1000 Things That Proves You Play Too Much Paradox Interactive Games

Tolni said:

59. The 30 Years War never happened, and once you convert, nobody will ever like you.

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60. Paris is not worth a mass. I already converted whole France to Huguenot (Reformed in Game).

61) You think Ryuku is poised to conquer the world

62) You have become a Satanist

^ Holy hell.

64. Sweden is not overpowered.
65. Johan is also apparently a Pagan. Man, that DDRJake Pagan Sweden in EU4 came true....in CK2.

66. Ragnar's family could at any time during the 8th century conquered Scandinavia, as long as they do not die in battle... which is likely because they are Norse leaders.
67. Ragnar lost a fight before he could raid.
68. Having Vikings process a potential to form a empire quickly, reform their faith and go on a conquest spree is not only not a sigh of being overpowered but also quite normal to your eyes.
69. India was invaded by the Abbasid Caliphate around the 8th century.
70. The blood of Saxon men did not take place in a single day but days. It still however has that rocking song set to Charlemagne's conquest.

71) You think that the Ethiopian Orthodox Church is part of Mongolia (no seriously, in one of my games the Miaphysite pope was once a Cuman, then a GH vassal despite neither ever got anywhere close to Egypt).
72) You become a white supremacist just over these Abbasids.
73) Knowing what happened in the link above, you wonder why there are so few muslims in Europe.

74) Your vassal's vassal is not your vassal. Your daughter's daughter may still be your daughter!(CK2, a feudal wincest game)

75) You attempt to excuse a breakdown in communication as a lack of available diplomats.

Rashiminos said:

75) You attempt to excuse a breakdown in communication as a lack of available diplomats.

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76) Or being excommunicated.