Well I sure haven't played Civ in a while, but then again I'm sure that doesn't matter to you because I never really post here much in the first place.
BUT...
I'm going to change that, and I'm going to do it by posting my first screenshot run of CIV IV. I'm a noob though, so be warned.
Settings
Prince Difficulty
Custom Continents
Number of Continents: Random
Temprate
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Hannibal: Oh come on you guys! Do we really have to build a city?
Chief Advisor: Yes sir, it is imperative to our survival!
Hannibal: Come on Bro, let's not exaggerate here, is being a Nomad really that bad? Come on, remember the time we almost got killed by that Bear? Wasn't that so much fun?
Chief Advisor: No! I lost a kidnney from that whole fiasco, now look at this sir, I plan we settle...
Chief Advisor:here.
Hannibal: Son of Baal... look at all those Clams... Screw this Nomadic BS I want my Clam dinner!
Chief Advisor: Excellent! Now what should we do. Teach our People how to hunt I think.
Hannibal: What the Hell? Weren't we just nomads about Two Seconds ago? How in Baal's name can we not hunt!
Chief Advisor: Just roll with it sir.
Hannibal: Whatever, by the way Warriors, go out and see just what's the scene around here.
Warriors: AH DUH SIR WE FOUND SOME HUTS AND TOOK ALL THEIR MONEY.
Hannibal: Excellent! How did the Villagers handle it.
Warriors: WELL WE KILLED ALL THE MEN
Hannibal:...
Warriors BURNED ALL THE HUTS
Hannibal:...
Warriors: AND THE WOMEN, WELL WE...
Hannibal:Stop. Just...don't tell me anymore.
Chief Advisor: Sir, we've just trained our first professional workers!
Hannibal: Wonderful! Tell them to begin working non-stop on some mines.
Warriors: AH DAH THIS WIERDO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU SIR
Hannibal: Oh Baal. You.
Montezuma: Have we met before?
Hannibal: Nah, just call it leader's intuition.
Montezuma: No matter, let us slaughter Fifty Thousand Slaves to celebrate this occasion!
Hannibal: I don't even think I have Fifty Thousand Slaves, besides, I like the two I have.
Montezuma: You dare defy me AND the holy rites of Vishu?
Hannibal: You AND your ultra-convoluded Religion can get the hell out of my tent, I'm no zealot like you!
Warriors: AND WE FOUND SOME VILLAGERS...
Hannibal: Seriously guys, I don't want to know.
Warriors: THEY TAUGHT US HOW TO LAY BRICKS
Hannibal: Oh. I guess that's cool then.
Chief Advisor: Sir! We've just learned how to make baby animals!
Hannibal: What? My people didn't know how babies were made? I could have given a demonstation on how to make a baby Human! What sort of backwards nation am I running?!
Hannibal: That SOB gets THREE CLAMS? AND HORSES?!
Chief Advisor: We should get a Horse, I love Horses.
Hannibal: Ever eat Horse? It's tasty.
Chief Advisor: Look who's not right in the head now.
Hannibal: Whatever, lets see what's going on at the Homefront.
Chief Advisor: Well sir, the first ships just set out to bring back your first Clam Dinner.
Hannibal: Oh hell yes, I've been waiting so long for the suculent taste of Clam to enter my mouth.
Chief Advisor: Also...
Chief Advisor: Some people have banded together with the insane idea of building a second city...
Hannibal: Let them go, but tell them if they don't come back with Horses then I'll personally see to their Slaughter.
Chief Advisor: What should we work on next?
Hannibal: I have an idea, how about we start putting up these giant stones to help tell what time of year it is!
Chief Advisor: I don't think it's such a good idea to build that no-
Hannibal: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CAN'T DO
Chief Advisor: But I'm your Chief Ad-
Hannibal: SHUT UP I'M THE CHIEFTAIN I DO WHAT I WANT.
Hannibal: Congratulation, you are now offically the first Slaves of the land!
Workers: We weren't slaves before?
Hannibal: Oh no you were slaves before, but now you're official Slaves.
Workers: Wonderful.
Hannibal: I had better get so many Horses from you people.
Chief Advisor: SIR! It's...It's....It's Complete.
Hannibal: HAHAH I've done it! I have organized these Stones in a quasi-useful manner! The world shall be in awe of my stone prowess for centuries!
Chief Advisor: A Clam Dinner to celebrate sir?
Hannibal: OH MY GOD! Advisor!
Chief Advisor: Yes? Is something wrong?!
Hannibal: I now know who we are, this Clam Dinner, it has revelaed to me the truth. It has revealed to me the one true god. I now know just who we are...
Hannibal: We're God's chosen people.
Chief Advisor: Lord! The visions came to me too! Tell the citizens, they need to know that there'll be some changes made...
