(North) Korea: The Fresh Prince of Pyongyang

Do nothing. They are none of our concerns and we cannot worry about them as we have more pressing issues.

Some deviations from real life that I noticed:

- In your story, China is your main enemy while Japan is your friend. In real life, China is the DPRK's main "ally" while Japan is one of its most hated enemies (along with the ROK and the US). The latter case is due to Japan's occupation of Korea during WWII; this is actually one of the only things that the DPRK agrees with the ROK on.

- While the DPRK officially shuns religion in real life, it does have an unofficial official state religion: Juche. It happens that Juche is not Buddhism/Jongilism, though renaming it to Jongilism might give everybody a better idea as to what Juche actually is.

- The last time I checked, Kim Jong Il never had facial hair in real life.

The facial hair stems from the fact that the leaderhead for Korea has a mustache. And well there is only one Korea so there cannot be a ROK and there is no communism to create a bond between China and Korea. Also Japan has never touched the peninsula so I suppose that explains for the friendliness.

Atlantic Pacf. said:

Some deviations from real life that I noticed:

- In your story, China is your main enemy while Japan is your friend. In real life, China is the DPRK's main "ally" while Japan is one of its most hated enemies (along with the ROK and the US). The latter case is due to Japan's occupation of Korea during WWII; this is actually one of the only things that the DPRK agrees with the ROK on.

- While the DPRK officially shuns religion in real life, it does have an unofficial official state religion: Juche. It happens that Juche is not Buddhism/Jongilism, though renaming it to Jongilism might give everybody a better idea as to what Juche actually is.

- The last time I checked, Kim Jong Il never had facial hair in real life.

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Yeah, it's not going to exactly follow the history of North Korea, as that's almost impossible.

- While that is true, I needed an ally at the time, and Japan already liked us a good bit when they formed, and soon after that China had declared war on us. Also, whoever said we can't change foreign relations?

- Yeah I made "Jongism" as a joke. I think it might catch on when I may or may not switch to Fanaticism

- And remember, though, that the leaderhead for Korea is Wang Kon.

TheNoob said:

Yeah, it's not going to exactly follow the history of North Korea, as that's almost impossible.

- While that is true, I needed an ally at the time, and Japan already liked us a good bit when they formed, and soon after that China had declared war on us. Also, whoever said we can't change foreign relations?

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So you're going to be best friends with the US?

Atlantic Pacf. said:

So you're going to be best friends with the US?

Spoiler :

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Oh my, that's a great picture of Kim Jong with Obama!

As long as they will accept the knowledge of Communism And actually I think it's Condoleeza Rice

CaterpillarKing said:

As long as they will accept the knowledge of Communism And actually I think it's Condoleeza Rice

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No it's Obama what the heck are you talking about

Hold up, I see something in the history of Korea that I want to post about real quick.

News post kind of thing coming

As it had happened, a man was rising through the political ranks named Wang Geon. Wang Geon (who was called Wang Kon in Europe) had risen to power in small cities that were being ransacked by bandits. Once held high in the political spheres of the city, he had eventually got to larger cities such as Shenggyeang and Seoul.

Wang Kon eventually became so popular that even Kim Jong noticed him. Kim Jong met with Wang Kon, and asked him about how he got his popularity so quickly. Kon answered that he heavily focused on Jongism and helped better assimilate the people with monks and help them learn about true Jongism and how to be better people.

Kim Jong was pleased with this, and Wang Kon, who looked like he should have died about 70 years ago, was held as a celebrity for three months. After these three months, Wang had passed on to another life. Tales of Wang Kon's death spread across the nation, and even into China and the people were moved. Because of this influential man and his love of everyone, Jongism flourished in the cities.

Especially in China, as the current state of Jongism in that country now looks like this:



From the looks of it, Jongism was now in every single major Chinese city.



After seeing that Jongism was now quite popular in China, Kim Jong capitalized upon this and came to China. He was shocked to see that 바보 모자 남자 (Silly Hat Man) was no longer the leader of China. Their new leader was a man named Tang Taizong, but North Koreans would still call him 바보 모자 남자 (Silly Hat Man) as well, as his hat too looked a little silly.

Anyway, Kim Jong was able to convince China to convert to Jongist ways, and now the two were quite good allies.

Note: This is not an update, and that will come tomorrow my dear friends

Oh by Jongo!

We should make our own Historical Victory Conditions and vote on it

1 - Be the best nation in the world in 2014
2 - Control or vassal the US by 2020
3- Have every nation fear love North Korea by 2020

Jong has spoken! I like them all

Great!Another communist nation

Oh so suddenly you love communism. Where was this back in the America story??

Update coming for sure tomorrow! I've just been busy with band and getting ready for school+travel.

CaterpillarKing said:

Oh so suddenly you love communism. Where was this back in the America story??

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I was being sarcastic

Wait really? No offense but that was terrible sarcasm Use the sarcasm smily next time

VGL said:

Great!Another communist nation

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don't want to be "that" guy, but North Korea is officially a Totalitarian State, not a Communist one