"Greetings dragons and wyrens! The Terrance Telechannel now presents another flame-blowing episode of: TuxLife; Evolution Exploration: The Second Era"
[The camera is crawled over by crawler-family descendants]
"Err... we have technical difficulties with Camera Two. Camera Two, over? over?"
[The camera settled on the bottom, a giant, scaled hand fell into view, covered with small crawlers, a grey dragon missing a tail and an arm, trailing blood, is seen swimming away before a censor blocked it]
"Oops, hehe. Nevermind. Play the intro again, Bill!"
[screen quickly turned black, before fading into the intro]
"Greetings dragons and wyrens! The Terrance Telechannel now presents another barbequing episode of: TuxLife; Evolution Exploration: The Second Era"
[The camera slowly zooms over the landscape crawling with crawlers. Notably, the ever present "Live" sign on the lover right hand corner is missing.]
"Welcome back to Hammus Tuxedorum! We come back after putting ourselves in the time-warper for a few million years to find ourselves in an new Era! Oh Jolly!"
[The camera slowly pans up, displaying both the entire scene; blobs of floaterus, towers of Spongerus, green splashes of Slimerus and everpresent striving of crawlerus]
*in a grave tone*"A world devastated by climate change! Hundreds of species whipped out! Entire lines destroyed!"
[The Camera flashes to another, which is zooming in on two clawerus, a Stabber and a Artropodia Nessia, eating on the edge of a dead sponger]
"Oh! The apo... *confused tone* oh? That is for Era 33? Nevermind! Play it again bill!"
[screen quickly turned black, before fading into the intro]
"Greetings dragons and wyrens! The Terrance Telechannel now presents another barbequing episode of: TuxLife; Evolution Exploration: The Second Era"
[This time, the screen focused on a small glass tub of Crawlerus]
"Welcome back to Hammus Tuxedorum! This time we're on the science-lab of the Silver Spear, due to some technical difficulties down below."
[A floaterus corpse fell onto the viewing floor. A swarm of clawerus descended upon it. The camera zoomed in to focus on the raging battle over the corpse.]
"It is now the Clawstrum era, where the only major remains are the claws of the slowly evolving Clawer we met last era. They have dominated the sea floor and they, and their cousins, are soon evolving further."
[Several crawlerus are seemingly dueling with sharp claws]
"The Clawer with an appetite is known as the stabber!"
[Zoomed into a stabber ripping over another clawer. As the clawer went limp the stabber rushed in and started scooping the flesh into it's mouth]
"Already used to fighting, they are becoming more used to actually killing thing not bothering them!"
[Scene shifts to a smaller, agile clawerus slowly inching on the triumphant Stabber]
"However, several of the competition soon returned with revenge. Meet Artropodia Nessia, descendant of the Antropodia Milaricas"
[The Nessia dashed foward to stab a poisonous spike, into the stabber, then retreated from the flailing blades]
"Formerly a Crawler who also filtered plankton to escape Clawer competition, it has come to be quite a hunter itself!"
[The stabber stabbed itself a few times lightly, twitched, and died]
"None of it's opponents have any resistance to it's poison!"
[Time lapse of the Nessia returning to poke at the corpse, then hiding again. It filtered some green water.]
"However, they still need to rely on it to be softened for them to digest it. Even with the help of their poison they are in a similar position as the clawer in the last era."
[it returned to tug on the meat and ate some. Time lapse to show it coughing it out and then returning to hide.]
"Namely, they still need to wait for evolution to help the few enterprising eaters for it to work."
[A darkish figure moved towards the Nessia, it was hesitating a bit, as viewers can see]
"And they sometimes find their poison took too long to regenerate"
[The Nessia bit onto a piece of flesh for keeping, and fled from the Vampira Major]
"However... it was useful when used in the defensive, although matched by weapons of various kinds"
[Flash to two Vampira Majors dueling, "watched" by several other Crawlerus]
"And now, for the MAIN competitor for crawling predator: the Vampira Major!"
[One of the Majors "roared", and sharp teeth poked out.]
"This era, they developed the actual tools for the job!"
[The two Majors charged each other again. Scene shifts to a Major dueling Clawer, almost like the last era]
"And with their millenia-old instinct, this might give them an edge over the Clawer's genetic memory of fighting!"
[The Vampira bit the Clawer, but this time it's teeth cut into the obsolete scavanger. Ripped to pieces with a blow and a shake, the Vampira ate]
"Well, that's all folks! Watch the next episode for the new Open Water developments, deep sea dangers, or even plant panics!"
In order to not be held liable for future wierdness, the Terrance Telechannel will no pledge to not view events occuring beyond the "stability zone"