IdIOT: Shock and Terror

WAR UPDATE


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Soviets at the Gates:

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, contained mostly in Anatolia up until now, has become even more of a serious threat to Jerusalem. Understanding that the disaster that happened last year when the Soviets committed more of their forces than was expected Azure Comet, the general in charge of the defence of Eastern Anatolia, decided on a new strategy. He decided to enact a scorched earth strategy, he would get his army to retreat and get his army to destroy everything that wasn’t nailed down. For the stuff he did nail down he just put a new bio-weapon on that was made from the Joke Poison plants. This had the effect of giving many of the Soviet Jedi gross mutations that made it impossible for them to fight. Getting his army to retreat to Antioch and Kurdistan, he waited for the Soviets to fall into his trap.

However, Azure Comet made one gross mistake. He thought that the Soviets would care about their fallen comrades and would not continue the march into Jerusalem. However, the Soviet commanders did not care and continued to march their soldiers across the booby-trapped landscape. In the Battle of Antioch the Ponies fought long and hard and managed to kill the vast majority of the Soviet forces, however they were eventually forced to retreat to the city of Jerusalem.

The Western Front was a very different story. The Varangian Guard, upon hearing of the devastation in Antioch, made a foolhardy attack on the Basil. Erik "The Heathen" of Munsö was killed in the charge and most of the Varangian Guard were wiped out. Although they still exist in some minor capacity, they a merely a small part of the vast Army of the Equestrian Order, no serious political or military commentator would bother to differentiate between the two.

Alexander the Great was not so foolhardy. He waited for the perfect moment to strike against the Soviets, when the Coalition were harassing the Basil with aeroplanes and when a corrupt Soviet general transferred the bulk of the Western Guard to the Eastern Front to compensate for the heavy losses. Alexander charged his Balkan Army into the almost defenceless City of Constantinople Istanbul Samaragrant TXT_KEY_CITY_NAME_NOT_FOUND and took the city in mere hours. Now that the one city of the Soviets that was capable of repairing the Basil was lost, the Basil has no choice but to set sail towards the one city that has enough of an industry to repair it: Jerusalem.

As the city of Jerusalem prepares for what could be the most important battle of the war, tensions are running high in both camps. In the Allied side, public opinion of the war has gone down in all countries except for those directly involved in the fighting. Many Khajiit, Mysterious and Abbotsfordian people are making their discontent known as they believe that the cost of this war is too high. Although the latest bombing run was a success casualties were extremely high on both sides, especially for an air raid. The people of the Alliance are starting to question what business it is of theirs what happens to Jerusalem and are starting to demand their governments to bring their boys home. Meanwhile, the Soviet war machine is starting to fall apart. The Basil is in shambles and the with the majority of their military dead or heavily injured the Soviets cannot afford to lose the momentum, either they take Jerusalem or their military will collapse. The world’s eyes are trained on Jerusalem, as everyone knows that this Battle for Jerusalem will either be Jerusalem’s Stalingrad, or it will be their Dien Bien Phu. This one battle will determine who wins this war.

Casualties:
USSR: -30 MIL, +3 ECO
Jerusalem: -7 MIL, -7 ECO
Abbotsford: -4 MIL, 10% Stability Drop
Elsweyr: -4 MIL, 10% Stability Drop
Mystery Nation: -4 MIL, 10% Stability Drop
Varangian Guard: Died (R.I.P in Pepperonies)


The Great Cyberwar:

With their connection to a greater Cyber-Hive established, the Cybermen of the United Manchinia have declared war on the Nova Terrans due to conflicts in Nova Terra’s space empire with a Cyber-Legion. Although Nova Terra is a part of the Pacific Coalition, neither the Mystery Nation or Abbotsford has come to their aid, obviously focusing their attention on the Basil Class Crisis. The Mystery Nation has publically denounced the United Machinia and have begun a large build-up of soldiers on the Mysterious-Machinian border, but they seem to be making no moves of aggression just yet.

Using soldiers pulled from the Basil Class Crisis, Nova Terra begun planning a counter offensive against the advancing United Machinian armies, with assistance from colonists from Coruscant who wished to make a home in Northern Mexico. The offensive was delayed due to spies sabotaging the military build-up by putting large amounts of narcotics in the water and food supplies of the forward bases, putting many soldiers out of commission from health problems. Soldiers were pulled from the homefront to make up for the loss in attack power, but the spies were never caught and the drug related woes of the Nova Terran state were far from over.

