crap. I'm all for it :)That's the additude!

I bet you a million bucks this will be an easter egg in Civ 4.It won't be an easter egg in Civ 4 it will be Civ 4!

You're not giving this thread a rest are you?Did Edison give the light bulb a rest?

Well it's a lot more light-hearted and less theoretical (academically) than the other ideas posted here.This is the most serious idea ever.

It is a cool idea. It's so ridiculous it might work!
I mean dinosaurs? Giant death robots aren't even more fictional than dinosaurs.Don't even mention dinosaurs in this thread. Dinosuars are extinct, do you know why? Because they were made of weak weak flesh! Giant Death Robots transcend the weakness of flesh!

ok honestly if i got civ4 and this thing was in it i would goto the game and delete that unit out and other unit haveing to do with itBut if you delete all the units in the game how will you be able to play it?

I'm intrigued by this concept enough to put aside my lurking ways for a post, but I see one flaw: when two Giant Death Robots fight, won't one be beaten? Being beaten is clearly un-awesome, and when a Giant Death Robot falls, it reflects poorly on Giant Deat Robots on the whole, so they become sub-awesome.

So much for the awesomest idea ever.Being beat by a weakling is not awesome but a spectacular death by an awesome Giant Death Robot after an awesome battle with another awesome Giant Death Robot is awesome. Winning isn't everything, ultracompetitive nitwit!

Will Germany have a UU GDR? If so what will it be?Yes, in the late atomic age the good people at BMW will come up with the X2025, "The Ultimate Destroying Machine" a sleek and fast Giant Death Robot that is the pinnacle of fine German Engineering. It will be equipped with a heavy pulse-laser cannon, a battery of mini-nukes and a durable plastic composite body that is lightweight as well. It will be the tallest robot built before the great Nuclear Apocalypse.

Will GDRs have GLs? If so what will they be?No, Giant Death Robots are built Great Leaders!

That was just rude!!
I'll handle the commentary on the ideas of others, thank you very much!

Ok. France's UU just gotta be the GDR from France Five (http://www.francefive.com/newsite/index_us.html)! :D :D :D

Ok. France's UU just gotta be the GDR from France Five (http://www.francefive.com/newsite/index_us.html)! :D :D :DSorry, but I've already decided it to be "The Iron Crusher" from the twisted Genius that is Gustave Eiffel! It's the game's earliest UU! Besides, France Five is just a cheap rip-off of Power Rangers!

I have a idea for Russias UU. It will be a nuclear robot called X-05 Stalin. It will shoot nukes and enemys.

Perfection in the Nuclear Apocalypse,you speak of? What new techs will be in this age?

ok now this is honest question

if u have nukes on this thing how do u get around poultion everywhere what just who cares and keep goin,also when i said i delete it i didnt mean ever unit in the game (not every unit in the game would be a robot thing) i just delete the robot and any other unit like it

if u have nukes on this thing how do u get around poultion everywhere
They could could be "mini nukes" or low yield nuclear warheads which would have only a fraction of the pollution and radiation caused by regular warheads.

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads7/battletech.gif


Try to think of them in an awesome scale...

They could could be "mini nukes" or low yield nuclear warheads which would have only a fraction of the pollution and radiation caused by regular warheads.


um theres still poultion that u would have to deal with so u have to have 50 or so workers to come behind any time u used them. Think about the comp useing them blowin the sh*# out of ur cities. Even if ur robot survied there would be poultion due to the nukes ur game would be FUC@ED u would have poultion everywhere ur cities would be gone, u would need like an un beliveable amounts of money to sustain an army of these which u couldnt get even in communist goverement SO GO PLAY ANOTHER GAME IF THIS IS WHAT U WANT!!!!

or mod the game when u get it


my final say there is to much wrong with this that it could never and would never be put in the game, Good Bye

um theres still poultion that u would have to deal with so u have to have 50 or so workers to come behind any time u used them and think about the comp usein um blowin the sh*# out of ur cities and even if u guy survied there would be poultion due to the nukes ur game would be F#C@ED have poultion everywhere ur cities would be gone u would need like


my final say there is to much wrong with this that it could never and would never be put in the game, Good Bye
Please consider revising your statement so I can read it.

I have a idea for Russias UU. It will be a nuclear robot called X-05 Stalin. It will shoot nukes and enemys.Sorry, but that's not how it is going to be. See, when the Neo-Soviets take over Russia and start the great nuclear apocolypse which ends up destroying most of the world they are prepared for the ensuing carnage with the "Harvester." It's te heaveist death robot of the era with armor designed to withstand nuclear blasts. It's primary weapon is a high powered EMP that devestates the functions of most enemies. It's secondary a standard laser cannon. It's tertiary weapon is a giant finely sharpened sickle which use to mow down cities and ocassionally Giant Death Robots.

Perfection in the Nuclear Apocalypse,you speak of? What new techs will be in this age?Oh, lot's of stuff. A lot of burrowing robots and Deap sea robots come into play as only the heaviest armored robots like the aforementioned Harvester can survive on the surface. It's a time where robots stop being just surface dwellers and tap in to the ground and sea below!

ok now this is honest question

if u have nukes on this thing how do u get around poultion everywhere what just who cares and keep goin, Oh, when nuclear warfare occurs everything gets all weird and desert-like and eerie looking. Cities start going underground and underwater and the game moves into the Post-Nuclear Apocolypse Age.

(not every unit in the game would be a robot thing) That's where you're wrong!

They could could be "mini nukes" or low yield nuclear warheads which would have only a fraction of the pollution and radiation caused by regular warheads.That's true, but a full nuclear exchange is pretty much inevitable in the game. You can't be a weak peacnik forever!

