Dat same year we attacks da last elfin sity on da east coast. Dere ain't no shooty katapultz, but da Warg Ridas don't seem ta mind. Dey charges in and killz all da weedy elfs and we gets Laurelorn fur a new town. looks like da elfs only gots one town left. Ghaz gonna be happy. (1580 IC)
Da araby men wants an audience. We talk to dem. Dey wantz a mutual protektion pack. We not gonna fite dere warz for em. Dey gonna help us wif ourz! we tells em no. (1585 IC)
We usez da wisdum ob our great leada to Rush a Palace Fortress in da old elf kapitol ob athel loren. Dat gonna be summer home for gaz an me. (1590 IC)
Da boyz entrench round Lanuenath, dat am da last elfen city. Da amazons, who am meen girl hoomans, comes up and de-mandz we teach em caravans. We spitz on da messenger. Dey goes away and don' do nofin bout it. Dey musta 'eard what we done to da elfs. (1595 IC)
We lurnz Taktiks. Dat gonna help da war effort lotz. Da fire katapultz open up on Lanuenath. By de time da fires go down dere am nofin left for da boyz ta fite, we takes da sity eaisy. now da elfs is all ded. Ghaz has a big cele-bration in Gorkamorka, and we getz ready ta fite da westalandas. We just gonna take a few years ta get da boyz in place and den we go fite dem. (1600 IC)
Da araby men wants an audience. We talk to dem. Dey wantz a mutual protektion pack. We not gonna fite dere warz for em. Dey gonna help us wif ourz! we tells em no. (1585 IC)
We usez da wisdum ob our great leada to Rush a Palace Fortress in da old elf kapitol ob athel loren. Dat gonna be summer home for gaz an me. (1590 IC)
Da boyz entrench round Lanuenath, dat am da last elfen city. Da amazons, who am meen girl hoomans, comes up and de-mandz we teach em caravans. We spitz on da messenger. Dey goes away and don' do nofin bout it. Dey musta 'eard what we done to da elfs. (1595 IC)
We lurnz Taktiks. Dat gonna help da war effort lotz. Da fire katapultz open up on Lanuenath. By de time da fires go down dere am nofin left for da boyz ta fite, we takes da sity eaisy. now da elfs is all ded. Ghaz has a big cele-bration in Gorkamorka, and we getz ready ta fite da westalandas. We just gonna take a few years ta get da boyz in place and den we go fite dem. (1600 IC)