09camaro
Rules 1 + 2!!
bringing this into the BTS forum from the warlords forum. post the goofy leader nicknames that you have for any of your leaders, regardless.
Confess Your Goofy Leader Nicknames!!
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09camaro
Rules 1 + 2!!
Alexander = “DIE PERSIANS!!!”
Asoka = “I may be a girl!” or “War monger turned pu***-fist!”
Augustus Caesar = “August is the best time for some caesar salad.”
Bismarck = “I kicked frances’ a** and created Germany! Yay!”
Brennus = “bring us our whiskey god-d*** it!”
Catherine = “my favorite little who**”
Churchill = “I have a church on the hill” or “appeasement can lick my sweaty n** sack!”
Cyrus = “my grandson is a moron”
Elizabeth = “I can talk to animals!”
Frederick = “hi, I am Frederick! I like you.”
Gandhi = “my head is way too big for my body!”
Genghis Khan = “i crossed the great wall!”
Hannibal = “I would like to have you for dinner with a nice Chianti and some fava beans”
Hatshephut = “hot cheap sl**”
Huayna Capac = “Huayuanaloko-johnson-mcphearson” or “andes mountains freak king”
Isabella = “I had an affair with Chris Columbus”
Julius Caesar = “July is the best time for some caesar salad!”
Kublai Khan = “hi, im mister fatso!”
Louis XIV = “tyrannical tyrant! Person”
Mansa Musa = “vassal loving b****”
Mao Zedong = “move the bong”
Mehmed II = “my medications aren’t in yet” or “Meth head”
Montezuma = “Psycho amerindian nut job who will continually go to war cause you never settled in America!”
Napoleon = “I nap on poles in lyon!” or “Corsica is not french”
Peter = “are you sure im not the evil French guy who steals your girlfriend?”
Qin Shi Huang = “kick s*** hung over”
Ragnar = “I like to naw on your rag”
Rameses II = “ram me sis, twice!”
Roosevelt = “rose of velvet” or “I married my cousin” or “cripple prezzy”
Saladin = “Salad in my pants”
Shaka = “HOW COME IM THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THIS GAME!?!” or “I make a mean shake!” or “i shag every morning, noon, and night!”
Stalin = “I stall in winter” or “the honeymoon wasn’t that long.” or “mr. man of steel!”
Tokugawa = “I hate everyone!” or “Shoguns rock!” or “Fear my Samurai!”
Victoria = “I may be a man… why don’t you take a look!”
Wang Kon = “Korean wanker”
Washington = “I have a state named after me!”
Lincoln = “I miss my top hat.” or “That’s L-I-N-C-O-L-N” or “Bill and Ted are awesome!”
Boudica = “Look at my chest. LOOK AT IT!!!”
De Gaulle = “Big Nosed Loser!” or “RETREAT!!!!!!!!!” or “ALGERIA WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT!”
Darius I = “My son’s a moron…” or “Why am I black when my dad was white?” or “Look at my crown! It has a gecko! DANCE GECKO DANCE!!”
Pericles = “I saved Greece!” or “I locked my army in the city walls and the Plague killed us.”
Suleiman = “Silly Man!” or “Stuck a feather in my hat and called it MACARONI!!!”
Hammurabi = “My code rules!” or “Babylon 5!” or “I have a nice beard, don’t you agree?”
Justinian I = “I’m jaundice!!” or “I have a pretty crown! Isn’t it prettyful!?”
Willem van Oranje = “Will my van hold these Oranges?”
Zara Yaqob = “Sarah yack a lot!” or “Sarah jack-o**”
Charlemagne = “I look like a redneck.” or “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!!!!”
Suryavarman II = “Wench! Serve your man twice!” or “Eh, just call me Steve.”
Pacal II = “I’m scary when angry!” or “Cebola is my home!” or “Apacolyto was a good movie!”
Sitting Bull = “I sit on your bull” or “I s*it on your bull” or “I love my headdress!” or “Put the feather in my hat you nut and go get another!”
Joao II = “My hat is HUGE!!!” or “Do I have dirt in my fingers?”
Gilgamesh = “Gills of Mesh” or “my skin is gold!” or “my beard is funky.”
Sid Meier = “Captain, I am detecting massive quantities of win in this sector!” or “Rules 1 + 2!” or “Sit on my urn!”
Asoka = “I may be a girl!” or “War monger turned pu***-fist!”
Augustus Caesar = “August is the best time for some caesar salad.”
Bismarck = “I kicked frances’ a** and created Germany! Yay!”
Brennus = “bring us our whiskey god-d*** it!”
Catherine = “my favorite little who**”
Churchill = “I have a church on the hill” or “appeasement can lick my sweaty n** sack!”
Cyrus = “my grandson is a moron”
Elizabeth = “I can talk to animals!”
Frederick = “hi, I am Frederick! I like you.”
Gandhi = “my head is way too big for my body!”
Genghis Khan = “i crossed the great wall!”