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads7/battletech.gif


Try to think of them in an awesome scale...See, now who's gonna tell me that those aren't awesome?

um theres still poultion that u would have to deal with so u have to have 50 or so workers to come behind any time u used them. Think about the comp useing them blowin the sh*# out of ur cities. Even if ur robot survied there would be poultion due to the nukes ur game would be FUC@ED u would have poultion everywhere ur cities would be gone, u would need like an un beliveable amounts of money to sustain an army of these which u couldnt get even in communist goverement SO GO PLAY ANOTHER GAME IF THIS IS WHAT U WANT!!!!It's called going underground and surviving in nuclear bomb shelters eating canned goods, genetically modified hydroponic crops and fungi! Plus workers are lame, they will not be in the game. Please, I'm not going to make robots require money to support them, what they need is supplies of uranium or gasoline or coal or whatever depending on the era! All your problems with lame Civ3 concepts will be gone because all lame Civ3 concepts will be gone! Think outside your lame Civ 3 box, man!

or mod the game when u get itTo have full scale 3D rendered battles, I don't think so! Modding will do no justice to the awesomeness of Giant Death Robots!


my final say there is to much wrong with this that it could never and would never be put in the game, Good ByeMaybe because there is so much wrong with your concept of the game that you won't let go of your stupid ideas in exchange for true awesomeness! Think outside your lame Civ 3 box, man!

As for Good Bye, you'll be back. I know these things.

Please consider revising your statement so I can read it.I think I got what he was saying, still the use of "u" instead of "you" drives me crazy. It's only two more letters to make it look professional instead of lame and informal!

u all seem to be spending alot of time on this considering that everyone knows this crap isnt going to be in the game

and its not awesome its some dumb rip off of some other game u played before please dont try and ruin one of the greatest game with ur pyscotic idea of death robots which will never be in this game go play whatever game u got this from to play with GAY death robots (UNREALISTIC COMPLETELY)


See, now who's gonna tell me that those aren't awesome? I will there gay looking besides it being a rip off of a ton of different games

u all seem to be spending alot of time on this considering that everyone knows this crap isnt going to be in the game
Be silent you peasant!
Tsss, how can you not see the awesomeness of Giant Death Robots? As Perfection (long may his toenails grow) said, you must think outside your lame Civ 3 box man!

Oh, and Perfection: Will there be like this HUGE giant death robot with a city in it? I mean, come on! Normal cities are lame! But a city inside a GDR would be awesome!

u all seem to be spending alot of time on this considering that everyone knows this crap isnt going to be in the gameYou seem to be spending a considerable amount of time at this thread too. ;)

As for the idea, it's completly awesome. It takes the core idea of civ, fighting on a massive scale, and gives it whole new meaning!

And it's not going to be in the game, Giant Death Robots will be the game!

Be silent you peasant!
Tsss, how can you not see the awesomeness of Giant Death Robots? As Perfection (long may his toenails grow) said, you must think outside your lame Civ 3 box man!Good to see that we have some rational people here!

Oh, and Perfection: Will there be like this HUGE giant death robot with a city in it? I mean, come on! Normal cities are lame! But a city inside a GDR would be awesome!If you remember in my first post I mentioned a "Secret Age Beyond" well, not to spoil the surprise but it will contain something along the vien you are suggesting. ;)

If one is familiar with Sim City 2000, Perfection advises them to think of something like a cross between Megatron (of Autobots Tranformers fame) and a Darco. ;)

I can't tell you anything more, unless of course you get approval from the highest levels of Atari.

After the great nuclear era what will come? Will mankind and GDRs get out of this age?

Will there be any human troops? Will there still be farms and roads?

u all seem to be spending alot of time on this considering that everyone knows this crap isnt going to be in the game

and its not awesome its some dumb rip off of some other game u played before please dont try and ruin one of the greatest game with ur pyscotic idea of death robots which will never be in this game go play whatever game u got this from to play with GAY death robots (UNREALISTIC COMPLETELY)


See, now who's gonna tell me that those aren't awesome? I will there gay looking besides it being a rip off of a ton of different games
Please use punctuation at least at some times, so I can make sense out of what you are trying to say. I know this is the internet so incorrect grammar is tolerated but that is just one giant run on.

You seem to be spending a lot of time on this thread too:hmm: so perhaps if you don't like the idea you should just stop posting in this thread.

Oh, and as Perfection said Giant Death Robots will be the game. How can you mock an idea as excellent as giant death robots. You have to think outside of the limits man! It takes a visionary to come up with such well crafted ideas. So if you have nothing of relevance to contribute than please don't continue to post.

If one is familiar with Sim City 2000, Perfection advises them to think of something like a cross between Megatron (of Autobots Tranformers fame) and a Darco. ;)

I've played simcity2000 for who knows how long and a mix between a darco and a megatron seems well...interesting.

and its not awesome its some dumb rip off of some other game u played before please dont try and ruin one of the greatest game with ur pyscotic idea of death robots which will never be in this game go play whatever game u got this from to play with GAY death robots (UNREALISTIC COMPLETELY)It's not a dumb rip-off of other GDR based games, just like, Civ isn't a dumb rip-off of risk! The reason, because it has new and inspired stuff! No previous GDR game as the scope of the history of GDRs as Civ 4 will have. This game is by far above all other games involving GDRs. As for gay, there are two connotations, both incorrect. Giant Death Robots are not lighthearted save the occasional scout or artillery bot. Giant Death Robots are not hmosexual because they have no sexuality, they're robots, not people, silly! Robots do not have genders!

See, now who's gonna tell me that those aren't awesome? I will there gay looking besides it being a rip off of a ton of different gamesIt's not a rip-off of other games it's a combination of ideas from games to make a super game. Just because I use and adapt ideas from other games doesn't make it a rip-off, nitwit!

After the great nuclear era what will come? Will mankind and GDRs get out of this age?Yes, there will be the fusion age, where robots start flying and in the end go into space with ion engines (you'll begin to see the emergence of a new Civ called "Space Pirates" in this era).

