IdIOT: Shock and Terror


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The United Norse Empire AKA the Fylkirate

Fylkir and Emperor: Kol "the Hammer of Thor" II of Munsö
The Empress: Björg
Her Lover, Kol's brother and the Chancellor: Toste of Munsö
Imperial Marshal and Jarl of Smáland: Stein Borg
Treasurer and Viceroy of Finland: Egill Ek
Spy-master and Mayor of Stockholm: Guðmundr Jensen
Court Seer and Priestess of Uppsala: Ragnhildr Ostberg


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Spoiler the Fylkir's bucket list :
Complete father's union of Scandinavia by forcing the Finnish to accept the Norse gods and to accept the Norse culture.
Make Toste a chancellor as I promised him.
Conquer Vinland, beginning with Leif Erikson's former colony in Newfoundland.
Raid Britain to steal the crown jewels.
Reclaim our stone crosses from the Isle of Man.
Ram longboat into Cthulhulu
Sacrifice a Pope and a Caliph at the same blot.
Destroy a tank with only a spear.
Make Tony Abbot my thrall; barring that loot 100 potential thralls from the Sydney Opera House or go off with Abbot on some raid for the Mines of Solomon.
Prove that furries make a good usage as fire material
Drink the tears of 1 2 6 9 20 of my enemies. (10 so far)
Visit the Panama Canal


Under construction
 
Thanks to Terran for compiling this map. There are a few claims missing, but they will be fixed soon.
Oh, the dotted lines mean connected territories? Throw in that last bit of Queensland to bump my claims back up to 20, s'il vous plaît.
 
Yarr, that be our jewels, ye continentals!

So? Raids are simply taking; war means us staying. If you are raided by Vikings please do not be alarmed; just simply drop all your valuables at your fleet and run away; resisting just get us excited as we strive for battle.
 
PSYCH NATION​
Government: Comedic Empire
Ruler: Shawn Spencer
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Vice-Emperor: Fearless Guster (Burton "Gus" Guster)
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Secretary of Defense: Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter (Some of you might recognize this pic. It used to be my avatar)
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Foreign Secretary: Juliet "Jules" O'Hara
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Science and Technology Secretary: Woody Strode
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Interior, Hunting and Fishing Secretary: Henry Spencer
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Order Secretary: Karen Vick
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History:
> cryogenic freezing after season 8
> reawake after chaos
> hey guys we're in central asia somehow
> make empire based on 80's references and Shawn's charisma
> ???
> profit
 
United States of Vietnam

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Nickname: USV, Vietnam
Capital: Saigon
Government: Colonial Military Junta
Leader: General Walter Kurtz
Description: "Gentlemen, welcome to Vietnam"-Cpt. Martin Walker, MIA, last recorded transmission before engaging insurgents in the jungle

"The Vietnam War was a quagmire to all of America, a scar that haunts them to this day. Once the French lost control of Indochina, America became the guardian of the anti-communist southern half. South Vietnam was under attack, both from the invading NVA, and from communist guerrillas known as the Vietcong. At first, America sent only military advisors, but would eventually send over a half million troops to engage the enemy directly.

That's when it all came wrong. The public was against the war. The generals back home thought you could beat an insurgency simply by bombing them into the stone age. But I knew that's not how it worked. In the harsh, unforgiving jungles, you had to strike fear into the enemy. Not fake fear from bombs; but real savagery. Kurtz's Special Forces did exactly that; and for a while, the White House was happy. Then we decided to broadcast exactly what we did. They tried to take him out.

The first guy, Colby was his name, he liked what Kurtz did and ended up joining us. Then they sent this assassin named Willard. I heard Kurtz entertained the idea of letting Willard kill him, to end the horrors he created. But then I realized, no, we still had work to finish. The chickenhawks wanted a victory, and by God I was going to give them one

I shot Willard, and then moved on into my master plan. We were going to coup the South Vietamese government and take over the war effort myself. The details are very, very complex and intricate, so I'll save the story for another time, but as you know, it worked. We were now in control, and my first act was to demand an oath of allegiance to all remaining American troops in the region. Those who refused were executed.

We brought the war to the enemy. Entire villages were wiped off the map as I made sure every damn pinko was dead. Then, emulating Sherman, we marched towards Hanoi, burning anything in my path. The Chinese were too chicken to stop us, and anyone who resisted soon learned what lead tasted like.

Vietnam was united, under us. We killed the pinkos, every last one. The UN called us a bunch of neo-imperialists, the US disavowed us and threatened a second invasion that never came, and the USSR wanted to drop the bomb on us. But we didn't care. We just moved onto Laos, and Cambodia, making a new society for us. We were broken; we could never return to America. But we could have our own land, our own country. Our own Vietnam.

