Creatureboy11
A Civ4 Leader
WILL POST STORY AS PROGRESSES
Story
In a school in some place, thirty-four students decide it is time to break off of the school because their history teacher gave them (whom all play Civ4 obsessively) all zeros. These 34 students form a rebellion, and each becomes a certain Civilization's UU.
In this school, a seventh grader dressed as a Quechua scouts. "Teachers up ahead... looks like the eighth grade gym teacher." An eighth grade girl, dressed as Catherine on a Cossack (Strangely enough, Catherine WAS her name.) decided to bring Jaguar Jim with her on a capture mission.
The gym was crowded with hoards of dodgeballs scattered everywhere. As the small group of student's entered the gym, the eighth grade gym teacher showed himself and began to hurl the dodgeballs at the students. "It's a counter-seige!." Cried a Japanese 10th Grader named Sam. The student's decided to counter with their own seige. They sent a Korean boy named Hwacha to set some firework's off inside the gym.
"Isn't that a little too dangerous?" Asked a tall boy named Babion. Too late, the fireworks hit the gym teacher while scattering the dodgeballs everywhere. That was when Jaguar Jim ran in and shoved the gym teacher in the equipment room and locked the door. "We did it!" He said. All 34 student's were called into the gym. They had decided it to be their capital and called it "Gymnasiumion".
Catherine, a master strategist, spoke to the group of Civilization IV players. "Women - and men - this is a dangerous time for our people. So IF we see the headmaster, act like we are practicing. IF we see normal children, ask them to be a vassal and spare their life. If not, throw them to Timbuktu!" "Hey," an African boy said dressed as a Skirmisher. He continued, "Throw them in between my capital and Moscow!" Catherine started again, "Fine. But if you find Age of Empires players, throw them in the jail cells; which would be the supply closet." Everybody was ready to fight, and a Navy SEAL lover shot his gun to the ceiling.
There were two boys named Joey and William. Joey (Joao) had a boat called a Carrack. William had another boat called the East Indiamen. There was an argument over which boat was to be used. The East Indiaman was more powerful but the carrack was cheaper.
The leader of the rebellion was a Panzer named Fred. Fred had a simple solution: use both. why nobody had thought of this earlier, no one knows.
George the Navy SEAL burst into the band room, followed by Charlie the Landksncekt, who had a giant halberd, Nappy the Musketeer, and Winston the Redcoat. The old grumpy band teacher turned to see Charlie's halberd as he fell to the floor. The three people with guns began destroying all the instruments. The city of Musikstadt was settled in the band room.
Musikstadt is spotted by AoE (Age of Empires) players, and decide to declare a crusade against the heathen Civ4 Fanatics. Gary, the Gallic Warrior, spots some of the AoE players with their guns. He warns Catherine, and Catherine tells Isabella (the second person to have a name of a leader) to dress in her Conquistador clothes. She does so, and the two girls charge at the AoE players. A bloody battle followed. The only "Great Person" at the moment was Michael Angelo, a Great Artist. He made a picture, and forced the AoE players out with his culture bomb. "Score one for the true Faith," Isabella said.
After the resounding invasion, Dog Soldier snuck into the cafeteria. All of this wonder food could be used to whipping! More whipping means.... well, more crap of whatever they wanted! He snuck out, and waved toward to his friends Cho-Kun-Nu (Who I know I spelt wrong, and be called Cho from now on) and Phanalax. The three of them charged in, and started to attack the students in the cafeteria. The "barbarians" fought hard, using everything from pencils to random food particles, but Cho's crossbow, Dog Soldier's axe, and Phanalax's spear killed 90% of the students and the lunch moniters. They then declared the cafeteria to forever be kown as Wounded Cafe.
Then Oromo spotted some teachers standing next to a marble statue outside the school. He went to Fred and Catherine and said, "We can build some Wonders from that marble." So Oromo and a tall boy called the Immortal, Abu the Camel Archer, and Sully the Janissary were sent to capture the marble. The Immortal led the charge, while Abu, Sully, and Oromo kept shooting. By the end, a stack of 7 teachers had been destroyed. Now the Civ4 people could build wonders.
Chatrunuaraya, whom everyone calls Chatty, was a really fast worker. He can outrun panzers and, on roads, almost outpace rail roads. He decided he will clean up routes between Musiksadt and Gymnasiumion so people don't have to always dodge random dodgeballs on the ground. However, two teachers tried to capture him but Sally the Cossak ran them down. "Get back to Musiksadt and chop down a few monkey bars to help us build!" soon, they finished the Eiffel towers that set up radio station in all their towns. However, the teachers union has received reinforcement from another continent/school outside Gymnasiumion...
In Wounded Cafe, Dog Soldier started flipping his axe like it was no one's buisness. The city was quickly growing back as more students went to lunch, where they were forced to stay under the threat of death. He was currently watching them build a granery so more food can be preserved. Cho was aiming his crossbow in random places, to make sure no teachers or barbarians showed up. Phanalax was currently unsure if he should play a culture or military game. "Curse you Greeks for having nice bonuses in both fields!".
Enventually, Preat came rushing towards Wounded Cafe, with fear all over his face. Too shocked to speak, he pointed his sword at a huge rush of AoE players. There were about 200 of them, holding stuff from bats to sharp pencils. They forced the "citizens" to barricade the place with the tables. Many deserted, dropping the population, but the barbarians were not coming inside without a fight. Cho fired potshots from inside, while Phalalax, Preat and Dog Soldier stood on the barricades at different areas and started to attack the AoE players.
Please help me make a story about these rebellious schoolchildren.
Story
In a school in some place, thirty-four students decide it is time to break off of the school because their history teacher gave them (whom all play Civ4 obsessively) all zeros. These 34 students form a rebellion, and each becomes a certain Civilization's UU.