Then we see hyperdrive in the anitmatter age and your robots can travel at hyperspeed, battle alien GDRs and teleport.

Then comes the secret age beyond, which is an age beyond the antimatter age, the contents of it are a secret. That's why it's called the secret age beyond.

Will there be any humn troops?
No, because humans are made of weak weak flesh.

Will there still be farms and roads?Yeah, but those are built automatically, you need to be concentrating on building GDRs not infastructure!

I've played simcity2000 for who knows how long and a mix between a darco and a megatron seems well...interesting.
Oh, it will be awesome, but I can't tell you more, it's a secret. ;)

Farms? Why do we need farms if the game is all about GDRs?

Farms? Why do we need farms if the game is all about GDRs?Realistic battlefields. In the earlier eras you'll sometimes battle in farm country. And you'll see cows and barns and farmers and tractors all get squished by giant robotic feet!

Ahhh, it all makes sense now. All we need now is a randomly-selected Transformers cartoon clip between ages and this game will be perfect.

Farms? Why do we need farms if the game is all about GDRs?
Some people must design and build the GDRs.

the more i hear the more i think this is gay and am glad i know this cant be in Civ4 =-)

Ahhh, it all makes sense now. All we need now is a randomly-selected Transformers cartoon clip between ages and this game will be perfect.I don't think it's Perfect yet, but it's getting there! Video clips between ages is a must have, however I think it would be best to have it with cartoon versians of in game robots. There needs to be some element of cartoon, because cartoons are awesome!

Some people must design and build the GDRs.
That's true as well. That's why you'll have cool videos with engineers and scientists showing off their latest creations!

the more i hear the more i think this is gay and am glad i know this cant be in Civ4 =-)
The more and more I hear of you, the more I think you're a nitwit and the more glad I am that your lame insults will not prevent Civ 4 from being filled with Giant Death Robots!

Anyways, you said goodbye earlier, so could you please do what is traditionally done after saying goodbye and leave?

the more i hear the more i think this is gay and am glad i know this cant be in Civ4 =-)


That is where you are wrong. All of this stuff about Highways, new units, Civics, province capitals, unified economic theories, none of that will be in CIV4. Only GDRs will be in CIV4, well that and Sid's name somehow.

"this is gay". The cool thing about the GDRs is one of their weapons, the EMP Plasma Reorientator, will cause straight people to be gay and gay people to be straight. So after playing CIV4 you be posting things like
"this is straight" when you want to dis an idea.

I sure hope that first time you discover EMP Plasma Reorientator tech they show some scenes from "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" that would be awesome.

That is where you are wrong. All of this stuff about Highways, new units, Civics, province capitals, unified economic theories, none of that will be in CIV4. Only GDRs will be in CIV4, well that and Sid's name somehow.You left out cool graphics, and sciency stuff! Oh and there will be highways, how do you think the Autobots Transformers will get around?

"this is gay". The cool thing about the GDRs is one of their weapons, the EMP Plasma Reorientator, will cause straight people to be gay and gay people to be straight. So after playing CIV4 you be posting things like
"this is straight" when you want to dis an idea.

I sure hope that first time you discover EMP Plasma Reorientator tech they show some scenes from "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" that would be awesome.Well, that won't be in the released version of the game, but it will be very easily modable so you could do such things.

Well, that won't be in the released version of the game, but it will be very easily modable so you could do such things.

Well if the EMP Plasma Reorientator isn't in the game and nobody modes it. I won't buy it nor will any of my 5 cats.

Well if the EMP Plasma Reorientator isn't in the game and nobody modes it. I won't buy it nor will any of my 5 cats.That's fine with me, I think we'd sell more copies if we didn't include sexuality as a game concept. The loss of you and your 5 cats would be insignificant.

Actually, an EMP would be a good thing to add to the game.( minus the sexual part that strollen added) The EMP would shut down the electricty in an area for a turn or two, thus halting production and sending the citizens into panic and mass chaos.

Hate to get off topic Perfection, but I added to cfcopolis. :D

Actually, an EMP would be a good thing to add to the game.( minus the sexual part that strollen added) The EMP would shut down the electricty in an area for a turn or two, thus halting production and sending the citizens into panic and mass chaos.Well, EMPs are already in the game, one application is Russias UU (see post #81 for details), but the idea of using it to halt the actions of a city is a good idea too. I think that EMPs should do that as well.

Hate to get off topic Perfection, but I added to cfcopolis. :DThat's definitly worth getting off-topic to tell me about. :thumbsup:

Sounds like a great idea. but you sound like your a little crazy about robots :scan:

Sounds like a great idea.That's what everyone else has been saying...

...except for the lamoids!

but you sound like your a little crazy about robots :scan:I'm only crazy about them becase they are so awesome! There is nothing in the universe more awesome than Giant Death Robots!

i know some thin better its called Civ

The problem is how we can differenciate good GDR's from bad GDR's(as Perfection himself had pointed out). I mean, there will be some code of honor or something? Will the GDR's be programmed to act on a moral code as humans do?

What principles will GDR's follow to? Thermodynamics? Philosophy? Remember: a good warrior has studied the Art of War(as Sun Tsu himself pointed out) and knows when and how to strike.

Will be a Giant Great Wonder called Giant Death Robots Robotic Military Academy?

Will be a Military Law that Giant Death Robots will follow, such as guilty for treason, Medal for the best Giant Death Robot in the battlefield?

This was funny to begin with. I think you've gone a little off the deep end.
See, now who's gonna tell me that those aren't awesome?
Those aren't awesome.
Giant Death robots are unoriginal, a stupid cliche, boring, childish, and... did I mention stupid?

Move thread to the spamhole, aka OT.

