1000 ways you know you played Alpha Centauri too much!

3.) When you're kids are bad you look around the house for the Nerve Stapler

4.) You gather together your own army of Earthworms in an attempt to launch a Psi attack on your neighbor.
 
6.) You call up NASA telling them that the manned Mars mission is doomed to failure because the astronauts will form their own civilizations with seperate ideological and start waging wars against each other using Planet Destroyers.
 
7: At your local city council, you declare that a vote for Supreme Leader is necessary, and that all opponents will be crushed.
 
8. You wonder why forests are shrinking and not expanding to cover entire continents.

9. You think that "paperless" transactions (ie credut cards, online banking) are the true conversion to energy credits.

10. You wonder why the mushrooms [fungus] in your backyard isn't trying to communicate with you.
 
This is a ripp of of my tread, but i will delete it (my tread)

11. You were a 1 thick steel hat becuase you are worided about mind worms
12. you start to have dreams consering Plant
13. You breed spiders for there silk
14. You make a lab in your basement were you make superconders
15. You send your children out to make a few boreholes
16. Your children where a green coat and you tell them to upgraud their armor
17. You go to Home Depo and you ask them for a pressure dome
18. you randomly ask people on the street if they have Air power
19. You put up signs saying Zachroz for plantary governer
 
20. You've posted in three of these threads at two different message boards.

21. You ask your friend for a girl's comm frequency.

22. You're excited because you just discovered the Secrets of Cincinatti.
 
23: You declare that your neighbour putting his trash in your trash can is a violation of your treaty of friendship and pronounce vendetta upon him.
 
25. You start a fund raiaser for a spaceship
 
26. You freak out everytime you see a worm

27. You tell your teacher to vote for pravin lal
 
30: YOU BIULD A SPACE ROCKET AND FLY THERE

31: YOU PLAY THE GAME

32: YOU BELIVE IN WORMS IN OUTER SPACE
 
33. YOUR in here

34: you send probes in enimes house ^_^

35: you have terraformar
 
36. You ask the salesman at Home Depot if they have a terraformer on a speeder chassis.
 
37: you breed worms and attack your sister with them^_^
 
39. You dig a borehole in your back yard.
 
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