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    Forgotten Realms

    Mikoyan have you ever played D&D. This is a Baldur's Gate 2: Throne of Bhall character! Either that or you are playing a really unoriginal game of D&D. So you can't rally call Simon Darkshade out because his D&D characters will be better and a lot more powerful because they are more...
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    Forgotten Realms

    What is the point of a kraken in D&D, because you can only fight it underwater ? Also how do you run barters between PC's and NPC's. Jus' want to know!
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    favorite football team (soccer)

    CRYSTAL PALACE ROCK! THe Eagle swoops low to kill it's prey!
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    Greatest Fantsy Setting

    Has no one heard of Lankhmar? P.S. Darkshade when one must talk in a posh accent one must stay refined. This means that one must not jab at the younger population but must control themselves.
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    Forgotten Realms

    Xvarts! Xvarts! Those ugly blue things! Thry are short, ugly and blue! Those are three good reasons to kill the blighters! Mikoyan your soul and xvarts are mine!
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    Greatest Fantsy Setting

    No one like Chulthu? That's a shame! P.s. Darkshade where you from? You don't say snobby stuff like that any more
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    Forgotten Realms

    I would always have my character inebriated! It's much more fun to be walking down an alley when an Orc jumps out at you and you look at it and after a brief pause start laughing! It's so fun! Then you spin round and lop it's ______ head off! Fun!
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    'karine A'

    Hooray more weapons to add to the already huge Israli armoury which will be used for bad purposes (i.e. Not for peaceful purposes).
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    Snacks

    Snacks are a wonderful thing! I tend to get a tin of soup or Baked Beand and Cook them, and eat them with toast! Lovely with cheese!
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    History programs in Abu-Dubi

    I know it's wrong to do racist shows like that but going to the UN because of a TV show? If that happened in England there would be no TV exept for kiddie shows!
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    Forgotten Realms

    Your Character can beat Bane! Is bane Really that weak! :lol: :scan: :lol:
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    Greatest Fantsy Setting

    Which is the greatest in the many different fantasy worlds. I know my fave but what is yours?
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    Forgotten Realms

    Uh huh! You beat Zhents! ha! You would have to learn to fight before you can do that! P.S. if Manshoon or one of the Manshoon's took back over the Zhents, He and Semmemon would whip your smelly butt and all of the harpers smelly butts then move on to more minor people, such as Bane and...
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    Forgotten Realms

    So you think that just giving the halfling strength is enough to keep his feet on the ground! "You canna' change the laws of physics, Jim" I seen a house fly, hell I've even seen an elephant fly but i aint' never seen a halfling fly! lol. :lol:
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    Forgotten Realms

    You fool! The zhents are ruled by a chosen of bane and a fallen paladin of bane! That is the only reason the harpers beat the Zhents, Bad leadership! Hahahaha!
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    This Song's For You

    Naan-aa, just killed a man > > > Poppadom against his head > > > Had lime pickle, now he's dead. > > > Naan-aa, dinner just begun > > > But now I'm going to loo it all away. > > > Naan-aa, ooh-ooh > > > Didn't mean to make you cry, > > >...
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    insomnia

    Here's a good solution. Get a warm glass of milk and a good long book. Get into bed and read the book while taking sips from the milk with added sleeping pills you will be asleep in no time!
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    The Riddle Game

    No not water but a nice try!
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    Forgotten Realms

    Mikoyan! Bane! lol The only reason he exists is by the power of the Zhentarim! That is how weedy he is as a FR god! :lol:
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    Forgotten Realms

    Duke o' york. the only problem is the fact that a good assasin will have taken the poisons he uses so many times that he is probavly immune to them. I have added this rule in my D&D games. Darkside!!! hahaha! You would do well not to cuss the Zhents. Paladins and rangers are goodies and as...
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