P.S. That Albert Einstein received opposition does not mean that because you receive opposition you are the next Albert Einstein. ;) Get your logic straightened out, buy a large bucket of cold water, and pour it over your head. Then hire someone to disillusion you :)

buy a large bucket of cold water, and pour it over your head. Then hire someone to disillusion you :)
Thats funny, I was about to tell you to do that.

Get your logic straightened out
What are you, a Vulcan? :whipped:

i know some thin better its called Civ
Ummm, we get the point that you don't like the idea. You don't have to restate it in hundreds of different ways, once is enough! And anyways it can't be better than Civ, it will be Civ!

The problem is how we can differenciate good GDR's from bad GDR's(as Perfection himself had pointed out). I mean, there will be some code of honor or something? Will the GDR's be programmed to act on a moral code as humans do?Perhaps there could be some sort of code of honor among "protector/good" Giant Death Robots. They would kill less people when taking over and would be fair and likable. The evil ones would be sneaky and devious. We'd use them in more subversive actions. They might slay defenseless towns and pound things into the ground for the joy of pounding things into the ground.

What principles will GDR's follow to? Thermodynamics? Philosophy? Remember: a good warrior has studied the Art of War(as Sun Tsu himself pointed out) and knows when and how to strike. Remember, the early Giant Death Robots are only as moral as thier human controllers, toward the mid atomic age with the invention of "Cybernetics" we see the first sentient ones, run by a hybrid robot/human mind. Eventually we get to "Artifical Nueral nets" and we get artificial intellignce. These would be like humans in hving been programed to have emotions. I suppose they will have The Art of War, but that really won't be too much a part of the game!

Will be a Giant Great Wonder called Giant Death Robots Robotic Military Academy?No, I think it will be a Giant Small wonder.

Will be a Military Law that Giant Death Robots will follow, such as guilty for treason, Medal for the best Giant Death Robot in the battlefield? I suppose so. Good Robots may defect if you are cruel, especially to the city they were from (The usually have good repport with thier builders)

This was funny to begin with. I think you've gone a little off the deep end.Depth to an idea adds clarity and more insight, nitwit!

Those aren't awesome.
Giant Death robots are unoriginal, a stupid cliche, boring, childish, and... did I mention stupid?Those statements are lies, lies, lies, lies, and... did I mention lies?

Move thread to the spamhole, aka OT.You complain about it being spammy so you spam it? I find that most hypocritical.

P.S. That Albert Einstein received opposition does not mean that because you receive opposition you are the next Albert Einstein. ;)No, but it doesn't indicate I'm incorrect either. When most of the more intelligent posters here agree with me and only nitwits, like you ,disagree! That speaks for itself, mediocre mind!

Get your logic straightened out, buy a large bucket of cold water, and pour it over your head. Then hire someone to disillusion you :) You can't buy a large bucket of cold water. You can buy a large bucket and fill it with water, but they don't sell water in buckets. Seeing illogical your statement is I find you to be incapable of logical thought and so all your arguements void!

What are you, a Vulcan? :whipped:Apparently he's not!

Apparently he's not!
Yes I should have realized that, his persistence in declaring his hate of the GDR idea is most "illogical". Logic would dictate that one would not continue to spam a thread with the same idea over and over again.

They might slay defenseless towns and pound things into the ground for the joy of pounding things into the ground.
When exactly will they begin to develop emotions such as joy? You also mention them becoming sentient, would it not be a mistake for the humans to develop sentient GDRs? They could easily destroy their creators and the rest of the human race.

This was funny to begin with. I think you've gone a little off the deep end.

Those aren't awesome.
Giant Death robots are unoriginal, a stupid cliche, boring, childish, and... did I mention stupid?

Move thread to the spamhole, aka OT.

P.S. That Albert Einstein received opposition does not mean that because you receive opposition you are the next Albert Einstein. ;) Get your logic straightened out, buy a large bucket of cold water, and pour it over your head. Then hire someone to disillusion you :)

hey perfection at least another sane person has come to tell you your an idiot

give up on this dumb rip off idea ok please your only makeing your self look like an idiot

When exactly will they begin to develop emotions such as joy? You also mention them becoming sentient, would it not be a mistake for the humans to develop sentient GDRs? They could easily destroy their creators and the rest of the human race.

It would be totally unawesome if the leader of a civ wasn't an GDR, so this wouldn't be a problem. Your king unit(regicide) would be an upgradable mega-GDR, so all the creators are your slaves anyway. You just recruit a few for piloting duties before "Cybernetics" and "Neural Net Processors".

Will the Chinese be able to get Kung-Fu GDRs for the Industrial Age?

hey perfection at least another sane person has come to tell you your an idiot

give up on this dumb rip off idea ok please your only makeing your self look like an idiot
Do you not listen, lamoid? I told you to be silent!
Thee shalt not criticize Perfection, for he is a genius! Well, not as big a genius as the Scientific GDR, but a genius non the less!
You can not see outside your little Civ3 box, and for this I feel sorry for you. Can you not see, GDR's are the FUTURE of Civ? No more weak flesh and loser-ages! No, we shall only have unparralled awesomeness! Yeah man!

each GDR built should have its own Wonder Movie.

hey perfection at least another sane person has come to tell you your an idiot

give up on this dumb rip off idea ok please your only makeing your self look like an idiot
How many times must I say it?
STOP POSTING IRRELAVANT REMARKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AKA SPAM :gripe: [pissed]
If thats not clear enough the forum rules clearly define spam as
Spam is considered posting topics or messages on our forums that contain no point, relevance, or contain subject matter that doesn't directly allow other member participation. Topics directed to a particular user, posting several times consecutively as an appendage to ONE post, and posts in threads that have NOTHING to do with the subject matter are all considered spam and will be deleted on sight. Contributing to/or intentionally posting spam will not be tolerated.
Posting in this thread certainly won't make it go away, so if you have nothing constructive to say then don't say it! We all know your opposed to this idea so there is really no point in posting. This is the last time I will respond to your annoying and consistently similar remarks.

