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It may not have because there are no such things as wolves, so Romulus and Remus would not have been able to suckle off a non-existent creature. But if it did a town called Reme would also exist, because settelers can't attack and they would be Greek cities and be rampant with corruption...

If he's serious I think he has a point mainly because there aren't as many Italiens as we think in Brooklyn, but if he's just being drole then that's ok too, infact I encourage that!!! BTW- Good joke!

I feel really bad being the one to say something bad but, in the Johnny Depp picture it almost looks like he has a third hand. Because of how his neck is "painted" it looks like it has fingers. Thats all I have to say, otherwise their pretty cool

I guess this one fell upon the wrong ears.

That version can open up a can of worms called martital abuse, were even though this one can too, we all know that the stereotype points the finger at men, not women. Other then the political crap, it is still a very good joke. Thank you for that brief sensation of bliss.

Ok, this is a pretty good joke I heard from the bass player in my band. There is a reasearcher walking through the savanna in Africa. He is trying to find his camp when he hears drums in the distance. He walks towards the drums and finds another reasercher camp. When he enters one of the...

18.54043% - Geek I blame learning useless facts from teachers, in class, for tests!!!

I like the tech and the unit. The tech really helps the longevity of the age of sail, which allows me to be a pirate menace alot longer, although I have sunk some ironclads with privateers (oddly enough). The tech is can be sold for a hefty price, but I trade it when I'm done with being a...

I din't post when I voted, but better late than never. I'm 17 and really hope I can have the sort of longevity that this game and thread has so one day I can reverse thos numbers and still be kicking.

That's true, but old Demorcracies and Repulics, like Rome and Athens used slaves. Modern ones like the U.S. and Europian nations don't (as far as I know). Uh, for the worker gangs, I'm split. One side the add a fun new unit, on the other hand their aren't really that exciting. Oh fun, A...

I was reading what the advisors say just for kicks and noticed that some can be more war mongerers than others. Who do you think would be that worst to leave in charge of your peaceful nation (or best, depending if you are a war monger)? Personally I think the trade advisor would be worse...

If I played the best, either that be because I destroyed everyone, built the spaceship first or at 2050 I had the highest score, one based on how well I did throughout the whole game, it's still a win.

I tried it out, and you don't look at much of a risk of any kind. If I were you I would experiment, this is a perfect oppurtunity to gain so extreme experience and feel out your own plying style. If you want to go to war I would suggest attacking some Indian citys, not all, so that you gain...

Merci, et oui, Je parles francais.

I'm not suprised, the joke is still a little rough around the edges. Yet the punch line has nothing to do with the french language. Have you every heard the expression "It's Greek to me."? It's just a play on words.

12. You Might be red neck if you buy a Nalgene, because it fits more chew. 13. You might be a red neck if your trailer haas more milage than your truck. Can't write any more, I'm around red necks right now!!!

Yeah, I didn't take me long to think it up,but I decided to see what people thought. It was inspired by an old cartoon. I'm thinking about using it for more of a sketch than a joke.

What do you call an ant with a really short mustache? A tyrANT And if you don't get it I'm relating it to Hitler.

This man wants to build his dog a dog house so he creates a plan and decides he needs 99 bricks. So he goes to the hardware store and asks the clerk, how much are bricks. The Clerk says "You can get 1 for five dolloars or 100 brick for 50 dollors." The man decides to get 100 bricks, because...

I LOVE surrealist jokes, your my hero!!