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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: New Zealand
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Your ex-girl/boyfriend tells you: "Darling, we never had a relationship..."
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"Fear my spearman" - Montezuma, 1500 AD, last words |
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Help me. I don't know where I am.
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Deity
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,043
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2759. When you see a documentary on Navy SEALs you shout at the TV set that SEALs don't know how to work a parachute.
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Goblin Axeman
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 304
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2780: You assume every time you hear fireworks that somebody 'loves their king'. And then wonder when they are not more productive the next day.
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Today's ??? (_13MAR13_): Me? I'm just enjoying a totally awesome remix of a classic game song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bABFNS5mN4 |
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,708
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They don't necessarily love their King, they could love their President or Dictator.
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Warlord
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 135
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originally posted by Riflin' Joe: Your ex-girl/boyfriend tells you: "Darling, we never had a relationship..."
2781: No problem, you think, once 10 days pass they'll stop refusing to talk, ask what the tribute is, pay it, give away some tech for free and maybe liberate some of her stuff....that's a +9 diplo mod for sure.... |
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Warlord
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 135
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^ .....and she says "well if you DO declare action after close borders again, can you actually WAIT a round or two before you fire off all your siege unlike every other time?
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Goblin Axeman
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 304
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Send a spy in to stir the populace: then you do not need siege... oh wait... I don't know if that works...
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,708
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What you actually need to do is convert to her religion.
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Warlord
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 135
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2782: You constantly have to have Microsoft word open and type in "Ghandi Gandhi" to figure out how to spell it.... but thanks to the menomic "Charlemagne isn't Mangy" you don't have a problem with Charlemagne.
Or you just let the burger king joke continue on in your memory so you don't have to ever worry about spelling that guy's name.... Suryavaraman wasn't a surveyor, either.... |
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,708
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How can you not remember the spellings of the names of all the Civ leaders?
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![]() I've never heard anyone talk about Yon Stewart, Yohn McCain or Yoe Biden, so that's almost mispronouncing his name on purpose.
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,590
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Try remembering all of the Aztec city names. THAT would be painful
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,708
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I can recognize them if they are read out to me, and I've memorized a lot of them.
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2783.
Tenochtitlán Teotihuacán Tlaeltcoco Texcoco Tlaxcalca... Anyone want to correct or continue?
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Draconic Mod
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Update Workshop
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2784. You play it through an all-nighter.
2785. Make that an All-weeker for an epic/marathon game (<- I did this! Nuked everyone with my deranged mind )
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,590
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The only two I can remember are Tlateloco and Tlaxcalca, mainly because they always end up being some of his first cities to fall
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