Oh Perfection, now that I'm done with my rant, when will GDRs first be able to be built? late indusrtial age, early modern?

I like this idea :) if you can build a spaceship to go to Alpha Centauri, why the hell shouldnt you be able to build Giant Death Robots!

It wont be long before in real life rich countries send 120,000 robots to liberate a country anyway.

Bring it on.

I like this idea :) if you can build a spaceship to go to Alpha Centauri, why the hell shouldnt you be able to build Giant Death Robots!

It wont be long before in real life rich countries send 120,000 robots to liberate a country anyway.

Bring it on.
Exactly, thats the attitude :)

Oh Perfection, now that I'm done with my rant, when will GDRs first be able to be built? late indusrtial age, early modern?
In the absence of his most holy awesomeness Perfection, I shall strive to answer your question.

Tha game starts in the Steam age, and goes on to the Gas, Atomic, Post-Nuclear Halocaust, Fusion, Anti-matter, and the secret age beyond. So the first GDR will be a steampowered thing made of metal, straight from the forges of Gustave Eiffel!

In the absence of his most holy awesomeness Perfection, I shall strive to answer your question.

Tha game starts in the Steam age, and goes on to the Gas, Atomic, Post-Nuclear Halocaust, Fusion, Anti-matter, and the secret age beyond. So the first GDR will be a steampowered thing made of metal, straight from the forges of Gustave Eiffel!
I knew that :blush: I just kinda forgot while ranting about spam. I can see it now, just outside of Paris a rumbling is heard.Some birds perched on the branch of a tree fly off in fear.The scene pulls back and we see a huge factory, suddenly the gates of the factory open and out comes a giant steam driven metal thing, In the control section is the insane genius/architect/scientist that is Gustave Eiffel! The dawn of the age of GDRs is at hand! The way we envision warfare changes forever!

Yes I should have realized that, his persistence in declaring his hate of the GDR idea is most "illogical". Logic would dictate that one would not continue to spam a thread with the same idea over and over again.Especially if one was dismissing it as spam. ;)

When exactly will they begin to develop emotions such as joy? You also mention them becoming sentient, would it not be a mistake for the humans to develop sentient GDRs? They could easily destroy their creators and the rest of the human race.Well, emotions start as human emotions when they are controlled by humans but gradually it shifts over to cybernetics and eventually full robotitics and the emotions become more specialized. Now with sentient GDRs a robotic overthrow is possible but they, being loyal to your civ, will tranfer your conciousness to a computer so you can join them. You can try to foster robotic control, or you can try to suppress it, both sides have thier advantages.

hey perfection at least another sane person has come to tell you your an idiot
Three things
1. He called me illogical, not an idiot.
2. He's not sane
3. I thought you said goodbye

give up on this dumb rip off idea ok please your only makeing your self look like an idiot
Rip-off, I've allready proven it's not a rip off. Anyways, no people with opinions I respect are calling me an idiot and I don't give a damn about the opinions of lamoids.

It would be totally unawesome if the leader of a civ wasn't an GDR, so this wouldn't be a problem. Your king unit(regicide) would be an upgradable mega-GDR, so all the creators are your slaves anyway. You just recruit a few for piloting duties before "Cybernetics" and "Neural Net Processors".Well, in the very beginning you're just a man in a GDR, but in the end you are the GDR. Sort of like how robocop started out with part of a human mind.

Will the Chinese be able to get Kung-Fu GDRs for the Industrial Age?Not in the inudtrial age. But the Kung-Fu GDR is a very powerful unit in the early fusion age.

Do you not listen, lamoid? I told you to be silent!
Thee shalt not criticize Perfection, for he is a genius! Well, not as big a genius as the Scientific GDR, but a genius non the less!
Actually, the nueral pathways Scientific GDRs are based off of mine ;) We're comparable in intelligence.

You can not see outside your little Civ3 box, and for this I feel sorry for you. Can you not see, GDR's are the FUTURE of Civ? No more weak flesh and loser-ages! No, we shall only have unparralled awesomeness! Yeah man!Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

each GDR built should have its own Wonder Movie.Not each GDR, but each UU GDR will have it's own wonder movie.

Tha game starts in the Steam age, and goes on to the Gas, Atomic, Post-Nuclear Halocaust, Fusion, Anti-matter, and the secret age beyond. So the first GDR will be a steampowered thing made of metal, straight from the forges of Gustave Eiffel!Actually everyone will start out with a single GDR as they were all developed almost at the same time, however Gustave Eiffel's "Iron Crusher" was more powerful.

I knew that :blush: I just kinda forgot while ranting about spam. I can see it now, just outside of Paris a rumbling is heard. The gates of a huge factory open and out comes a giant steam driven metal thing, In the control section is the insane genius/architect/scientist that is Gustave Eiffel! The dawn of the age of GDRs is at hand! The way we envision warfare changes forever!That will be the first movie in the game! It will show some robots from the other nations being deployed. Then comes the Iron Crusher scene, and we see Gustave Eiffel laughing maniacly and them game begins.

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

That will be the first movie in the game! It will show some robots from the other nations being deployed. Then comes the Iron Crusher scene, and we see Gustave Eiffel laughing maniacly and them game begins.
1. I'll have to learn to criticize like that.
2. That first movie will be awesome! now if only I knew what Eiffel looked like:hmm:

3. what the heck is up with this thread rating????

3. what the heck is up with this thread rating????
Me rated it :p ;)

Okay, time to delete this thread from the memory banks and all post counts w/ it. IMHO.