Hannibal = “I would like to have you for dinner with a nice Chianti and some fava beans”
Hatshephut = “hot cheap sl**”
Huayna Capac = “Huayuanaloko-johnson-mcphearson” or “andes mountains freak king”
Isabella = “I had an affair with Chris Columbus”
Julius Caesar = “July is the best time for some caesar salad!”
Kublai Khan = “hi, im mister fatso!”
Louis XIV = “tyrannical tyrant! Person”
Mansa Musa = “vassal loving b****”
Mao Zedong = “move the bong”
Mehmed II = “my medications aren’t in yet” or “Meth head”
Montezuma = “Psycho amerindian nut job who will continually go to war cause you never settled in America!”
Napoleon = “I nap on poles in lyon!” or “Corsica is not french”
Peter = “are you sure im not the evil French guy who steals your girlfriend?”
Qin Shi Huang = “kick s*** hung over”
Ragnar = “I like to naw on your rag”
Rameses II = “ram me sis, twice!”
Roosevelt = “rose of velvet” or “I married my cousin” or “cripple prezzy”
Saladin = “Salad in my pants”
Shaka = “HOW COME IM THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THIS GAME!?!” or “I make a mean shake!” or “i shag every morning, noon, and night!”
Stalin = “I stall in winter” or “the honeymoon wasn’t that long.” or “mr. man of steel!”
Tokugawa = “I hate everyone!” or “Shoguns rock!” or “Fear my Samurai!”
Victoria = “I may be a man… why don’t you take a look!”
Wang Kon = “Korean wanker”
Washington = “I have a state named after me!”
Lincoln = “I miss my top hat.” or “That’s L-I-N-C-O-L-N” or “Bill and Ted are awesome!”
Boudica = “Look at my chest. LOOK AT IT!!!”
De Gaulle = “Big Nosed Loser!” or “RETREAT!!!!!!!!!” or “ALGERIA WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT!”
Darius I = “My son’s a moron…” or “Why am I black when my dad was white?” or “Look at my crown! It has a gecko! DANCE GECKO DANCE!!”
Pericles = “I saved Greece!” or “I locked my army in the city walls and the Plague killed us.”
Suleiman = “Silly Man!” or “Stuck a feather in my hat and called it MACARONI!!!”
Hammurabi = “My code rules!” or “Babylon 5!” or “I have a nice beard, don’t you agree?”
Justinian I = “I’m jaundice!!” or “I have a pretty crown! Isn’t it prettyful!?”
Willem van Oranje = “Will my van hold these Oranges?”
Zara Yaqob = “Sarah yack a lot!” or “Sarah jack-o**”
Charlemagne = “I look like a redneck.” or “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!!!!”
Suryavarman II = “Wench! Serve your man twice!” or “Eh, just call me Steve.”
Pacal II = “I’m scary when angry!” or “Cebola is my home!” or “Apacolyto was a good movie!”
Sitting Bull = “I sit on your bull” or “I s*it on your bull” or “I love my headdress!” or “Put the feather in my hat you nut and go get another!”
Joao II = “My hat is HUGE!!!” or “Do I have dirt in my fingers?”
Gilgamesh = “Gills of Mesh” or “my skin is gold!” or “my beard is funky.”
Sid Meier = “Captain, I am detecting massive quantities of win in this sector!” or “Rules 1 + 2!” or “Sit on my urn!”
JustinianVII
Prince
Any leader I am--my name merged with theirs somehow.
AI leaders:
Suryavarman=Survivorman
Charlemagne=Burger King
Zara Yaqob= Z-Man
Mansa Musa=Tech whore, The Moose (Mus)
Pericles=Per-Per
Huayna Capac=Clappy (from his opening animation)
Julius or Augustus=Caesar salad
Pacal II=Pacal the Jackal
Lincoln=Dishonest Abe
Wang Kon=Wang Chung
Saladin=Salad Dan the Salad Man (someone else actually came up with that...)
Bismarck=Pointy hat
AI leaders:
Suryavarman=Survivorman
Charlemagne=Burger King
Zara Yaqob= Z-Man
Mansa Musa=Tech whore, The Moose (Mus)
Pericles=Per-Per
Huayna Capac=Clappy (from his opening animation)
Julius or Augustus=Caesar salad
Pacal II=Pacal the Jackal
Lincoln=Dishonest Abe
Wang Kon=Wang Chung
Saladin=Salad Dan the Salad Man (someone else actually came up with that...)
Bismarck=Pointy hat
Mansa Musa = Man's a Moocow
Huyana Capac = Hyena Tupac
Genghis Khan = Dsching! Dsching! Dschinghis Khaaaan! He liked the ho but then he liked the Hindu...
Huyana Capac = Hyena Tupac
Genghis Khan = Dsching! Dsching! Dschinghis Khaaaan! He liked the ho but then he liked the Hindu...
Incan Emperor
Warlord
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I usualy use just the leaders name, and when playing random leader Ill use Redael Modnar, sounds cool, generic and non ethnical and its just Random Leader backwards.
By the way Darius II wasnt Darius I son, nor Cyruses grandson.
Xerxes was Darius I son, Artaxerxes was Xerxes son and Darius II was Artaxerxes son.
