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CivIII Haiku! Please feel free to add to the thread.

In my head, a gem.
Multifaceted, deep, fix'd,
Many hued. CivIII.

Damnable Frenchies.
Irritating Iroquois.
Bastard Krauts next door.

Ivory, Spices,
Music Theory, 90 Gold,
And Coal for Furs?!? HA!

Upgrade my spearman.
Elite, Fortified no more.
Pikeman gets slaughtered.

Should George Washington
Rush the Pyramids, or should
He make an Army?

Samurai look cool,
But Immortals just kick ass.
I sure need Iron.

Ninety-five percent
Corruption. Forty French slaves
Plant and Cut, repeat.

Persian Tanks, blitzing
Through the Indian cities,
Getting killed by spears.

Rioting in Rome.
Cathedral needed; Despot
Hefts his whip and grins.

3:30 AM.
Just negotiated peace
With Abe. One more turn.

- Stravaig

Fell asleep at work
Because I played Civ all night.
Lay-off not so bad.

One turn won't take long
We all play from dusk till dawn
Then the same old song:

What test? :eek:

I cannot stand those
Pain in the backside Aztecs.
Trade with me, dang it.