"So let it be written, so let it be done." ;)

Perhaps there could be some sort of code of honor among "protector/good" Giant Death Robots. They would kill less people when taking over and would be fair and likable. The evil ones would be sneaky and devious. We'd use them in more subversive actions. They might slay defenseless towns and pound things into the ground for the joy of pounding things into the ground.




I think this is utter rubbish!
So what, we will have a GDR bushido?
The point og GDR is their awesomness, magnificence and omnipotence. Reducing their actions to a set of cheap moralistic subdivisions simply undermines their original attributes.
Fair and likeable!!! These are GDR not Elves. If you decide to unleash the power of say a...METAMORHPIC ANIHILATOR upon unsuspected civilians you expect no more than total destruction.
Sneaky and devious!!! What is that now? Saruman on acid? A GDR needs not to be neither sneaky-the sheer size of the thing (even with partial cloacking) contradicts that. Deviousness OTOH is not bad but should be an integrated ability of all GDR.
Perfection I think you let the cituation in this thread regress to a lame ass motif...GDR are sufficiently self justified and proposals of humanophormic dimensions should be considered as spam.

Obviously Perfection needs some more time to iron out this idea... Spam be not proud, but at least Perfection is consistant.:p

I think this is utter rubbish!
So what, we will have a GDR bushido?
The point og GDR is their awesomness, magnificence and omnipotence. Reducing their actions to a set of cheap moralistic subdivisions simply undermines their original attributes.
Fair and likeable!!! These are GDR not Elves. If you decide to unleash the power of say a...METAMORHPIC ANIHILATOR upon unsuspected civilians you expect no more than total destruction.
Sneaky and devious!!! What is that now? Saruman on acid? A GDR needs not to be neither sneaky-the sheer size of the thing (even with partial cloacking) contradicts that. Deviousness OTOH is not bad but should be an integrated ability of all GDR.
Perfection I think you let the cituation in this thread regress to a lame ass motif...GDR are sufficiently self justified and proposals of humanophormic dimensions should be considered as spam.

Hey! Its Perfection's thread and its Perfections idea, so let him decide how he wants it. He doesn't need other people to tell him what to do.

Hey! Its Perfection's thread and its Perfections idea, so let him decide how he wants it. He doesn't need other people to tell him what to do.

oh sorry, I thought that he posted his Idea here to have feedback. I did not realize that he posted his idea here in order not to have comments.But I'm not very clever you see...sorry again.

oh sorry, I thought that he posted his Idea here to have feedback. I did not realize that he posted his idea here in order not to have comments.But I'm not very clever you see...sorry again.
Of course he posted it here to have comments, I'm not saying he didn't. I'm just saying that Its his creation so he can decide how it will go. Sorry for the misscommunication.

Okay, time to delete this thread from the memory banks and all post counts w/ it. IMHO.

"So let it be written, so let it be done." ;)
I think the best thing to do is to consult the good book.
Ye who spams to complain about spam is an abomination save when one spams to complain about a spammy complaint.I think that clears things up!

I think this is utter rubbish!
So what, we will have a GDR bushido?
The point og GDR is their awesomness, magnificence and omnipotence. Reducing their actions to a set of cheap moralistic subdivisions simply undermines their original attributes.
Fair and likeable!!! These are GDR not Elves. If you decide to unleash the power of say a...METAMORHPIC ANIHILATOR upon unsuspected civilians you expect no more than total destruction.
Sneaky and devious!!! What is that now? Saruman on acid? A GDR needs not to be neither sneaky-the sheer size of the thing (even with partial cloacking) contradicts that. Deviousness OTOH is not bad but should be an integrated ability of all GDR.
Perfection I think you let the cituation in this thread regress to a lame ass motif...GDR are sufficiently self justified and proposals of humanophormic dimensions should be considered as spam.
Silly Garbarsardar, the great moral devide between good and evil Giant Death Robots is vital to the nature of Giant Death Robots! Consider the Autobots Tranformers, they are respectful and kind, yet Optimus Prime still has major Ass-Kickage! The morality of Giant Death Robots is of major importance, like it or not it is a major component to the whole field of robot mechanics!

As for sneakiness, consider that certain robots have invisability, radar jammers, transformability or other deceptive traits. These allow them to be sneaky.

Of course all of these subsequent posts of the original are clarifications to the original theme. So while these posts may not be as exciting it is merely because I'm talking about the nitty gritty rather than the awesome grandiose Giant Death Robot theme!

Will there be a GDR Army? An Army that could burn down to the ground 4 30pop-cities in one turn!

What about the naval warfare? How would the GDR's perform in the previous area(except walking on the ocean floor)?

Will GDR's be armed with nukes?

Will there be a GDR Army? An Army that could burn down to the ground 4 30pop-cities in one turn!

What about the naval warfare? How would the GDR's perform in the previous area(except walking on the ocean floor)?

Will GDR's be armed with nukes?

An Army!? What GDR would be so lame you would need an Army of them to destroy 4 30 pop-cities. You must be thinking of Mechwarrior(tm). Maybe there could be an army of SDR(Small Death Robots) that combine to form a GDR.

With the second coming of christ in the 24th Century(Futurama) it becomes easy for GDRs to walk on water. Before then battles are below the water or slightly above with rocket packs(preferabbly back mounted b/c feet mounted rocket packs are lame).

NUKES!!! Of course dude, read the thread.

Perfection, sorry about answering this before you did.

Will there be a GDR Army? An Army that could burn down to the ground 4 30pop-cities in one turn!No but you can have them attack together as a time

What about the naval warfare? How would the GDR's perform in the previous area(except walking on the ocean floor)?Some Giant Death Robots are made of ultralight materials allowing them to float. Of course there, will be flying Giant Death Robots in the later ages.

Will GDR's be armed with nukes? Yes, if you've read the thread you'd know it's true!

