The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

Uncle Sparky · Sep 30, 2014

Those jokes blow.

I used to dislike poop jokes, but now they're #2.

W|M · Oct 1, 2014

Poop jokes tend to be crapshoots

NinjaCow64 · Oct 1, 2014

Wee are better off without them.

W|M · Oct 1, 2014

Urine for a ride, pee jokes are #1

Uncle Sparky · Oct 16, 2014

Wee really toil 'et humour.

Kyriakos · Oct 16, 2014

Zeno: warrior philosopher.

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It's the lame jokes.

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:thatsthejoke:

Uncle Sparky · Oct 16, 2014

Beono - warrior antacid.

Uncle Sparky · Oct 17, 2014

Why do the french only have one egg for breakfast? – because one egg is un oeuf.

da dick · Oct 17, 2014

Kyriakos said:
Zeno: warrior philosopher.

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It's the lame jokes.

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:thatsthejoke:

poland can into space.... that is joke. :cool:

Uncle Sparky · Oct 19, 2014

I think that high scoring football games are very offensive.

Fr8monkey · Oct 19, 2014

I don't trust atoms because they make up everything.

Uncle Sparky · Oct 21, 2014

The blind sports group was going to organize a darts league, but couldn't see the point.

Tahuti · Oct 25, 2014

Why did the Bladerunner Oscar Pistorius kill his girlfriend, and not murder her?

She had to be retired.

Uncle Sparky · Oct 26, 2014

I took a picture of a wheat field. It was grainy.

PhroX · Oct 27, 2014

Uncle Sparky said:
I took a picture of a wheat field. It was grainy.

Oh please, that's a bit corny even for this thread...

Kyriakos · Oct 27, 2014

^ :youdonthay:

Arakhor · Oct 27, 2014

I'm amaized by the low quality of the puns of late.

NinjaCow64 · Oct 27, 2014

Arakhor said:
I'm amaized by the low quality of the puns of late.

Unfortunately I think it has become ingrained in the thread culture by now.

Arakhor · Oct 27, 2014

I know. It's toates annoying!

Kyriakos · Oct 27, 2014

Arakhor said:
I know. It's toates annoying!

When you thought it couldn't get any worse, thread's too sunflower-centric.

Spoiler :