In this school, a seventh grader dressed as a Quechua scouts. "Teachers up ahead... looks like the eighth grade gym teacher." An eighth grade girl, dressed as Catherine on a Cossack (Strangely enough, Catherine WAS her name.) decided to bring Jaguar Jim with her on a capture mission.
The gym was crowded with hoards of dodgeballs scattered everywhere. As the small group of student's entered the gym, the eighth grade gym teacher showed himself and began to hurl the dodgeballs at the students. "It's a counter-seige!." Cried a Japanese 10th Grader named Sam. The student's decided to counter with their own seige. They sent a Korean boy named Hwacha to set some firework's off inside the gym.
"Isn't that a little too dangerous?" Asked a tall boy named Babion. Too late, the fireworks hit the gym teacher while scattering the dodgeballs everywhere. That was when Jaguar Jim ran in and shoved the gym teacher in the equipment room and locked the door. "We did it!" He said. All 34 student's were called into the gym. They had decided it to be their capital and called it "Gymnasiumion".
Catherine, a master strategist, spoke to the group of Civilization IV players. "Women - and men - this is a dangerous time for our people. So IF we see the headmaster, act like we are practicing. IF we see normal children, ask them to be a vassal and spare their life. If not, throw them to Timbuktu!" "Hey," an African boy said dressed as a Skirmisher. He continued, "Throw them in between my capital and Moscow!" Catherine started again, "Fine. But if you find Age of Empires players, throw them in the jail cells; which would be the supply closet." Everybody was ready to fight, and a Navy SEAL lover shot his gun to the ceiling.
There were two boys named Joey and William. Joey (Joao) had a boat called a Carrack. William had another boat called the East Indiamen. There was an argument over which boat was to be used. The East Indiaman was more powerful but the carrack was cheaper.
The leader of the rebellion was a Panzer named Fred. Fred had a simple solution: use both. why nobody had thought of this earlier, no one knows.
George the Navy SEAL burst into the band room, followed by Charlie the Landksncekt, who had a giant halberd, Nappy the Musketeer, and Winston the Redcoat. The old grumpy band teacher turned to see Charlie's halberd as he fell to the floor. The three people with guns began destroying all the instruments. The city of Musikstadt was settled in the band room.
Musikstadt is spotted by AoE (Age of Empires) players, and decide to declare a crusade against the heathen Civ4 Fanatics. Gary, the Gallic Warrior, spots some of the AoE players with their guns. He warns Catherine, and Catherine tells Isabella (the second person to have a name of a leader) to dress in her Conquistador clothes. She does so, and the two girls charge at the AoE players. A bloody battle followed. The only "Great Person" at the moment was Michael Angelo, a Great Artist. He made a picture, and forced the AoE players out with his culture bomb. "Score one for the true Faith," Isabella said.
After the resounding invasion, Dog Soldier snuck into the cafeteria. All of this wonder food could be used to whipping! More whipping means.... well, more crap of whatever they wanted! He snuck out, and waved toward to his friends Cho-Kun-Nu (Who I know I spelt wrong, and be called Cho from now on) and Phanalax. The three of them charged in, and started to attack the students in the cafeteria. The "barbarians" fought hard, using everything from pencils to random food particles, but Cho's crossbow, Dog Soldier's axe, and Phanalax's spear killed 90% of the students and the lunch moniters. They then declared the cafeteria to forever be kown as Wounded Cafe.
Then Oromo spotted some teachers standing next to a marble statue outside the school. He went to Fred and Catherine and said, "We can build some Wonders from that marble." So Oromo and a tall boy called the Immortal, Abu the Camel Archer, and Sully the Janissary were sent to capture the marble. The Immortal led the charge, while Abu, Sully, and Oromo kept shooting. By the end, a stack of 7 teachers had been destroyed. Now the Civ4 people could build wonders.
Chatrunuaraya, whom everyone calls Chatty, was a really fast worker. He can outrun panzers and, on roads, almost outpace rail roads. He decided he will clean up routes between Musiksadt and Gymnasiumion so people don't have to always dodge random dodgeballs on the ground. However, two teachers tried to capture him but Sally the Cossak ran them down. "Get back to Musiksadt and chop down a few monkey bars to help us build!" soon, they finished the Eiffel towers that set up radio station in all their towns. However, the teachers union has received reinforcement from another continent/school outside Gymnasiumion...
In Wounded Cafe, Dog Soldier started flipping his axe like it was no one's buisness. The city was quickly growing back as more students went to lunch, where they were forced to stay under the threat of death. He was currently watching them build a granery so more food can be preserved. Cho was aiming his crossbow in random places, to make sure no teachers or barbarians showed up. Phanalax was currently unsure if he should play a culture or military game. "Curse you Greeks for having nice bonuses in both fields!".
Enventually, Preat came rushing towards Wounded Cafe, with fear all over his face. Too shocked to speak, he pointed his sword at a huge rush of AoE players. There were about 200 of them, holding stuff from bats to sharp pencils. They forced the "citizens" to barricade the place with the tables. Many deserted, dropping the population, but the barbarians were not coming inside without a fight. Cho fired potshots from inside, while Phalalax, Preat and Dog Soldier stood on the barricades at different areas and started to attack the AoE players.
Please help me make a story about these rebellious schoolchildren.
- this is a dangerous time for our people. So IF we see the headmaster, act like we are practicing. IF we see normal children, ask them to be a vassal and spare their life. If not, throw them to Timbuktu!" "Hey," an African boy said dressed as a Skirmisher. He continued, "Throw them in between my capital and Moscow!" Catherine started again, "Fine. But if you find Age of Empires players, throw them in the jail cells; which would be the supply closet." Everybody was ready to fight, and a Navy SEAL lover shot his gun to the ceiling.
