1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much. - Page 7

CELTICEMPIRE · Apr 23, 2012, 02:26 PM

211. You train your child to become a settler, so you can have more than one house at once.
212 You are afraid to go on a cruise ship to Hawaii because it is unarmed and will stand no chance against barbarian ships!

BuilderFTW · Apr 23, 2012, 11:48 PM

213. Everyday, you check in with all the people you know to see if you can sell them anything
214. To befriend little people, you try to give them sacks of gold

Brian Shanahan · Apr 27, 2012, 04:40 PM

215. You cannot accept that the Battle of Stalingrad ever happened, because that is way too many units for that small an area.

DevilHell · Apr 29, 2012, 09:39 AM

216. You simply don't understand how Germany went through Autocracy which then was replaced by Freedom and Order, AT THE SAME TIME
217. You enter the CF Forum everyday, and check the Lets play and Stories forum because you really, REALLY can't play or download CiV

n00bxqb · Apr 30, 2012, 03:35 AM

218 - When your neighbour finishes building a giant fence around his property before you do, you wonder why your fence didn't transform into a sack of gold.

blackcatatonic · Apr 30, 2012, 05:34 AM

219. You know atheism makes sense because Piety and Rationalism are mutually exclusive.

Ermak- · Apr 30, 2012, 06:14 AM

you recognize the same map after loading random generator. Happened several times.

CELTICEMPIRE · May 02, 2012, 05:11 PM

I'll count that as 220

221.You don't understand why no one is pouring money into Singapore to build relations.

Fern · May 03, 2012, 09:04 AM

(Inspired by 221)

222. You move from a bigger country to a smaller one, because in the bigger countries you get taxed, while in the smaller ones you get money for nothing.

Thor Macklin · May 03, 2012, 02:08 PM

You keep accursing your government for grouping all the cities so close together when just New York would work for the North Atlantic.

historix69 · May 03, 2012, 02:52 PM

224. You tell your friends that you would solve the financial crisis by building more Trading Posts in Southern Europe.
225. You suggest to the government of Athenes, Greece, to switch to Monarchy to reduce social unrest and increase tax income.
226. You tell your economy teacher that export trade is overrated. All you need for a positive trade balance are trading posts, marketplaces, banks and Stock Exchanges as well as roads / harbors connecting all cities with the capital. Foreign traderoutes are a myth.
227. You walk next to a river and keep looking for that Gold coin which is always found on river tiles.

CELTICEMPIRE · May 12, 2012, 08:17 PM

228. You know know that the DPRK would defeat the ROK in a war because the North has invested in autocracy and honor while the pathetic South invests in liberty and commerce.

claestw · May 13, 2012, 12:42 AM

229. You just can't bring yourself to do anything meaningful on Sundays, because switching into Work mood for Monday resulted in one turn of anarchy.

Cicero63 · May 14, 2012, 01:06 PM

230. You cite Civilopedia on history reports

warlordtheft · May 14, 2012, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CELTICEMPIRE

228. You know know that the DPRK would defeat the ROK in a war because the North has invested in autocracy and order while the pathetic South invests in liberty and commerce.

Fixed!

CELTICEMPIRE · May 15, 2012, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlordtheft

Fixed!

Yeah, your right, order does work better than honor.

warlordtheft · May 15, 2012, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CELTICEMPIRE

Yeah, your right, order does work better than honor.

And the fact that they are mutually exclusive means you don't know what you are dealing with, just like RL.

Heerlo · May 20, 2012, 09:29 AM

231:

You say building a lighthouse in a city will make it grow larger.

Something like this actually happened to me.Me and some of my family were on the way to Florida for vacation, and they were talking about going to a lighthouse.I think I told them something about having a lighthouse would make a city grow better.

prince_caspian · May 20, 2012, 10:11 AM

232:

When you jump into a swimming pool you tell your mates "I'm embarking" and instead of a splash sound you make a "PONG!"

Heerlo · May 21, 2012, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prince_caspian

232:

When you jump into a swimming pool you tell your mates "I'm embarking" and instead of a splash sound you make a "PONG!"

Lol.

233:

You go around with Civ5 music playing in your head.Happens to me sometimes.

234:You see something that says CS, and you think of city states.This happened to me just today.

