In the early morning hours, radio Berlin announsed the commensement of a secret war manuever against the hated English called 'Operation Sea Lion'. During the openning moments of this broadcast, while millions of Germans rushed to their sets, High Command informed the people of Greater Germany that the invasion of England had commensed. Explaining that the English naval trap had, in actuality, been cunningly designed by our Fuhrer... units of the German Navy had actually 'led' the english warships further and further into a death trap which the English were silly enough to feed their entire fleet into 'piece-meal'. Berlin announces the complete, and total destruction of all UK naval units within the entire North Sea... as planned... nay, predicted! German transports, sitting just over the horizon of the British Isle, disgorged lead elements of the Wehrmacht, which were pleased to shake hands with the Luftwaffe marching band, that had set up after receiving directions to Picadilly. The english squire providing directions to Picadilly for these 'fine chaps' is rumored to have returned to bed, telling his wife "Those Orkney blighters sure have a bit of an accent, what?"
Accompanied by the marching bands playing "Roll out the barrel, and we'll have a barrell of fun!" the skies above darkened as if the Biblical 'Great Locusts of Ancient Egypt' had arrived. Under the screaming, howling engines of several THOUSANDS of snarling Luftwaffe engines, rain after rain of destruction filled the english countryside as more than 3,000,000 metric TONNES of explosives broke the keel of the United Kingdom, and hurled her into the writhing death throes of total, abject defeat!
The Luftwaffe succeeded in destroying at least 12-14 UK Infantry Divisions which were putting up a spasmatic, feeble attempt at playing 'homeland defense'. The Carriers 'Ark Royal', and 'Roscommons' were sunk within the harbors of Hull and Southampton, respectively.
Then newsflashed around the world:
GERMAN ARMY CAPTURES LONDON! THE BRITISH EMPIRE IS IN ASHES, AND AMERICA IS NOW ON HER OWN!
German units roll through and occupy Greater London. Pausing to take snapshots in front of Buckingham Palace, the Wehrmacht proceeded to the residence of Albert Einstein. Gestapo units are reporting his arrival back in Berlin by tomorrow morning!
After the capture of London, the backbone of the English will seemed to snap. With the loss of the 'Defiance of Churchill', it appeared the entire country had gone insane, throwing down weapons and running from the field of battle! Elements of the German Army drove into LIVERPOOL, and quickly established control and curfew in that city. Also, HULL, NEWCASTLE, EDINBURGH, BIRMINGHAM and SOUTHAMPTON taken!
Berlin stuns the world, announcing that in this 'first' opening move of 'Operation Sea Lion', 65% (2/3rds) of all British cities in the UK proper have been secured by victorious elements of the Wehrmacht.
As a 'side note', it is also announced that 'mopping up' actions in the North Sea continue against heavily damaged UK shipping, and that two (2) British Cruisers, in an apparent attempt to evacuate an Mechanized Infantry Division at Dunkerque (with what is believed to be a second mech infantry unit stacked with it) had been sited. Luftwaffe units are being scrambled to this region, and expect to destroy the surviving cruiser (the other being sunk by the 'Graf Spee') and mech infantry "Very soon".
In summary: UK LOSSES:
LONDON
LIVERPOOL
HULL
NEWCASTLE
EDINBURGH
BIRMINGHAM
SOUTHAMPTON
And also an amount of divisions to be believed certainly no less than a dozen, possibly more (sorry, I lost track! Oh, yeah... keep it 'vague', Gary!
(Rumors of multiple german air wing losses are simply that... rumors, as all foreign and domestic news has been 'blacked out' in this new Greater Aryan Colony)
<edit> P.S> Sorry everyone if it sounds as thought I'm EXSTATIC, or anything... but I'm exstatic!
Please forgive me if I sound to 'flip', ok? This was code named 'The Gamble', for obvious reasons... Germany says "Don't Tread On Me!"... and reminds the world that it was the belligerent United Kingdom who, in THEIR arrogance... declared war against Germany!