A large smuggling operation through the Panama Canal has seen large amount of all sorts of illegal drugs being shipped into the country. This has caused a large amount of drug syndicates to pop up around the country, causing the levels of crime and of drug addiction to reach a record high. The drug syndicates assassinating and bribing local officials in some of the poorer parts of the country have certainly not helped matters. Alongside with the mixed results of Operation Sam Houston has seen the nation’s opinion of the government reach new lows.

Operation Sam Houston consisted of three distinct groups, the Eastern Division which made a naval landing in California, the Western Division which made a landing in South-Eastern areas of the United States focusing on Florida and the “Green Group” which advanced alongside colonists into the Mexican border. The Eastern and Western Division made considerable advances into the Machinian coastline, taking very few losses due to surprisingly light resistance. After the successful attack, the Green Group made their advance into Northern Mexico which is where they found out the reason why resistance had been so light, the Machinian army of Cybermen had pooled almost all of their army in an offensive into Mexico.

With the Green Group being outnumbered almost 2-to-1, the campaign was a disaster. Even though the Nova Terrans managed to keep a 1:1 kill ratio thanks to advanced EMP and Telsa weaponry, there was no changing the fact that they were hopelessly outnumbered. The Nova Terrans had to make a retreat, allowing the Cybermen to raise the new Northern Mexican colonies into the ground and allowing the Cybermen to seize most of Mexico.

Meanwhile in space, things aren’t looking so good for the Nova Terrans. What was mistakenly thought to be the main Cyber-Fleet of the enemy Cyber-Legion was merely a splinter fleet led by a replica of the Hubble Telescope. The main fleet was much larger and, after an epic space battle, forced the Nova Terran First Fleet to retreat from the border. The Cyber-Legion has seized several colony worlds on the border of Nova Terra and they show no signs of just stopping at that.

The newly-occupied territory is quickly being adapted to suit the needs of the occupier on both sides. The Nova Terrans have attempted to restore the humanity of captured Cybermen in the newly-conquered United States, it has been a difficult project with limited success. Nova Terran scientists have compared the process to dropping an egg on concrete and then trying to reassemble it. Those they have been able to save have made a full recovery and have opted for intensive reconstructive surgery so that they can return to a normal life.

While some people have been saved from the Cybermenace, many more have been lost. The Machinians have rounded up almost everyone in Mexico and all of the POWs and “upgraded” them, using the very civilians that the Nova Terrans were aiming to protect against them. In even more disturbing news, the Machinians have begun to round up those ineligible for upgrading (those that are too young, too old or are extremely ill) and, instead of deleting them like they did in the United States, have begun to experiment on them by giving them all sorts of narcotics. Not only does this make a horrifying nation even worse, but it also confirms that the increase of drug trade in Nova Terra and the Cybermen are related.

With this unexpected shifting of territory, neither side can truly claim to have come out victorious in this latest exchange. One can only speculate on how the Generals on both sides will react to the strange new shifts in the battlefield…

Casualties:
Nova Terra: -8 MIL (5 from battle 3 from illness), -6 ECO
United Manchinia: -5 MIL, +1 ECO


The Flames of Mainland Japan:

The recent raid on Japan by Vietnam left Empress Shi wanting revenge, the United States of Vietnam were prepared for this so they launched an offensive on her Empire. Their best troops blitzed into China and attacked the badly defended Japanese Mainland territories, in typical Vietnamese fashion they took the land with next to no casualties. However the Japanese soldiers didn’t fight very hard and didn’t want to waste her troops on a lost cause. Also the armies of the Far Eastern Asian Republic fought and won as well, but they lost half their army for their troubles. Support for the war in F.E.A.R has gone down as a result of the war, as many feel perfectly content as they have driven the Alien Hobbits into extinction.

In not-so-good news for Vietnam, they got nuked. Twice. Two of their biggest cities, Saigon and Can Tho were destroyed. This has damaged Vietnam’s production immensely. It has also driven up recruitment rates as people feel that it is safer to be on the battlefields than to be in their own homes, also people want to GET. RE. VENGE. Also leaflets reminding people of Bob the Builder’s services to rebuild provinces at the low, low cost of $5 a province.

With the war moving to Korea, the military production of Japan has not improved, however they have two more nuclear missiles to boot. Perhaps this war will answer the age old question, what is better? The best trained fighting force in the world? Or nukes?

Causalities:
Vietnam: -5 ECO
F.E.A.R: -4 MIL, +1 ECO
Japan: -3 MIL, -6 ECO
 

Link to video.

(Weirdly appropriate music. Probably.)



THE HIGHWAYMEN

Southern Africa. Instability rules. Between Kongo and South Africa, a state has arisen. One that is plundering all, and answers to none. Ruled by the enigmatic Railroad Bill, they have no mercy, all they want is land and cash...And they will seize them.
 


