Today, the Pretentious Goblin is wearing a tweed jacket, jodhpurs, and an enormous false moustache. In one hand, he holds a short riding-crop. The other is wrapped around a large calabash pipe, the smoke from which provides little disguise for his usual stench...
Tally ho, old chaps! Time for a spot of polo, I'd warrant... What's that? No horses? Ha! A trifling issue. The Royal Aquarium has a fine stock of selachimorphs. They should meet our needs quite adequately.
Oh dear... As I said to Bishop Cravish at a recent fundraiser: 'fox hunting is but the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable'.
Tsk, I fear the paucity of your education becomes all too apparent. Had you attended one of the superior colleges, you would surely have come straight to me with this conundrum. As every true scholar knows, my grasp of these matters is held in the highest regard, such that even the esteemed Professor Jorruthers has been known to seek my counsel.
Tally ho, old chaps! Time for a spot of polo, I'd warrant... What's that? No horses? Ha! A trifling issue. The Royal Aquarium has a fine stock of selachimorphs. They should meet our needs quite adequately.
Oh dear... As I said to Bishop Cravish at a recent fundraiser: 'fox hunting is but the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable'.
Tsk, I fear the paucity of your education becomes all too apparent. Had you attended one of the superior colleges, you would surely have come straight to me with this conundrum. As every true scholar knows, my grasp of these matters is held in the highest regard, such that even the esteemed Professor Jorruthers has been known to seek my counsel.
