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What's snow? (just kidding, I know what snow is... I have only seen snow fall maybe five times in my life. The desert have it's pleasures and its curses.

Is it something with "it"? That is my only guess and am still working on "it". Let me study "it" and think about "it" some more.

Airline Jokes All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the...

This is HORRIBLE! If you have a weak stomach, then don't scroll down.....it is a picture of a jumper that of course ended in his demise, with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

I got this in a e-mail a LONG time ago. I acually thought I deleted this, I even ran a search and came up empty. I haven't got any more like this one, but I am posting a few jokes in the "Jokes-keep them clean" thread.

Does anyone want to try it with a mouse and a food guilotine?

Did you know In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from...

COMMUNICATIONS When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian Reservation in Arizona. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son...

Best Lawyer Story A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy...

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being leader of nearly 300 million people and a superpower." So he takes the...

Indians It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was...

The Commander called down to Motor Maintenance. A sleepy voice answered, "Hullo." The Commander said, "How many vehicles in the motor pool?" The sleepy voice said, "Hold on." After a few minutes, he came back on and said, "There's 7 Fords, 3 Chevys, and 2 Front-line pool cars for the...

"The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English...

I personally like Carthage's ugly brown color for nothing else than making its units look camoflaged. ;) To change the color: 1. Go into the editor and open a scenario. 2. Open the menu to edit the rules for "Civilizations" 3. Pick a civ and towards the bottomof the menu, there is...

The new stealth fighter :)

Unfortunatly, railroad movement is hard-coded into the game. :(

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