Man's Dictionary

Navy: A group of ships organized for war.

Woman's Dictionary

Navy: A color.



Man's Dictionary

Autumn: The season when I have to rake the leaves.

Woman's Dictionary

Autumn: A color.



Man's Dictionary

Maroon: To strand one on a deserted island.

Woman's Dictionary

Maroon: A color



Man's Dictionary

Orchard: Where fruit is grown

Woman's Dictionary

Orchard: a color



Man's Dictionary

Ivory: The tusks of elephants and walruses.

Woman's Dictionary

Ivory: A color



Man's Dictionary

Peru: A country in South America

Woman's Dictionary

Peru: A color



Man's Dictionary

Tomato: A fruit, or is it a vegetable?

Woman's Dictionary

Tomato: A color.



Man's Dictionary

Salmon: A fish

Woman's Dictionary

Salmon: A color



Man's Dictionary

Peach Puff: What the....

Woman's Dictionary

Peach Puff: A color.

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OK, strange.

I never knew that women thought about colors so much. I don't really get it...

Women have all these fancy names for colors, apparently. :confused:

okay that is worth a little smile....

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tower to you! how do you guys not find this funny?

:lol: funny. A little stereotypical, but funny.

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Two thumbs up!

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It's saying women are fascinated with colors and clothes and crap, while men actually think.
I forgot the last time I found something in H&J that was making the women look bad! :lol: :p
Sorry girls!

Well it's true. Women do have a far wider appreciation of colors. And they have names for every subtle shade difference. And they can actually tell them apart too. :eek:

My own color vocabulary is limited to about 12 plus a few shades and tints. When asked for a particular color I usually just pick two or more primary colors, let Photoshop do a blend, then choose from the resulting range. I get a result but have no bloody idea what it's supposed to be called. If asked to duplicate it I refer to the RGB or CMYK values. :D And yet I'm supposed to be sort of an artist.... :p

Men's dictionary
eggshell- the outside covering of an egg

Women's dictionary
eggshell- a color


on a side note, what color is peru?

Men's dictionary
eggshell- the outside covering of an egg

Women's dictionary
eggshell- a color


on a side note, what color is peru?


I just did a search for "colors names" on google and I came to a list of HTML colors and their names. Apparently "peru" is a shade kinda like orange.

But don't ask me about colors. My color vocabulary states that everything is black green red blue yellow or orange.

From observing my mom and younger sister I find my list to be correct. I constatly hear mom and sis talking about whether that flower is "redish-yellow" or "orangeish-red" :rolleyes: ;)

I hope I didn't offend anybody. That of course wasn't the point. It's just a little humor. ;)

Now who the heck is gonna get offended by this? :D

Like I said, it IS true. And they should actually be proud of it. :)

It’s a scientific fact the women can see a bit more colors the males. “Females have a slightly lower threshold of the firing for the cones, however, and can see a bit more color than males.”

Men's Dictionary

Amethyst: A rock.

Women's Dictionary

Amethyst: A colour.

Note my title.

Men's Dictionary

Dawn: The time that the sun rises.

Women's Dictionary

Dawn: A color.

Men's Dictionary

Mouse:
1. A small, furry rodent that likes to chew on stuff.
2. The clicker-thingie on the computer.

Women's Dictionary

Mouse: EEEK! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!

(Just threw in that one to break up the monotny...)