- Antonis Samaras, Supreme Leader of USSR

"We shall defeat the capitalists in the end. Jerusalem shall fall, and with it global capitalism will fall too. Communism will prevail. The Soviet quest for world domination will not end until all of the earth has become a nuclear hellhole, so we can build from the start a new society, a Communist one, based on the values of liberty, social equality and dictatorship of the proletariat. Soviet soldiers, we shall prevail!!!!!"
 
Occupied Mexico...undisclosed location

Storming in to the rebel bunker, Zoey gasps any breath of air that she had left before slamming the door shut "I can't believe it! They just stormed us so fast! It's like....I'm calling robot bullcrap here!"

John Maxwell, looks up at Zoey while tending to his Carl Gustav rifle "We all didin't expect those damn dirty robots to come en-mass like that" he then tightens a bolt on his recoilless rifle "honestly, I thought the mad Cybermen would be stationed at home. Not making a full head on assault".

Zoey then points towards the direction of the entrance "Do you see what they are doing? They're doing horrific things to our people! and the rest of the world is just watching!"

Dodson then stood up and faces Zoey "Well...obviously we have cybermen rapists in Mexico!"

Maxwell then interjects "Yes, not only that. But forcing our own people in horrendious experimentation with narcotics and drugs on the young and old. They poisoned our own waters!" then he tilts his head down, then glares upwards "and turning our own people into these cybernetic abominations!

"What does the Imperator thinks of all this!?" Zoey shouted as she tries to calm herself down after witnessing the attrocities of the Cybermen.

Marty, looking up from his coffee mug "I have no doubt that she's ragging like were all raging at the Cybermen."

"And here we are" Maxwell said "smack dab in an occupation area with a bunch of killer robots". He then grabs the Nationalist Nova Terrian flag and raises it up "VIVA LA RESISTANCE!! CYBERMEN GO HOME!!!!"

"So what are we going to do? Sit around and lamet on how these Cybermen came in squatting in here?!" Zoey said furiously.

Maxwell then gives Zoey a smerk "Kid, I haven't been sitting on my butt doing nothing. We don't intend to let the Cybermen roust here unmolested" he said as he taps his recoilless rifle. "They do not know the spirit of the Nova Terrians. They will find out that they cannot occupy us for very long." He then sits up "Eveyone get ready, We've got a big day tommorow".
 
Silence was all that had been heard from the Congo. Not even just a lack of communication - total silence. It was as if the place did not exist, merely that it was a hole in the world out of which noting came: a path to the heart of darkness.

"This won't go on." Leighton said.

"Dammit man," replied Smailovic, "I was enjoying a nice rest."

"No rest for the wicked." Jose got up and stretched then yawned loudly.

"Or rather those who bring the wicked to justice." Hadley was there too, eating an orange. "Alright Leighton, what's up?"

"We detected massive gravitational disturbances in North America suggesting that someone may have managed to open a portal to one of the other worlds."

"Impossible, they can't do that!"

And with that people started making some boats, boats to take them down the long snaking river to the great expanse that is the sea. It was time for them to become more than just a hole, but a nation. More than just and Idea, but a player.
 
UPDATE SIX – 3006 A.D

STATS


Link to video.

Spoiler :


Battle for Jerusalem Begins

As the Soviet Army marches closer and closer to the gates of Jerusalem, the allied forces prepare to defend the recently rebuilt city. General Azure Comet and the other allied generals are coordinating their forces to defend the city while the Equestrian army has begun to evacuate the city and convert the streets into defensive fortifications. Meanwhile, new Abbotsfordian robots, mustard-powered Khajiitian Mechas and Mysterious soldiers armed with strange new contraptions from McGucket have been shipped out to the city to participate in the epic battle. Will this defence hold against the Soviets or will the city be destroyed once again?

-Jerusalem, Abbotsford, Mystery Country and the Elsweyr Sultanate all get +1 MIL from reinforcements. USSR gets +2 MIL.
-Abbotsford also gets 1 POL from Smithbots. Also they get 1 ECO for helping me solve an issue with some PMs.


Offensives and Counter-Offensives Galore in the Americas

Both the Nova Terrans and the United Manchinians are planning offensives and counter-offensives to liberate their land from foreign occupation and to push deeper into enemy territory. Tanks, resistance fighters, colonists and robot legions face off against each other in this quagmire that this war has become.

In related news, reinforcements have come from outer space for both nations. support against the Cybermen. Also, the first shipment of Lantean reinforcements have come through the Stargate, bringing much needed technological advancements to the United Machinians. In exchange they showed the Lanteans the technology they had liberated from Stargate Command. All except for the Imperial Sigil, which has been stolen! Only the greatest of thieves could have stolen it from under the noses of the ever vigilant Cybermen.