END OF PART I
BUT...
I'm going to change that, and I'm going to do it by posting my first screenshot run of CIV IV. I'm a noob though, so be warned.
Settings
Prince Difficulty
Custom Continents
Number of Continents: Random
Temprate
-------------------------------------
Hannibal: Oh come on you guys! Do we really have to build a city?
Chief Advisor: Yes sir, it is imperative to our survival!
Hannibal: Come on Bro, let's not exaggerate here, is being a Nomad really that bad? Come on, remember the time we almost got killed by that Bear? Wasn't that so much fun?
Chief Advisor: No! I lost a kidnney from that whole fiasco, now look at this sir, I plan we settle...
Chief Advisor:here.
Hannibal: Son of Baal... look at all those Clams... Screw this Nomadic BS I want my Clam dinner!
Chief Advisor: Excellent! Now what should we do. Teach our People how to hunt I think.
Hannibal: What the Hell? Weren't we just nomads about Two Seconds ago? How in Baal's name can we not hunt!
Chief Advisor: Just roll with it sir.
Hannibal: Whatever, by the way Warriors, go out and see just what's the scene around here.
Warriors: AH DUH SIR WE FOUND SOME HUTS AND TOOK ALL THEIR MONEY.
Hannibal: Excellent! How did the Villagers handle it.
Warriors: WELL WE KILLED ALL THE MEN
Hannibal:...
Warriors BURNED ALL THE HUTS
Hannibal:...
Warriors: AND THE WOMEN, WELL WE...
Hannibal:Stop. Just...don't tell me anymore.
Chief Advisor: Sir, we've just trained our first professional workers!
Hannibal: Wonderful! Tell them to begin working non-stop on some mines.
Warriors: AH DAH THIS WIERDO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU SIR
Hannibal: Oh Baal. You.
Montezuma: Have we met before?
Hannibal: Nah, just call it leader's intuition.
Montezuma: No matter, let us slaughter Fifty Thousand Slaves to celebrate this occasion!
Hannibal: I don't even think I have Fifty Thousand Slaves, besides, I like the two I have.
Montezuma: You dare defy me AND the holy rites of Vishu?
Hannibal: You AND your ultra-convoluded Religion can get the hell out of my tent, I'm no zealot like you!
Warriors: AND WE FOUND SOME VILLAGERS...
Hannibal: Seriously guys, I don't want to know.
Warriors: THEY TAUGHT US HOW TO LAY BRICKS
Hannibal: Oh. I guess that's cool then.
Chief Advisor: Sir! We've just learned how to make baby animals!
Hannibal: What? My people didn't know how babies were made? I could have given a demonstation on how to make a baby Human! What sort of backwards nation am I running?!
Hannibal: That SOB gets THREE CLAMS? AND HORSES?!
Chief Advisor: We should get a Horse, I love Horses.
Hannibal: Ever eat Horse? It's tasty.
Chief Advisor: Look who's not right in the head now.
Hannibal: Whatever, lets see what's going on at the Homefront.
Chief Advisor: Well sir, the first ships just set out to bring back your first Clam Dinner.
Hannibal: Oh hell yes, I've been waiting so long for the suculent taste of Clam to enter my mouth.
Chief Advisor: Also...
Chief Advisor: Some people have banded together with the insane idea of building a second city...
Hannibal: Let them go, but tell them if they don't come back with Horses then I'll personally see to their Slaughter.
Chief Advisor: What should we work on next?
Hannibal: I have an idea, how about we start putting up these giant stones to help tell what time of year it is!
Chief Advisor: I don't think it's such a good idea to build that no-
Hannibal: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CAN'T DO
Chief Advisor: But I'm your Chief Ad-
Hannibal: SHUT UP I'M THE CHIEFTAIN I DO WHAT I WANT.
Hannibal: Congratulation, you are now offically the first Slaves of the land!
Workers: We weren't slaves before?
Hannibal: Oh no you were slaves before, but now you're official Slaves.
Workers: Wonderful.
Hannibal: I had better get so many Horses from you people.
Chief Advisor: SIR! It's...It's....It's Complete.
Hannibal: HAHAH I've done it! I have organized these Stones in a quasi-useful manner! The world shall be in awe of my stone prowess for centuries!
Chief Advisor: A Clam Dinner to celebrate sir?
Hannibal: OH MY GOD! Advisor!
Chief Advisor: Yes? Is something wrong?!
Hannibal: I now know who we are, this Clam Dinner, it has revelaed to me the truth. It has revealed to me the one true god. I now know just who we are...
Hannibal: We're God's chosen people.
Chief Advisor: Lord! The visions came to me too! Tell the citizens, they need to know that there'll be some changes made...
END OF PART I