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Heywood had never been especially fond of boats, and the dubious looking federal frigate that floated before him was no exception. Despite the vessel’s being more akin to a battleship than a frigate in size and armament, Heywood still recoiled at the idea of traveling hundreds of miles on a...

General Heywood Jablome beamed at his troops, the Fighting 1337th. He’d left his plantation to his eldest son on a whim to gain glory as a great military leader. The Governor was Jablome's close personal friend, predictably resulting in his being assigend to the training of the most promising...

Cletus looked over his filed appraisingly. Row upon row of cotton stared him in the face. Not a bad plot of land, for a yeoman farmer. Since abandoning subsistence farming to try his hand in the market economy by means of cotton production, the man had nearly doubled his land holdings. The...

Depending on what time of day the orders would need to be in by, I may join this AMONES.

To: Poland From: Ottodude Empire Now you wish for peace? If you can scrounge up enough eco to pay full reparations for all the losses that the Ottodude Empire has sustained as a result of the Holy War that you and your kind instigated, you can have your land back.

To: Spain From: Ottodude Empire May your wise actions usher in a new era of peace and prosperity between our two peoples.

To: Spain From: Ottodude Empire Withdraw your forces from Egypt lest they need to be removed forceably. The Crusades have petered out in the rest of the Christian world, leaving your force in Egypt as the sole target of a very large, very angry army of combined Muslim forces.

To: Venice From: Ottodude Empire It is fortunate that our two peoples were able to reconcile our differences without further bloodshed. A permanent NAP will be signed between Venice and the Ottodude Empire, and borders will be returned to pre-war state with the exception of an area of Greek...

To: Richelieu From: Ottodude Empire We respect your views, but we were given a mandate from Allah, and we cannot shy away from said mandate.

To: Austria From: Ottoman Empire Sorry about that, we'd be happy to give you a monopoly on Middle-Eastern goods coming out of our lands and the surrounding ones for the time being to make up for it, which should give you a significant trading edge against the rest of continental Europe.

To: Sima Wang From: Ottodude Empire Islands shmislands.

Yes, an update would be greatly appreciated.

To: Muslim World From: Ottodude Empire All allied jihadists are granted safe passage through our land, so long as they don't bother the livestock.

To: Persia From: Ottoman Empire It is a happy day for us all when the followers of Islam, the one true faith, can put their differences aside for the greater good. Any aid you wish to offer would be greatly appreciated.

After having a revelation, the Sultan has decreed that the Ottoman Empire hereby be renamed the Ottodude Empire.

Oops. Will-do.

To: Germany From: Ottoman Empire You have the blessings of Mohammed in your holy war against the infidel France. To: Britain From: Ottoman Empire You're one to talk.

Germany's Islamic enough for me.

Long live the decendant of the Muslim King in Germany! The Muslim world publicly supports the son of the Muslim King of Germany, and asks that France and the rest of Europe accept the Islamicy of Germany. :satan:

To: Persia From: Ottoman Empire We ask that you give the Mughals a temporary RoP, as they are adverse to travelling through the icy steppes of Russia.