I don't know whether to post this is Off-topic or H&J. But anyway, this thing randomly generates storylines for you. Some of them can be good idea-starters, while others can make you fall out of your chair laughing. :lol:

http://www.lifeformz.com/idea/idea.cgi

"A pack of sadistic Girl Scouts plot world domination in a cottage"

"An overweight helicopter pilot, a zombie, and a hippie hide from their oppressors."

"A group of whiny starship captains take care of a crab found in a football stadium in a cave."

"Fat talk show hosts try to pick up dates in a Mexican border town."

:eek: :rotfl:

i like it some more are

"The mother-in-law of a teacher attempts to commit suicide in a public school."

"A hunter buys the house of a museum curator."

very nice

"The effeminate ex-wife of a butcher prepares a banquet in the back of a taxicab."

"A tap-dancing idiot-savant and a bigoted mafia kingpin compete in a cooking match."

"An out-of-work turkey hunter has a pathetic argument with the ex-wife of an Elvis impersonator."

A fortune teller writes a diary in a massage parlor.

A lazy lab technician, a balloonist, and a pretentious soldier stop a burglary.

A whiney axe murderer, a plundering sorceress, and a villain break into a computer.

A refugee babysits for the mean-spirited father-in-law of a DJ in a mansion.

An acrobatic bassist and a marriage counselor are guests at a party in a small airport.



A shy chartered accountant and an actress undergo cosmetic surgery in a music studio.

A quirky stunt man cheats on her boyfriend, a vengeful prisoner of war in the suburbs.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :)

very funny stuff

A therapist and a couple of screaming math tutors travel through time in a football stadium.

--I bet they were watching "American Football"

A hysterical chemical engineer, a magical athlete, and a shy homeless person exchange minds.

--would explain a thing or two...

An advertising executive gets help from a conductor on an alien planet

--probably best that way

The disobedient father of a skeleton goes shopping.

A mutant hitman holds a slumber party on a playground

An architect and a cult of manipulative psychiatrists are found dead in a bed-and-breakfast.

A policeman cleans the house of the zombie granddaughter of a marine biologist.

A telekinetic chartered accountant cheats on his girlfriend, the brother of an executive.

An alliance of vulnerable cheerleaders searches for treasure in a court room

A homeless person, a psychic-powered comedian, and a racist patient practice an act for a talent show in prison.

A librarian, a detective, and an insurance salesman exchange minds.

A cocktail waitress, a bug-eyed monster, and a tight-rope walker are found bound and gagged

A gambling rancher, a Scandinavian bank teller, and a ballroom dancer start a homeless shelter at an alligator farm.

A bigoted butler goes on a fishing trip with a gorgeous idiot-savant in a shopping mall.

An idealistic prisoner of war discovers the body of a brilliant masseuse in a department store.

A magical cinematographer, a tight-rope walker, and a tall faith healer kidnap a dog in an emergency room.

:lol: :rotfl:

Three poor faith healers are involved in industrial espionage at the gym.
A doctor serenades a cult leader.
A sexy store owner, a porn star, and a headstrong tourist join a political cause.
A mafia kingpin trains for a marathon in a subway station.
Skeptical painters plot to take over the world.

This is brilliant! I will never have writer's block again!

A gambling rancher, a Scandinavian bank teller, and a ballroom dancer start a homeless shelter at an alligator farm.
That was good.

Rating of the whole thread: (1 - 6)
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Hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh my goodness! Ha! WOW! :goodjob:

I think these are to start a story, but someone find one that can create a story. :lol:

So cool...

A drunken SergeantVictor is attacked by aliens at an alligator farm.

A reporter cheats on her boyfriend, a funny anthropologist in an Alaskan village.
Small-time gas station attendants practice an act for a talent show.
A waiter writes a diary.
A short carpenter, a weapons expert, and a square conductor compete in a wrestling match.

A waiter, a truck driver, and a detective gain valuable experience in a whorehouse.

I wonder what they did?

A waiter, a truck driver, and a detective gain valuable experience in a whorehouse.

I wonder what they did?
Was that supposed to be "warehouse" or did you change it? Warehouse sounds real from the things this site says, but whorehouse still could be.

i didn't change it, it was whorehouse

Lol that is nice. Maybe the generator can generate some other stuff, too... :mischief: