@Luckymoose: your idea sounds nice. Though, the stats nutranurse proposes, as well as the Feats, are part of D&D rules (at least, they are in Order of the Stick, which only stops following D&D rules when it becomes funny).
Also, one extra idea for the ISOT NES: you pick a town from, say, the US, or Canada, or Germany... and I will drop it somewhere else, á lá 1632, where a West Virginia town appears in the middle of Germany. That would increase the fun. Besides, you would have to spend some time working out how the hell you plan to communicate with the people near where you have been ISOTed to. Also, as I have stated before, the time from where the ISOTs come will be the future (say, the 2100s), so you would be able to "upgrade" that town.