Apr 23, 2012, 02:26 PM	#121
CELTICEMPIRE Proud Kentuckian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Commonwealth Posts: 3,106 Images: 2	211. You train your child to become a settler, so you can have more than one house at once. 212 You are afraid to go on a cruise ship to Hawaii because it is unarmed and will stand no chance against barbarian ships! __________________ "The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid 'dens of crime' . . . but in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice." - C.S. Lewis, from The Screwtape Letters

Apr 23, 2012, 11:48 PM	#122
BuilderFTW Warlord Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 118	213. Everyday, you check in with all the people you know to see if you can sell them anything 214. To befriend little people, you try to give them sacks of gold __________________ Watch some of my exciting multiplayer civ5 games here: https://www.youtube.com/user/CivBuilderFTW?feature=mhee

Apr 27, 2012, 04:40 PM	#123
Brian Shanahan Intermeidate Bench Warmer Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The house that I shaped in my heart Posts: 3,867	215. You cannot accept that the Battle of Stalingrad ever happened, because that is way too many units for that small an area. __________________ Erebus in the Balance. It's your only man Current SGs:PCSG2, 8 City Challenge, R_Rolo 11, Fall with Fleme. Completed SGs:FfHSG2: High to Low, R_Rolo10, World Wide Wonder, Sengir 03 The Orwellian State (loss), IO 4 Sex Drugs and more Drugs, T'dr'duzk b'hazg t't SGOTM 11, SGOTM 12.

Apr 30, 2012, 03:35 AM	#125
n00bxqb Chieftain Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 93	218 - When your neighbour finishes building a giant fence around his property before you do, you wonder why your fence didn't transform into a sack of gold. Last edited by n00bxqb; May 01, 2012 at 01:26 AM.

Apr 30, 2012, 06:14 AM	#127
Ermak- Warlord Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: MINNEAPOLIS, MN Posts: 276	you recognize the same map after loading random generator. Happened several times. __________________ "My tribe is prospering"

Apr 29, 2012, 09:39 AM	#124
DevilHell Warlord Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 213	216. You simply don't understand how Germany went through Autocracy which then was replaced by Freedom and Order, AT THE SAME TIME 217. You enter the CF Forum everyday, and check the Lets play and Stories forum because you really, REALLY can't play or download CiV

Apr 30, 2012, 05:34 AM	#126
blackcatatonic Emperor Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: UK Posts: 1,319	219. You know atheism makes sense because Piety and Rationalism are mutually exclusive.

May 02, 2012, 05:11 PM	#128
CELTICEMPIRE Proud Kentuckian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Commonwealth Posts: 3,106 Images: 2	I'll count that as 220 221.You don't understand why no one is pouring money into Singapore to build relations. __________________ "The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid 'dens of crime' . . . but in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice." - C.S. Lewis, from The Screwtape Letters

May 03, 2012, 09:04 AM	#129
Fern Chieftain Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Denmark Posts: 67	(Inspired by 221) 222. You move from a bigger country to a smaller one, because in the bigger countries you get taxed, while in the smaller ones you get money for nothing.

May 03, 2012, 02:08 PM	#130
Thor Macklin Warlord Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: The state of Denial Posts: 273	You keep accursing your government for grouping all the cities so close together when just New York would work for the North Atlantic.

May 03, 2012, 02:52 PM	#131
historix69 Warlord Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 174	224. You tell your friends that you would solve the financial crisis by building more Trading Posts in Southern Europe. 225. You suggest to the government of Athenes, Greece, to switch to Monarchy to reduce social unrest and increase tax income. 226. You tell your economy teacher that export trade is overrated. All you need for a positive trade balance are trading posts, marketplaces, banks and Stock Exchanges as well as roads / harbors connecting all cities with the capital. Foreign traderoutes are a myth. 227. You walk next to a river and keep looking for that Gold coin which is always found on river tiles.

May 12, 2012, 08:17 PM	#132
CELTICEMPIRE Proud Kentuckian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Commonwealth Posts: 3,106 Images: 2	228. You know know that the DPRK would defeat the ROK in a war because the North has invested in autocracy and honor while the pathetic South invests in liberty and commerce. __________________ "The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid 'dens of crime' . . . but in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice." - C.S. Lewis, from The Screwtape Letters

May 13, 2012, 12:42 AM	#133
claestw Chieftain Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 58	229. You just can't bring yourself to do anything meaningful on Sundays, because switching into Work mood for Monday resulted in one turn of anarchy.

May 14, 2012, 01:06 PM	#134
Cicero63 Warlord Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 185	230. You cite Civilopedia on history reports

May 20, 2012, 09:29 AM	#138
Heerlo Keeper of Truth Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,408	231: You say building a lighthouse in a city will make it grow larger. Something like this actually happened to me.Me and some of my family were on the way to Florida for vacation, and they were talking about going to a lighthouse.I think I told them something about having a lighthouse would make a city grow better. __________________ "For God so loved the world, that He gave His Only Begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish, but have everlasting life.For God sent not His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved."-The Bible, John 3:16-17

May 20, 2012, 10:11 AM	#139
prince_caspian Prince Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 449	232: When you jump into a swimming pool you tell your mates "I'm embarking" and instead of a splash sound you make a "PONG!"

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