Many thanks NinjaCow 64 for this.
I found it last night and laughed so hard that my wife (who is not a fan of Civ, or more to the point the time I spend playing Civ) had to find out what was going on. So then I had to explain it to her, which took the gloss off a bit.
So I will read the next installment in private. Can't wait for JC's reaction to some self-important Great Person....