The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

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Probably the lamest jokes I have ever been told:

1)What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

2)What did the people say about the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi
 
I guess im the only one who didnt think so :D

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere
 
What do you have if you have a fish with no eyes?
Spoiler :
a fsh.


What do you have if you have a deer with no eyes?
Spoiler :
I have no idear...
 
Why are there no drugs in the jungle?

Spoiler :
Because the parrot ate them all.

Dammit you broke the punchline :p It's
Spoiler :
Cos the parrots eat 'em all!



Also! It's not "I have no idear", it's just "no idea." I.e. "No eyed dear". GRRRRRRRRRRRR

It goes like this:

What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs, and blood all over it?
Still bloody no idea!

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Also, probably been done before but:

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A dot.

What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
 
Three bad jokes for you all:

Q: Where do necromancers live?
A: West India.

Q: Hey, Ryu, can I borrow your copy of street fighter?
A: SHORYUKEN! (Sure you can)

AND NOW FOR THE WORST JOKE OF ALL TIME (Not made by me, unfortunately):

Q: Why can't kangaroos ride bicycles?
A: Because they don't have thumbs so they can't ring the bell.
 
I don't get the first or third one.

1. West India Man necroed the thread. Do you get it now?

3. You know, the bells on the bike. The ones needed for SAFETY!

Look, if the logic in the joke worked then I wouldn't put it in the bad jokes thread.
 
Coming second means you're the first loser.

False.

Sex.

Lolwut?

Also, I heard a stinker the other day:

A Higgs boson walks into a church and the priest says "Get out! We don't want you here!" And the Higfs boson replys "Why would you want me out? Without me, you can't have mass!"

1, 2, 3 and GROAN.
 
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