1. Raise the lid and the seat.
2. Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water.
3. Soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate, making ample suds. (Ignore any noises coming from the toilet as cats actually enjoy this.)
5. Flush several times for the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.
6. Have someone else open an exterior door. Be sure that no people are between the toilet and that exterior door.
7. Stand as far away from the toilet as you can, then quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak outside where he will "auto-dry" himself.
9. Now both the commode and the cat are sparkling clean!

huh gow does that clean your toilet, tose are instructions to clean a cat

insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate, making ample suds.

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A small dog ould also be used if no cat is available nearby.

You can also do a favor to some peoplewho live near you, and wash their cats and your toilet. ;)

You can also do a favor to some peoplewho live near you, and wash their cats and your toilet. ;)

Sounds like a business idea to me :goodjob:

I should try that....

Not only does it clean the toilet and the cat, but, if you stand too close to the seat when you open it, it would also make a nifty way to commit suicide.

You could also use this to slice an orange...

...Or to prepare a salad.

EDIT: Spelling.

Thats avery good idea.

it slices dices and pureres! Clean the cat, toilet, and negihbor's nouth out with one swoop! it also makes wonderful juulian fries!

comes in siamese, shorthair, and bobtail! order your today!

Nice... Unfortunately a cat/any other furry animal is not available to me. I could get one from the pet store.

Or I could finally kill that stupid barking dog...

I just tried this today but it doesn't work as well in practice.

Unfortunately my cat got concussion from hitting the toilet lid and subsequently drowned.

RIP Binks :(

Joking of course...

Necrobumpage!

Still funny tho

It got bumped after someone started a duplicate thread and Perfy "stroked" again. ;)

Ironically, the other thread's title was identical with this one's, only with different capitalization of the nouns...

This is one of the biggest necros i've ever seen.
5 YEARS.

You get the occasional noob searching for the oldest thread and posting in it jus cos they can.

I used to do that (on a different forum).

Those were mistakes however; Once i used search to find something, then bumped it with a comment. I was flagged for that. I really haven't done it since.