Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Olleus · Sep 12, 2009

Always ready and finished in a couple of minutes.

Earthling · Sep 12, 2009

Really, I thought this one would be self-evident to the posters around here, but I'll take the credit anyway:

I like my women like I like my toaster: the spine glows red when operating properly.

Mise · Sep 14, 2009

Thought this was appropriate here:

Spoiler :

Perfection · Sep 15, 2009

Everyone loses. Free for all on next one.

Fr8monkey · Sep 15, 2009

OK. I'll go.

My average Civilization IV game winds up alot like my life...

Yeekim · Sep 15, 2009

Fr8monkey said:
OK. I'll go.

My average Civilization IV game winds up alot like my life...

My average Civilization IV game winds up alot like my life: effed up by crazy Latinas.

Spoiler :

Perfection · Sep 15, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up alot like my life: with me all alone.

Mise · Sep 15, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up alot like my life: I don't have either.

Dumanios · Sep 15, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up alot like my life:With me flipping someone off.

Fugitive Sisyphus · Sep 15, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up a lot like my life: I spend most of it wanting to nail Catherine.

:mischief:

Joecoolyo · Sep 15, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up a lot like my life: Never have one since CFC takes up so much of my time

Earthling · Sep 15, 2009

Perfection said:
Everyone loses. Free for all on next one.

Well, if there are fans of BSG in this thread, I might as well be done with it. I'll give one on the current topic just for show and be off

My average Civilization IV game winds up a lot like my life: Abusive yahoos like Ghengis chase after fast and forgettable "friends" like Cathy, religious fundy Monty subordinates a many years younger Izzy, uppity rich twits like Mansa buy the love of simple, backwards farm girls like Boudica, Cyrus and Hattie obviously engage in and creepily discuss their S&M, even hopeless loser likes Toku chase after high class girls like Elizabeth, and I'm single, busy studying science, and trying to ignore all the drama.

(See, I play huge maps. And the part about Cyrus is not metaphor - the two leaders are programmed that way. Also: this would be pretty cool with the average FFH game too but like I said, this thread has no heart for me)

carmen510 · Sep 15, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up a lot like my life: Meaningless and wasted time.

(My like life, Civ4's only purpose is Civ4 itself)

LAnkou · Sep 16, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up a lot like my life: started well, made the good choice to be in a confortable position, always aiming higher...

Sharwood · Sep 16, 2009

My average Civilization IV game winds up a lot like my life: I get disillusioned and swear to start over every few hours.

Fr8monkey · Sep 16, 2009

And the emmy goes to....

Spoiler :

Mise gets honerable mention.

Bobbtjoe · Sep 17, 2009

Bobbtjoe is back from the dead! :devil:

My month long ban has ended!!! :woohoo:

Narz
Bobbtjoe, we're awaiting your answer...

... Or are you banned again?

Sadly, yes.

z4ckdabeast
No he's not, he still has his avatar.

You can still be banned and have your avatar.

Z4ckdabeast
And your signature, but bobbtjoe doesn't have a signature so it would have looked stupid to say that.

I do have a sig.

choroxorn
Strange... He HAD a signature a few days ago.

Temporary Ban?

Yes, and yes again.

Narz
Anyway, in Bob's absence :

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe

I can't wait to see the answers to this!

Z4ckdabeast
For ANY type of ban, you lose both your avatar and your signature.

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: no older than 12.

wrong again, and epic troll =/= 12 year old. Learn your math!

Dumaniuos
Interesting to talk to.

Ahh, thanks! :pat:

Lefty S something
Moderator Action: Stay on topic, do not discuss bans, do not target other members.

Train wreck of a thread closed.

I rather enjoyed it...

Anyway, I know I've been a little late but the winner is...

Spoiler :

You're up!

Moderator Action: long post, mostly spam and talking about your ban, with one quoted joke.
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Joecoolyo · Sep 17, 2009

Bobbtjoe said:
Bobbtjoe is back from the dead!

zomg your back

lets celebrate with beer and popcorn! Moderator Action: but not spam
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

:beer:

Dumanios · Sep 17, 2009

And the fall of our foes!Moderator Action: I do not know what this post means, but it does not appear to be on topic
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Zack · Sep 17, 2009

Bobbtjoe said:
You can still be banned and have your avatar.

I PMed you about this.Moderator Action: Which was to correct the correct way, rather than posting here, to communicate upon this
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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

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