By the way Darius II wasnt Darius I son, nor Cyruses grandson.
Xerxes was Darius I son, Artaxerxes was Xerxes son and Darius II was Artaxerxes son.
Enoch Root
Chieftain
Zara Yaqub= Andre 3000
Saladin = Osama
Shaka = 50 cent
Monty = I think posting the names I call him goes against forum rules.
Saladin = Osama
Shaka = 50 cent
Monty = I think posting the names I call him goes against forum rules.
Diamondeye
So Happy I Could Die
Suleiman = Beelzebub or just The Devil.
warpus
In pork I trust
I am currently playing a game as the Native Americans' leader Winnetou
Bigfoot3814
Deity
09camaro, all your names are hilarious!
My favorite was Harrumbabi. "my code rules!" I'll remember that one.
My favorite was Harrumbabi. "my code rules!" I'll remember that one.
Supr49er
2011 Thunderfall Cup
Gilgamesh = Gilligan
Boudica = Booty Call
Qin Shi Huang = Quinn the Eskimo
Sulieman = Schoolmarm
Boudica = Booty Call
Qin Shi Huang = Quinn the Eskimo
Sulieman = Schoolmarm
Bushface
Deity
Alexander = Ragtime Band (also applied to his armies)
Catherine = Slap Happy
Charlemagne = Char - le mag - ne (to the tune of "Alouette"
Genghis or Kublai = Iffai Khan (when he's losing) or Mebiai Khan (doing better)
Gilgamesh = Gargle Mush
Justinian = just a tinny one
Montezuma = Mad Idiot
Pacal = Raving nutter
Shaka = coward (losing), cocktail (indifferent), or earthquake (winning)
Suleiman = silly man
Tokugawa = ultimate isolationist
Catherine = Slap Happy
Charlemagne = Char - le mag - ne (to the tune of "Alouette"
Genghis or Kublai = Iffai Khan (when he's losing) or Mebiai Khan (doing better)
Gilgamesh = Gargle Mush
Justinian = just a tinny one
Montezuma = Mad Idiot
Pacal = Raving nutter
Shaka = coward (losing), cocktail (indifferent), or earthquake (winning)
Suleiman = silly man
Tokugawa = ultimate isolationist
Werechipmunk
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Isabella - Thin Izzy
Tokugawa - Captain Toke
Survayarman - SoYou'reAVarmint or simply, "The Varmint"
Montezuma - 3 Card Monty
Shaka - Chaka Khan
Pacal - Lauren Pacal
Augustus Caesar - Augie Doggie
Wang Kon - Wang Chung
Qin Shi Huang - Dr. Qin Medicine Man
Catherine - Boom Chicka Wah Wah
Ragnar - Raggedy Andy
Tokugawa - Captain Toke
Survayarman - SoYou'reAVarmint or simply, "The Varmint"
Montezuma - 3 Card Monty
Shaka - Chaka Khan
Pacal - Lauren Pacal
Augustus Caesar - Augie Doggie
Wang Kon - Wang Chung
Qin Shi Huang - Dr. Qin Medicine Man
Catherine - Boom Chicka Wah Wah
Ragnar - Raggedy Andy
HerrDoktor
Mad Scientist
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Classic! I always had in my mind the scene of the Disco armies of Dschinghis Kahn boogie woogieing off the wall the too-square leaders of the medieval world.
09camaro
Rules 1 + 2!!
09camaro, all your names are hilarious!
My favorite was Harrumbabi. "my code rules!" I'll remember that one.
thank you very much!
people need to get this through their thick heads! its "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!" RVB came up with that 7 years ago and it was the original, besides channel 69
it does not say which Darius it is, so therefore i see it as Darius I.
ferenginar
Grand Nagus
I have played a couple of those,
Bismarck - Pointy Hat - just couldn't think of anything else.
Saladin - Osama
Ghenghis - Khan, Khan, KHAN
Julius or Augustus - Biggus Dickus
Sitting Bull - Two dogs ****ing
Tokugawa - Tofu
Hannibal - Hand Ball ref c'mon
Willem van Oranje - Marco Van Basten
Bismarck - Pointy Hat - just couldn't think of anything else.
Saladin - Osama
Ghenghis - Khan, Khan, KHAN
Julius or Augustus - Biggus Dickus
Sitting Bull - Two dogs ****ing
Tokugawa - Tofu
Hannibal - Hand Ball ref c'mon
Willem van Oranje - Marco Van Basten
Heathen_Penguin
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Restating from the Warlord thread:
Genghis Kahn: Ginger
Kublai Kahn: Maryanne, since he is with Ginger
Zara Yaqob: Stupid, fat hobbit, because "we hates him"
Heathen
Genghis Kahn: Ginger
Kublai Kahn: Maryanne, since he is with Ginger
Zara Yaqob: Stupid, fat hobbit, because "we hates him"
Heathen
09camaro
Rules 1 + 2!!
thats what i said!
GIO888
King
LOL!
I love the Boudica one. the number of times she's railroaded me because of them............
I love the Boudica one. the number of times she's railroaded me because of them............
Diamondeye
So Happy I Could Die
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