An Army!? What GDR would be so lame you would need an Army of them to destroy 4 30 pop-cities. You must be thinking of Mechwarrior(tm). Maybe there could be an army of SDR(Small Death Robots) that combine to form a GDR.There are no small death robots in the game, however combinitorial Giant Death Robots will exist. They just will be really huge and made from smaller (yet still giant) Death Robots.

With the second coming of christ in the 24th Century(Futurama) it becomes easy for GDRs to walk on water.Bah! Pitiful human religions have no place in the scheme of Giant Death Robots!

Okay, time to delete this thread from the memory banks and all post counts w/ it. IMHO.

"So let it be written, so let it be done." ;)

GDR will be Civ4.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

honestly did this idea start off as a joke that someone took seriously cough perfection cough :rolleyes: :crazyeye: :lol: j/k

The idea came from the immense repository of knowledge and wisdom that is Perfection's cranium.

yea thats right (Perfection cant see this shhh is it possible perfection in a insane asslum and has bribed a gaurd to use a computer) you keep thinking that alright remeber the Giant Death Robots you rule them all ok no go back to the padded room i mean um room

Civ is based on history. This is just silly. A future age would be cool though, and perhaps robots should be included, but transformers and zords?

I loved the nano epoch in Empire Earth. They should include it in Civ.

i like pugwhatever's idea of a future era but perfection has gone off to lala land with it i mean its one thing to have a mechanical weapons later on past modern era but a GDR is pushing beyond anything i mean Nuclear ammo, insanely powerful machines cabable of destroying anything that HORRIBLE

yea thats right (Perfection cant see this shhh is it possible perfection in a insane asslum and has bribed a gaurd to use a computer) you keep thinking that alright remeber the Giant Death Robots you rule them all ok no go back to the padded room i mean um room

Umm let's take a review of your posts:

and yet again someone has gone nuts and has flew off the nest to his death, horrible idea

ok honestly if i got civ4 and this thing was in it i would goto the game and delete that unit out and other unit haveing to do with it

my final say there is to much wrong with this that it could never and would never be put in the game, Good Bye

the more i hear the more i think this is gay and am glad i know this cant be in Civ4 =-)

hey perfection at least another sane person has come to tell you your an idiot

give up on this dumb rip off idea ok please your only makeing your self look like an idiot

So, it appears that you've allready made your point that you think my idea is lame and you think I'm an idiot. Now unless you have something more to say besides things revolving around these two themes please leave.

Civ is based on history. No it's based on fighting on a massive scale! History was just an ends to a means. I'm replacing it with something far superior!

This is just silly.Not silly, the embodiment of awesome!

A future age would be cool though, and perhaps robots should be included, but transformers and zords? Absolutly, Giant Death Robots trump everything! They're big, they're strong, they say awesome phrases, what more could you want?

I loved the nano epoch in Empire Earth. They should include it in Civ.Empire Earth was a game built by fools for fools, I'll draw no influence from that rubbish!

i like pugwhatever's idea of a future era but perfection has gone off to lala land with it i mean its one thing to have a mechanical weapons later on past modern era but a GDR is pushing beyond anything i mean Nuclear ammo, insanely powerful machines cabable of destroying anything that HORRIBLEI'm sorry your feeble mind can't take the immense power of Giant Death Robots.

Yea thats right (Perfection can't see this sh*t. Is it possible Perfection in a insane asylum and has bribed a guard to use a computer). You keep thinking that allright remember the Giant Death Robots you rule them all. Ok no go back to the padded room I mean um room.

I corrected your spelling and grammatical errors. I corrected what I could understand anyway.

Your inferior spelling and lack of professionalism, make me sick. Well for once you used you instead of "u".

p.s. Sorry Perfection I had to do that.

ok u managed to screw my orginal statement up the part saying he cant see this an the question of hes is in an insane assulum were in perenthesis u forgot to correct remember
and u put a period in all al.l u forgot to upper case the i, if you want to correct me plz do it accuately

I did not understand your statement. I did the best I could, with what I understood.

fine i fixed the post now u can be happy :lol: :lol: :lol:

It don't make any sence that way.

By the way it's please not plz.

If you don't like Giant Death Robots thread why are you here? Are you here to flame Perfection? I think you are.

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With regard to GDR: Defintely. C'mon Firaxis, at least give us a bundled GDR scenario!

-john

Well, I'm finally back from vacation :D
ok u managed to screw my orginal statement up the part saying he cant see this an the question of hes is in an insane assulum were in perenthesis u forgot to correct remember
and u put a period in all al.l u forgot to upper case the i, if you want to correct me plz do it accuately
Can someone please get me a translator?:confused:

Can we have a list of weapons that will be used by the GDRs?

GDRs should be armed with cannons so big that they could wipe out a Death Star, and they should have gimundo© chainguns that rip everything else to shred.

Awesome! I want GDRs!


:worship: All hail the spam masters! :worship:

(Gimundo© is an unofficial copyright word belonging to, and only to, Mr. Will and and his pet weevils. Any violation of this nonexistant copyright adjective will result in absolutely nothing. Thank you, and enjoy your meal.)

Well, I'm finally back from vacation :D

Can someone please get me a translator?:confused:

Can we have a list of weapons that will be used by the GDRs?

There has to be an autodisemboweler6000.

@Colonel, here's an excellent safety tip. Bus drivers often have poor eyesight and so won't see you when you're crossing in front of the bus. To maximize visability crouch down as low as possible and cross as close to the front of the bus as you can.

GDRs should be armed with cannons so big that they could wipe out a Death Star, and they should have gimundo© chainguns that rip everything else to shred.Well if there was such a thing as Death stars the later era plasma cannons and antimatter weapons could easily take them out! Chainguns will deffintly be in a lot of the earlier GDRs.

There has to be an autodisemboweler6000.
Not really, the main purpose of GDRs is to fight other GDRs not to squish puny humans.