We welcomed our borders to any (non-pinko) soldier who wanted to defect to us. It was to be our paradise. Our Outer Heaven. So yes, to America, Vietnam will always be the shameful scar. To us? It is our salvation."
-Unfinished Memoir of an unidentified Green Beret (deceased)
 

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Official Name: The California Reich
Unofficial Name: California, California Republic, California Reich, The Reich, Those Hippies
Government: Cool and Zen Fascist Dictatorship
Fuhrer: Jerry Brown
Capital: Sacramento (de jure), Mexicali (de facto)
Anthem: "California Über Alles"
Motto: Mellow Out Or You Will Pay

Description After being kicked out of their homeland to the north, the Californians marched south and conquered Baja California. Under the command of then-Governor now-Fuhrer Jerry Brown, the peace loving Californians established a peaceful and cool utopia. Everything is organic, drugs are totally decriminalized, and the country only uses solar and wind power to power their small but powerful economy. Brown's Happy Party is the only party in the country and has won every election since the country's founding. Some say he has a secret police force dressed in suede-denim that comes and drags political dissidents out to camps in the middle of the desert where they're subjugated to torture and experiments designed by Mengele's and Beria's child. But that's not true. That would be police brutality, and police brutality is not allowed in California. The People's Smiling Army escorts uncool people to classes in special built cities where they are educated on what is right and wrong, however.

The Reich is truly a perfect utopia.

Claims:
 
Claiming in the area of Egypt and North Africa, keep my seat warm.
 
Updated Map:

-Added new nations
-I changed Alied's colour to Cyan because Thor was already using it
-Changed Red's colour to dark Nazi red because Greek was already using it
-Fixed some stupid layer thing on the map, colours should look nicer now
-Improved le mustard stain :^)

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EDIT: Gah, map error removed Thor's extra province. Have added it back into the actual map on my HD. Sorry.
 
Nationalist Nova Terra

Nickname: Nova Terra
Capital: New Port City
De-Jure Capital: Solitude, Nova Terra
Government: Single-Party Fascist Republic

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Head of State & Government: Imperator Connie Marshall
Secretary of Love: Morrigan Aensland
Nationalist Party Militia Leader: Vakim McConnell
Secretary of State: Dennis Crocker
Earthian Affairs Specialist: Aaron Kimball
Secretary of Agriculture: Alice McLafferty
Secretary of Interior: Jasmine Colsan
Secretary of Propaganda: Tym Nightshade
Secretary of Defense: Irella Morituri
Secretary of Commerce: Jorhan Brimve Stahl
Secretary of Labor: Tifa Kennison
Secretary of Education: Keith Hughes
Secretary of Treasury: Stev Grupen
Secretary of Technology: Arthur Maxson
Secretary of Homeland Security: Motoko Kusanagi
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Grand Admiral Otis Passik
Vice Chairman JCS: Surface Marshall Lee Oliver

Council of Moffs
Governor of Nova Terran Space: Ardus Kaine
Governor of The United North American States: Zsinj
Governor of the United Mexican and Caribbean States: Tiaan Jerjerrod
Governor of The United South American States: Gilad Pellaeon
Governor of The United Siberian State: Orlok

Anthem:

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Currency: Republic Marks
Forigen Policy: Pragmatic
Social Policy: Moderate
Trade & Economic Policy: Protectionism
Language: English, Spanish
Religion: Imperial Cult
Motto: "The Imperator Protects..."

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History: The Nationalist Party, felt that the government of the Republic of Coruscant has been reduced to a shell of it's former self, decided to take matters into their own hands by consolidating power through elections and appealing to the population of a more stronger Republic. Eventually, Surface Marshal Connie "CivGeneral" Marshall seized control of the executive branch and disbanded the House and the Senate. Even going as far as sheading it's old name, calling itself, The Republic of Nova Terra. After constructing a warp gate between on the Republic Capital World of Solitude, Nova Terra. The General personally sent troops and arms to conquer Central America and the majority of the Caribbean and Central America with only a few divisions of power armored units. After a few short months, Panama was established as a colonial capital.
 
I claim the following
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My name, I don't remember it. Let's go with John Doe. My species has just crashed on your planet and none of us can remember who we are or why we came here. We are a simple people. No taller than four feet, most of us are about 3'4", by your measurements. Our government is as simple as we are. We govern by consensus. We together form a hive mind. After doing a brief count about 500 million of us survived the crash. I'm sure it was meant to be a subtle landing but the other 2.5 billion of us seemed to have a different idea. As unfortunate as our loss was, there is good news for you. We will not be attempting to take over your world! Since we lost a good 85% of our population. We hope to live in peace among you and maybe use up some of your world's resources. Then we might even be on our way.
 
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My name, I don't remember it. Let's go with John Doe. My species has just crashed on your planet and none of us can remember who we are or why we came here. We are a simple people. No taller than four feet, most of us are about 3'4", by your measurements. Our government is as simple as we are. We govern by consensus. We together form a hive mind. After doing a brief count about 500 million of us survived the crash. I'm sure it was meant to be a subtle landing but the other 2.5 billion of us seemed to have a different idea. As unfortunate as our loss was, there is good news for you. We will not be attempting to take over your world! Since we lost a good 85% of our population. We hope to live in peace among you and maybe use up some of your world's resources. Then we might even be on our way.

arr, matey, that's USV territory
 
Having foolishly chosen where to crash, this is where we have chosen to "recrash" if you will.
 
Second Chola Empire

But what you didn't know about the first...like us, they were secretly reptillians - er, Argonians! Except now there's no point in being secret anymore so yes, we're Argonian.

Capital: Reusnagar (Jakarta) - named after Reuseraj Chola, our legendary founder.
Claims: Sumatra, Java, Borneo, Sulawesi
Religion: Cult of Hanuman (Hindu monkey-worship)

Sorry, I'm away from home so can't really post images right now.

 
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