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  1. Japher

    Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

    USA: Kicking Arse Since 1774 (except for those years from 1955-1975)
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    Ronald Reagan on the $50 Bill?

    Why not? Arnold has done more for this country than Sackajew
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    Is the European union a mistake?

    To the thread title question: Yes. Economic dependency while maintaining political sovereignty = inefficient donothings
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    The "average" OT poster

    Hey guys, what's this thread about?! I like peanut butter and GDRs
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    Why can't I insult the French?

    Veritass is my new best friend
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    Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

    I like my women how I like my socks: slutty.
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    Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

    I like my women how I like my socks: keeping me warm on a winter night and unable to talk.
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    The Nutjobs Are Destroying Town Hall Meetings On Healthcare

    The biggest problem with the bill, and Obama in general, is the 'matter of fact' manner in which he proposed and the stubbornness with which he running the executive office. 'We are not going to discuss single payer systems or tort reform because I am for change and not going to work with you'...
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    If I wasn't about to go home I'd troll that.
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    same reason men have nipples
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    @holy king: Are you reading the same thread as me?
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    Or we never had hair in those parts so we wore clothes to keep warm. But the whole "we came from Apes" thing makes a lot more sense.
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    They used holy grail fire
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    I only read the bolded part... "Apes began to morph into humans, and the species Homo erectus emerged some two million years ago, Mr. Wrangham argues, for one fundamental reason: We learned to tame fire and heat our food."
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    I always wondered why I can't breath under water, does that mean I evolved from a fish?
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    Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human

    The biggest hole that I see is the fact that we did not evolve from apes.
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    Trusty Old Rock (Logic Problem)

    I love it when Game Theory gets confused for logic.
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    Do you think that man is inherently inclined towards being "good"?

    It's all about greed, and what we are greediest for is porn.
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    How to find yourself

    Me too! Well, it was a butter like substance.
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    France to ban the burka?

    If there's going to be fashion laws I've got a few additional ones; 1. Burka's for ugly people 2. No spandex for people with a BMI greater than 25 3. Men cannot wear fanny packs 4. If you sport a camel toe you will be asked to return to the mental hospital 5. No g-strings for people with a...
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