How we'll work the land? GDR's would do that and not humans? I think, humans will be needed to work the terrain and to add growth into a city, but the city itself should built only GDR units(except from human workers).

How we'll work the land? GDR's would do that and not humans? I think, humans will be needed to work the terrain and to add growth into a city, but the city itself should built only GDR units(except from human workers).Humans will do it, but we won't see them doing it (except occasionally as background elements to an epic 3D rendered live-action Giant Death Robot superbattles) because working the land is boring.

Not really, the main purpose of GDRs is to fight other GDRs not to squish puny humans.

Perfection, I must admit that your idea has been crafted out of undeniable wit and intelligence. You have created a species out of your boredom and you deserve a lot of credit. Not everyone is this easily able to manipulate genes and physical characteristics to their own liking. Not everyone is able to manipulate the minds of so many into believe that this idea would work. Perfection, if you were any less of a person, this thread wouldn't have lasted past the first post.

Now back on topic. If the main purpose of GDRs is to fight other GDRs...What happens when a country is the first to build them. Then wouldn't worldwide destruction happen and the game be over, thus minimizing the fairness of these great weapons of destruction?

Thanks for the awesome complement, when I take over the world, I'll make sure you get a cushy fun job with quite a bit of power.

Now as for your question, that's why Civ 4 starts in the steam age (eschewing all the "loser ages") at the dawn of GDR technology with the creation of the first incarnation of GDRs. In the beginning you battle it out with massive steam powered iron behomeths!

Not really, the main purpose of GDRs is to fight other GDRs not to squish puny humans.
Do all the countries get GDRs at the same time then? I thought France was the first to get GDRs and if other countries don't have GDRs what would France do with them if they aren't supposed to squish puny humans?
when I take over the world, I'll make sure you get a cushy fun job with quite a bit of power. Hmm... wonder what job I'll get.

Do all the countries get GDRs at the same time then? I thought France was the first to get GDRs and if other countries don't have GDRs what would France do with them if they aren't supposed to squish puny humans?All countries can start out producing GDRs france is just first to get its special GDR.

Hmm... wonder what job I'll get.I'll give you some town in the boonies and declare you Lord Shadowdude of Crapsburg or whatever the name of the town is.

@LOVE_Magiska - Yes, you may become one of my pet weevils, however, weevils only live for three weeks...
You also have to wear a very small leash.

Will there be naval GDRs? Like hugando© floating robots that fire badass torpedoes at each other? Will there be submersible GDRs? What about flying GDRs? Has this been covered? Will there be mining GDRs? Missile GDRs? Nuclear GDRs? GDRs with gimundo© electromagneticphotonicbalemic rail guns? Artillery GDRs? The possibilities are endless...

Weapon Names -
The "Sh!t its coming right for me 9 and a half"
The "Diskabobulator 450000"
The "Big gun 2"
The "Monster Masher 8.7"
The "Really big smoking thing"
The "Thunderizer"
The "Exploderizor"
The "Cauterizer"
The "Energizer"

What kind of job will I get? Can I become your majesty's royal weevil circus manager?

(Hugando© and Gimundo©are also not copyrighted by Mr. Will but he'd like to think they were. If you use this word without permission, he will sick his weevils on you. You have been warned!)

I dont like any robot in Civ game!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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What job will I get Perfection? Can I rule Europe or something?I let you rule some village in a third world country.

I wonder what will happen to Colonel when you take over the Earth.Two words: Abu Gharib

Will there be naval GDRs? Like hugando© floating robots that fire badass torpedoes at each other? Will there be submersible GDRs? What about flying GDRs? Has this been covered? Will there be mining GDRs? Missile GDRs? Nuclear GDRs? GDRs with gimundo© electromagneticphotonicbalemic rail guns? Artillery GDRs? The possibilities are endless...If you've read the thread then you'll know that I've specificly mentioned submerible, floating, flying, missile, nuclear, rail gun wielding, artillery and mining GDRs. I didn't mention torpedos, but they'll be in most naval ones.


Weapon Names -
The "Sh!t its coming right for me 9 and a half"
Too long, not awesome
The "Diskabobulator 450000"
Overused, misspelled, to large a number.
The "Big gun 2"
It's okay, but I'd prefer to call it just the "BFG"
The "Monster Masher 8.7"
That I like, but I'd call it 9.7
The "Really big smoking thing"
No, not awesome
The "Thunderizer"
Excuse me while I vomit.
The "Exploderizor"
Lots of thing make other things explode, it's not descriptive
The "Cauterizer"
That has connotations with human flesh, therefore it is weak
The "Energizer"
copywrited

What kind of job will I get? Can I become your majesty's royal weevil circus manager?Fine, but don't expect any funds to aid in your weevil thing.

I dont like any robot in Civ game!!!!!!!!!!!!!


______________the end_______________Then go play "Barbie's Dream House" or one of those stupid games with the sickeningly cute japenese cartoon animal thingies and leave us alone, lamoid!

How the deuce did this thread get so long when innocent threads about frozen stop signs get shut down almost instantly in the OT? Given the context of which section it is in, this thread is far spammier.Because, it has double ultimate awesomeness. It has the ultimate awesomeness of Giant Death Robots, and the ultimate awesomeness Perfection, Lord of the Awesome. Together they form an ultimatly awesome thread of utter awesomosity. This makes it 100% antispam the only problem is is some people just can't understand it!

Perfection, will GDRs be destroyed in combat, or simply damaged badly and stumble back to their GDR lair to recuperate.Both can occur.

Yes, you're right. I'm sorry. What was I thinking, spamming a spam thread like that? I should have come up with some on-topic spam instead. :rolleyes:Just because you don't understand/like the thread doesn't mean you have to try to ruin it. Your objections are noted, if you have anything more to say say it, otherwise leave.

Thread closed, getting too spammy.

I've edited out some of the spam. Will edit more later.