NuclearElephant
Elephas Maximus
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2005
- Messages
- 131
Thinking about joining the mighty French army? Need some goats to trade for a pre-formal education? Do you find yourself wishing you could see the people of the world and crush their skulls with various blunt implements? Do you love to plunder but find the wife gets angry when you pillage the cornfield? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you just may be cut out for a career with the French military. With a little training on the English body farms (As few as five moons a fortnight, six fortnights a cropcycle!), you can become a mighty warrior! Yes, you too can become a soldier- you too can BE LIKE BOB!
So without further adieu (Heh heh, no pun intended) I give you Bob "The Butcher"- pride and joy of Napoleon's retinue and an army of one
Well son, how about joining up?
So without further adieu (Heh heh, no pun intended) I give you Bob "The Butcher"- pride and joy of Napoleon's retinue and an army of one

Well son, how about joining up?