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  1. Serutan

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    Does this mean Sisyphus jokes are a sign of dementia?
  2. Serutan

    My Resources Suddenly Vanished

    Agree - if you tried to mod resources to never vanish and set them all to the same value, that could be it.
  3. Serutan

    The HEhe HAha Joke Thread 2.0

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions...
  4. Serutan

    Civilization 2 “Wishlist”

    Everyone except the AI. It never goes bankrupt. I'd like to see the game changed so it's possible to attack AI units on your city squares with no diplomatic penalties (i.e. without a DOW and regardless of peace/cease fire status.).
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    Science humor

    Roses are red, violets are blue. Unexpected '{' on line 32.
  6. Serutan

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    Not owning permanent press clothes ... oh, the irony.
  7. Serutan

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    I well remember the poem "Owed two a Spelling Checker"
  8. Serutan

    Oh, the weather outside is...

    Or in the previous 20 months to July, starting to forget what "rain" was.
  9. Serutan

    Oh, the weather outside is...

    At the end of June in Tucson, you'd look out in the desert and think, "The desert is dying". 305 mm of rain later, it's become "Welcome to the Jungle".
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    football thread No11

    If the rumors that PSG is going to sell 10 players to keep a semblance of FFP gong are true, they will have no depth. Also, I have seen American teams put together what looked on paper to be an near invincible lineup only to have them not play together well and be downright underwhelming.
  11. Serutan

    2021 NFL Offseason Thread.

    Strangely it appears to be the exact same thing.
  12. Serutan

    2021 NFL Offseason Thread.

    Aaaand the Colts lose Wentz to a foot injury for 5-12 weeks.
  13. Serutan

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    There's a lawyer and a snake that would like to speak to you outside for stealing that joke.
  14. Serutan

    Oh, the weather outside is...

    We (Tucson) got our first decent rain in almost a year too. Since it sounds like your heat wave is subsiding, for future reference I would suggest getting a spray bottle that can put out mist, and squirt yourself with water with the fan turned on you. This does assume the relative humidity is...
  15. Serutan

    2021 NFL Offseason Thread.

    Provided that Allen's season this year wasn't a fluke, I would be more inclined to go with Buffalo. I most certainly don't think Jones will put the Titans over - he just came off a major injury at an age when injuries start to multiply, and speed receivers start to slow down regardless of health.
  16. Serutan

    2021 NFL Offseason Thread.

    So can anyone tell me WTF the Jags are up to signing Tebow after he's been out of football for 8 years? It's very difficult to believe he'd boost ticket sales at this point in time.
  17. Serutan

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    And doubtless had "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" playing on endless loop.
  18. Serutan

    2021 NFL Offseason Thread.

    Zeke is the one they should have regrets over. QB contracts are pretty much overpays by definition. Also while I don't currently think Dak is a future HOFer, I do think he's good enough that hoping to get just as good in the draft is pretty risky.
  19. Serutan

    History Questions Not Worth Their Own Thread VIII

    In addition to the previous replies (i.e. Churchill was delusional in thinking that either Italy or the Balkans was a practical invasion route to Germany), it should be noted that while D-Day had nothing to do with whether or not Germany was defeated (settled the previous year at Kursk), it was...
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    2021 NFL Offseason Thread.

    Welp. What was startling to look like another Kurt Cousins situation evaporated today. From the article and previous reports that the main sticking point was contract length, it looks like Jerry was the one that blinked.
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