Our holy Microsoft

Matrix · Oct 19, 2003

Our Microsoft
Who art on our hard disks
Hallowed be thy Windows
Thy update come
Thy bugfix be done
On Windows as it is on Office
Give us this day our daily reboot
And forgive us our illegal copies
As we forgive those who copy for us
And lead us not into IBM
But deliver us from OS/2
For thine is the DOS
The Windows
And the NT
For ever and ever
Enter

Aphex_Twin · Oct 19, 2003

Our Windows
Thou art createth our hard drives
Open thy windows
Thy crash be
As in 95 so in 98
And the daily Service packs to us giveth
And forgive our Linux partitions
As we forgive our drive errors
And do not lead us into blue-screen
But deliver us from version conflicts
For yours is the RAM
And the hard
And all the processor's hertz
Forever and ever
Alt-F4

Matrix · Oct 21, 2003

Did you think of that one yourself? It's a pretty cool one too.

My brother found it in someone's profile (not on CFC; in Dutch). It made me laugh my a** off. :lol:

allhailIndia · Oct 22, 2003

That was brilliant. Reminds me to go and pay my respects to Bill Gates or else.....

philippe · Oct 22, 2003

Oh microsoft thank you for creating windows 3.1 4.1 95 95 2000 xp
and hmmm im forgetting one....
oh no....
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE!
BILL BURN IN HELL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(a happy ME user unhappy users already went dead from frustration.....)

omichyron · Oct 22, 2003

and based on another little prayer I seem to recall

Gates is great and gates is fair
And we thank him for our software
By his programs we do our math
Give us Gates our blue screen of death
Give us Gates our blue screen of death
Aww man

cgannon64 · Oct 22, 2003

Our Gates
Who art in a gigantic house
Hallowed be they OS
Thy monopoly come
Thy will be done (or death!)
On PCs and TVs
Give us this day
Our daily patch
And forgive us for fantasizing about iPods
As we forgive those
Who use iTunes
And lead us not into Linux
And deliver us from shareware
Amen.

addiv · Oct 23, 2003

There once was a nerd named Bill Gates
Who worked in a shack in the States
But Windows he made
And soon 't was too late
For he now controls all our hates/fates.

Our holy Microsoft

Matrix

CFC Dinosaur

Aphex_Twin

Evergreen

Matrix

CFC Dinosaur

allhailIndia

Deity

philippe

FYI, I chase trains.

omichyron

Highly-Pixelated Globe

cgannon64

BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!

addiv

Hero of our time

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