View Full Version : Worst story of the 21st Century so far.


onejayhawk
Jun 04, 2004, 12:38 PM
This has got to rank.

A farmer makes the discovery that some of his sheep, the females, if nuetered, will produce wool of a sky blue tint. Something hormonal presumably. Unfortunately, he has not discovered a way to tell which sheep will be suitable and the requirement that they be nuetered is playing hell with his breeding program. After many years, through much persistance a countless disappointments, he manages to breed a small herd of sheep, which are worth many thousand each, because of the high demand for undyed blue wool.

Imagine his distress, when one day he hears a loud rucuss coming from his sheep barn. He goes to investigate and finds his eight year old grandson, wearing a cowboy outfit and riding one of the sheep, while waving the hat and yelling "Giddyup you doggies." The man grabs the boy, takes him outside and puts him up against the wall of the barn. He says "Son, you can do what you want, but keep off my blue spayed ewes."

As Merin Sun said, I cannot begin to tell you how bad that is.

J

SuperBeaverInc.
Jun 04, 2004, 04:25 PM
:dubious: :twitch: <- All I can say

LLXerxes
Jun 04, 2004, 05:26 PM
:dubious: :twitch: <- All I can say

Ditto. :lol: :crazyeye:

puglover
Jun 04, 2004, 06:28 PM
:wallbash: AUGH! CORN POISONING!

Uncle Sam
Jun 04, 2004, 06:30 PM
:dubious: :twitch: <- All I can say

:lol: God help whoever made that joke. :lol:

WillJ
Jun 04, 2004, 07:51 PM
Dammit, when a joke's that long you can't just have a pun be the punch line! That's cruel and unusual punishment!

onejayhawk
Jun 04, 2004, 09:34 PM
Dammit, when a joke's that long you can't just have a pun be the punch line! That's cruel and unusual punishment!
That is the ppoint of a shaggy dog story. Here are some punch lines. Supply your own joke.

He got drunk and didn't go to Cox's to buy a seresucker suit. He went to Sear's and bought a c______ suit.

Someone chanted evening.

They caught him caching Czechs.

He was transporting young gulls across the state lion for immortal porpisses.

People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.

If the Foo sh!ts, wear it.

Let your pages do the talking to the yellow fingers.

The beer that Mill Famey walk us.

No tern was left unstoned.

and my personal favorite

It's a knick knack Patty Black. Give the dog a loan.



J