Meanwhile, the Second Nova Terran Fleet has moved into the Solar System ready to provide much needed air support. Additionally, a very successful recruitment campaign that benefited from the shocking conditions of occupied Mexico have caused young men and women to flock to the banners to defend their homes from the Cybermen threat.

In unrelated news, the HFS Madagascar has appeared of the coast of the Eastern United States. Is the world’s second most powerful vessel going to interfere in this war? Are they observing? Or did the helmsmen just get drunk again? All these questions and more will surely be answered this next year.

+2 MIL for United Manchinia from technology advancement and Lantean reinforcements
+3 MIL for Nova Terra due to successful recruitment campaigns and from reinforcements from the second fleet


Brave Assaults and Nuclear Explosions in Asia

With the losses of Saigon and Can Tho, the Vietnamese are looking for revenge against Empress Shi. However, her island fortress may be too tough a nut for even the Vietnamese super soldiers to crack. As the fighting moves to Korea, the question remains, will Empress Shi be able to overcome the Vietnamese fighting spirit? Or will they destroy yet another hive mind?

[war intensifies]

Terrorism runs Rampant in Belarus

One would think that the absurdly happy Belarussians would be docile and that they would not resist foreign occupation. But if you thought that you would be wrong. In some ways, Belarussians are even more difficult to control than the usual person. They would endure the worst physical punishment imaginable to get to their goal and all the while they would have a stupid, completely genuine smile on their face. Acts of terrorism have run rampant in occupied Belarus, suicide bombings against foreign economic assets in particular. No foreigner feels safe in the area, all of them worried that they could be the next victims. Meanwhile, the Belarussians are perfectly happy to die for their country, even if they are an accidental casualty.

All of these attacks have been met with crackdowns on dissenting groups from both the Church of Goomy and the Pysch Nation, but the Belarussians have been exploiting the bureaucratic nightmare that the Goomy-Pysch border has become. Both sides have increased their military presence in the border regions and both sides have built up their military. In related news, rumours have been spreading that the Pysch Nation have been working on a dangerous new superweapon, perhaps it will be used against the Belarussian rebels?

-Both the Church of Goomy and the Pysch Nation lose 3 ECO and 2 MIL in terrorist attacks.
-Protip: Espionage and military invested against the Belarussians could help in stopping the attacks.


Empires, Crime and Chaos in the Heart of Africa

While the rest of the world has been fighting like mad, Africa has become an interesting place. Interesting as in the Chinese curse way. In the North, conflict between Elsweyr Sultanate and the Church of Goomy seems likely due to colonists from both nations fighting over the limited fertile land available in Tunisia. The two nations will have to find a peaceful solution to this issue or risk sparking a war.

Meanwhile in Mali, E.V.I.L has begun a highly profitable arms smuggling trade. This has made E.V.I.L a lot richer, but has caused the constant wars in the region to become even more brutal. Not that E.V.I.L cares mind you.

As you have surely figured out, Africa is not the safest place to live. Nowhere is this truer than Sub-Saharan Africa. Thanks to the instability of the South African government and the apathy of the Hadleyian ruling class, crime and corruption has run rampant. A newly formed alliance of gangs known as the Highwaymen have established dominance in the region between South Africa and Port Hadley. Ruled by the Enigmatic American Expat Railroad Bill, these western-themed bandits could give even E.V.I.L a run for its’ money when it comes to crime. What effect their presence will have on Africa is unknown.

-E.V.I.L gain 1 ECO and 1 POL from arms smuggling in Mali

GM Notes:

1) Sorry the update took so long guys! The month long wait was hard on all of us I’m sure and the wait between the War Update and this update was much longer than expected due to a nasty case of writers’ block. Hopefully it was worth the weight.

2) In terms of WoGing we have reached SUDDEN DEATH!!! If you didn’t get orders in last turn and you don’t get them in this turn then I will (probably) WoG your nation with extreme prejudice. You have been warned.

3) That’s it guys and girls, go nuts!
 
Still open?

Why yes it is friend! Welcome to IOT!

As this game requires the Private Message feature, I would recommend posting in this thread. Unfortunately there is not much space left in the game, but both Argentina and South Africa have inactive players so it would be fine to take over one of those. Or you could do your own nation, I would recommend somewhere either in India, Russia or East Africa. But you can do anything that you want in any of the open lands.

