From Burger King:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

You can tell the chicken to do anything you want. just type the commands. :D

Try sit, dance, sing, die... etc.

:lol: Type in masturbate.

type in "make me a sandwich".:lol:

apparently it doesn't know how to do the dishes, can't fly without the assistance of a couch, and when you ask it to change the lightbulb it tries to lay an egg. Man this is a crappy subservient chicken. :)

I told it to set itself on fire...and um, I'm not sure what it's doing.

apparently it doesn't know how to do the dishes, can't fly without the assistance of a couch, and when you ask it to change the lightbulb it tries to lay an egg. Man this is a crappy subservient chicken. :)

At least you can punish it by telling it to do "push-up", or even "drop dead" or "die".

Try "Thunderfall" and see what happens :lol: :D

:lol: Tell it to "rock on".

I got some really funny responses from two individual words. I can't type them here without triggering the autocensor, but they're both four letter verbs.

:goodjob: Thats quite awesome. Semi funny :lol:

:lol: That chicken looks freaky

Have a chicken fetish? Here's a way to live out your dreams (and waste some more bandwidth on porn):

chicken webcam: http://subservientchicken.com/
request list: http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList


Edit: it's no real porn, so please don't ban me.

You can even make him go to the fridge, get a beer and drink it :D.

Poor guy, that line of work must totally suck.

HAHA!

Spend too much time on this.
Type in:
"Vomit"
"Urinate"
"Poke eye"
These had me laughing out loud.

:lol: Poke eye is great. Also, try 'lay egg'

Tell it to "watch TV". Thunderfall, there is something seriously wrong with that so called chicken.

I love it! I told it to eat a burger, and all it did was kick the camera! :lol:

When you say something "inapropriate", it gives you the finger! :nono:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rotfl:
LOLROTFLMAO

I told him to break the television and he sat down and watched it and "laughed" by moving his head back and forth.

He knows how to throw cushions! Funny site.

How long did it take him to do all that stuff? I'm too bored to wait thew enormous time it takes for him to move, not cause of internet speed, but hes slow.

Just what these boards needed! A public slave chicken!

Bow to my will, chicken! :crazyeye: **hypnotizez chicken**