The divine decision: Part Deux

Bozo Erectus · Jul 24, 2004

Obviously this one was inspired by Perfections thread :goodjob:

Which song would the Supreme Being pick for himself? I think he'd pick 'Reach Out And I'll Be There' by the Four Tops.

shadowdude · Jul 24, 2004

The music from starwars

Bozo Erectus · Jul 24, 2004

You mean the music from the Star Wars bar scene, with the weird aliens? That would be cool.

test_specimen · Jul 24, 2004

Whenever he speaks to "lower beings" he'd play the Umpa-Lumpa song.

The lack of this song in current religions shows that they can't be worshipping one of the real gods.

shadowdude · Jul 24, 2004

Dumb pothead said:
You mean the music from the Star Wars bar scene, with the weird aliens? That would be cool.

I was talking about the music when Darth Vader comes, but the bar scene music is cool too.
:cool:

Bozo Erectus · Jul 24, 2004

Maybe he could dance like the old guy from the Six Flags commercial

Syterion · Jul 24, 2004

Number 666 by Iron Maiden.

newfangle · Jul 24, 2004

I'm a slave 4 u, by BS.

WillJ · Jul 25, 2004

Well, "What If God Was One Of Us" by Joan Osborne would be the obvious choice.

Shadylookin · Jul 25, 2004

"Highway to Hell" by ACDC because if I have to have a god I want him to have a sense of humor, irony, and sarcasm.

stratego · Jul 25, 2004

"Your Song" by Elton John, because that's a good song, and God is good, therefore it's his song.

test_specimen · Jul 25, 2004

stratego said:
"Your Song" by Elton John, because that's a good song, and God is good, therefore it's his song.

Not if Christianity is right, because Elton John is gay and therefore "bad/evil".

Pasi Nurminen · Jul 25, 2004

test_specimen said:
Not if Christianity is right, because Elton John is gay and therefore "bad/evil".

Actually, homosexuality is bad, not the homosexuals. God loves homosexuals, just as he loves adulterers: he hates the sin, not the sinner. So, try and leave your militant athiesm out of at least one thread, ok?

test_specimen · Jul 25, 2004

Pasi Nurminen said:
Actually, homosexuality is bad, not the homosexuals. God loves homosexuals, just as he loves adulterers: he hates the sin, not the sinner. So, try and leave your militant athiesm out of at least one thread, ok?

Given recent events concerning church (also in my home country) I always have the smell of burnt skin in my nose which is hard to ignore. Sorry if it annoys you. Off course I don't want to impose my opinion on everyone else.

Aphex_Twin · Jul 25, 2004

God singing to Nietzsche the tune of Boy George - "Do you really want to hurt me?"

Plotinus · Jul 25, 2004

Not all Christians think that homosexuality is a sin. Most of them where I live *are* gay, as far as I can tell.

Anyway, I think it depends what God is doing. If he's doing a theophany then you can't beat the "Hallelujah Chorus". But if a bit of smiting is going on it would have to be Holst's "Mars".

Hundegesicht · Jul 25, 2004

I once knew a pastor who claimed God's favorite song was this one by The Doors... I forget which. Anyhow, I left the church soon afterwards-obviously God prefers Led Zeppelin!

Drewcifer · Jul 26, 2004

Plotinus said:
Anyway, I think it depends what God is doing. If he's doing a theophany then you can't beat the "Hallelujah Chorus". But if a bit of smiting is going on it would have to be Holst's "Mars".

I think he probably listens to "Ride of the Valkyries" when he is in creation mode. When he is just hanging out I think he probably to a lot of Dub Reggae, maybe Lee Scratch Perry. I have a pet theory that if God exists he is probably a lot cooler than most of his followers.

Warman17 · Jul 26, 2004

Syterion said:
Number 666 by Iron Maiden.

SIX SIX SIX THE NUMBAH OF THE BEAST

nah, doesn't suite him well :undecide:

cgannon64 · Jul 26, 2004

Same answer: The beat from "Dead Wrong" by Biggie.

The divine decision: Part Deux

Master Baker

cynic in training

Master Baker

hope lost

cynic in training

Master Baker

Voodoo Economist

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Coolness Connoisseur

master debater

Trying to be good.

hope lost

Deity

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Agent of Karma

NES Grandpa

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