Re: U mad bro?
I appear not to be capable of understanding this newfangled criminal cant you appear to be using as a means of communication. However, our Church has several interpreters. They have explained to us that you allege insanity on our part, and only a heretic would use such terms, or invoke Pagan evil spirits such as the Trololol on us. As such, we are compelled to issue an ultimatum against you: recant your heresy publicly or be anathematised.
Brimstone-filled salutations,
Takhisis, head of the CFC Bulgar Orthodox Church.