Enjoy your stay! :)
 
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National Songs
Spoiler National Anthem :
(Because I'm starting in India this has to be the national anthem!)
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Nicknames
Great Ficcon (Fictional Confederacy), the Confederacy, the Meritocracy, the People's Republic, the DPRC, the Federation

Government
The official government of the Confederacy (despite its name) has a blend of confused and erratic bits and pieces of different systems. Some days it's a confederacy, other days it's a federation. Sometimes it's a monarchy (only on Mondays; Monarchy Mondays). It's even been a plutocracy on some days. It all depends on the general level of sanity the Confederacy as a whole has during a particular day.

Economy
For the most part, hands-off. Each member-nation is free to set up their own economic systems, so long as they contribute to the Confederacy.

Currency
Each member-nation has its own currency. Collectively, under the Confederacy, there are several medium-of-exchange currencies. The Blood Echo, Macca and Stardollar being three of these. US Dollars, Pokedollars and Souls have been outlawed as per the Economic Reformation of 1995.

Language(s)
English, Weaboo, Farsi, Otaku, Nerdish, Science, Belkan, Brospeak, Zombie, Narwahl

Officials
To come.

History
Also to come.

Member-Nations
Spoiler Member-Nations of the Confederacy :
Republic of Zeon: A coastal nation found in southern Ficcon, that is an actual republic. That means there are officials who represent the people that elect them (though there is an elite cabal of untouchables much like any government existing today). Because it is seemingly the most non-schizo member-nation in the Confederacy, it was almost named the Actual Republic, but officials felt that was too antagonistic towards the greater union. Zeonites believe they aren't truly independent, and will often inhibit Confederate business until their independence is recognise. Despite having as much autonomy as the other member-nations, they insist that they're being persecuted for being "Newtypes", and that they're forcefully being kept in the Confederacy due to not being allowed to live in space. They claim that "space is for the Spacenoids" when questioned about this. Militarily, they're pretty neat. They roll out a lot of mecha and things like that. In fact, the only time the other member-nations acknowledge them (when not taking the piss) is when more mecha are needed.

Digitas: This member-nation seems to exist inside of the interwebz. It is unclear as to how an entire state can exist inside of an incorporeal invention, but the officials and the community at large has long given up on finding out why. The capital is Pro Digis, which can be reached by using TOR and typing in prodigis.com. Somehow, Digitans have managed to created life using the internet, and called these creatures Digital Monsters, or Digimon for short. These are powerful beings who can evolve to achieve new levels of power. Digitas is quiet and out-of-the-way for the most part. No one really bothers them. They do interact during war time though. They seem to have a knack for adventure.

Zanzibarland: Created by a man who claims to have saved the world several times in chronological order, Zanzibarland is run by a military junta. The belief of the average Zanzibarite is that all servicemembers everywhere (except here) are tools of the government, and are being taken advantage of by crafty politicians who use nanomachines to wage war on everyone when they think of a new way to launch a nuke. The man who created Zanzibarland is known to be a bit . . . jumpy. Certain buzzwords will throw him into a frenzy, whereupon snapped necks and CQC are likely to occur. As a result, the government has outlawed these words/phrases: Big Boss, "just a box", nanomachines, Metal Gear, or Phantom Pain. Zanzibar is said to produce the best infantrymen, however they seem to have a lot of issues. Common complaints worth noting are small ranges of vision, footprint hypnosis, and general obliviousness to being choked, punched or shot at. Zanzibarland is also great at designing mobile nuclear launching stations, however, the man in charge always goes into deep role-playing fits and destroys them before they can ever be mass-produced. He's even made some video games based on these adventures, which are the majority of Zanzibarland's exports. Due to studio quarrelling, he claims that his latest one that hits shelves on September 1st will be the last one he makes.

Amestris: A militaristic member-nation commonly referred to as "the State" by its citizens. It's possibly the most schizo and dangerous of the member-nations, what with their constant military posturing, border disputes, and sacrificing to make some kind of stone. They study the art of "alchemy" and can do crazy that looks like magic but make it science-y.

Star Union: One of the least schizo member-nations. Perhaps that's because it has the least amount of humans living in it. The people of the Star Union claim to originate from a place called Microsoft Word. A place that is "unfinished" and is only one chapter long. They make a lot of high-tech cool stuff. Pew pews and whatnot.


Borders

(Capital is the golden star.)
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I've added you to the map and the stats, you are officially part of the game! :)

Orders lock next Friday, Australian Time
 
Well, I think cived is basically trying to say is that you'll fit in here.

Welcome to IOT, http://novaiot.chatango.com/

We have our own chat room you can find at that link stop by to say hello and just chat, most of the time someone is on :D
 
There is one final test.

Do you like Fallout?

(sorry nc for derailing your thread but some questions have to be asked.)
 
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