The Void Walker
The Void Walker. Ah, such an image of noble beauty. It really does come to mind, right? A young, blond man, resplendent in shining, freshly forged armor, no helmet (so his tresses can sail gracefully behind him as the wind caresses his face), lance in one hand, beautiful rune sword (always with a fancy name) sheathed at his left side, on his horse, a stomping mare of great beauty (on some occasions, a thumping male beast of a horse can be substituted), riding forth gallantly to save his kingdom, country, province, city/town, neighbors, family, and that fair maiden. No, wait, that sounds like me. Let me try again.
The Void Walker. On second thought, what
is a Void Walker? I certainly didn't know. All I did was stroll around one fateful afternoon. The
first tournament ended rather arbitrarily.
"That's it," they said, "you're done."
Well, done indeed! I had already saved every maiden around these parts, even the ugly ones that they never tell you about in those tales, and some even more than once. I wasn't about to go through all that trouble again. I sat down under a tree, wondering just what to do with my life. I had a doctorate in Melee Attack with a focus on Lances and Swords, but those skills just weren't applicable anymore. Due to the curse of structural unemployment, I was done.
So I sat down under the Black Tree of Gallia and thought. Suddenly, a gaping maw in the fabric of the universe opened up in front of me. I quickly appraised the situation; the hole was two feet in front of me, and my sword was two inches from my hand. It would work. I grabbed my sword, did a nifty sort of roll along the side haphazardly, and did a sort of alert crouch I'd seen some sneaky thieves do before. It made my knees hurt.
"Speak!" I said, ignoring the general rule that when you wish to parley with someone, it's best not to point a weapon at him.
"Hello there," he said. What a jovial chap.
"I was just walking along in the Void--"
"Whoa, whoa. What's that?" I asked, sort of dumbly, as if I were making an exposition for any unacquainted readers of our conversation.
"The Void? Well, it is what it isn't. It is the gap between worlds, if you would."
"I won't have any of that."
"And you're right, you can't. You are not of the
Stuff that the Void is made of. You are of
Things." As he said this, he slid forward. It's hard to describe what he looked like. He looked pretty humanoid, except when I tried to look at him, it was like looking at something from the corner of your eye. Hard to pin down. But he was black, all black, the sort of jet black that seems to suck light in and leave the surrounding areas dimmer, the sort of black that leads me to make paradoxical explanations like the above.
"Then, how'd you manage to step here?" I asked.
"Well, to go from There to Here is quite easy. You just need these magical bracelets," he said, patting the black bracelets around what I presumed were his wrists. There were two total, one for each arm. Black bracelets on a black body. By this point he had stepped fully into our world and closed the maw with a snap of his fingers that pierced through my ears with the sound of screeching nails on chalkboard.
"These tie me to this world."
"So you're here because..."
"I was just walking along in the Void. That's my job, you know. I heard there was going to be some grand tournament."
"You're too late, they've already held one. I was in it."
"No, there's a second one," he said. "I guess I'll see you."
And with that, he shuffled off. It couldn't have been walking, because he looked like he was just shuffling his feet and popping from place to place without crossing any of the places in between, but it looked quite like he was just a guy lumbering along.
As he crossed the crest of the hill, he turned back and waved to me.
That's when I realized the half-grin he had on the whole time hadn't gone away. It had, almost imperceptibly, gotten bigger, until it was almost a three-quarters-grin.
As told by Alphaeus Silanus.